April 2000 04.30.00 No column 04.29.00 Tune down to E flat 04.28.00 Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise. 04.27.00 Crash 04.26.00 Been drivin' 500 miles 04.25.00 Fragged 04.24.00 Brevity is the soul of wit, I hope 04.23.00 No column 04.22.00 The usual assortment of stuff 04.21.00 Column written under the influence of cartoons 04.20.00 Sit down, you're rocking the boat 04.19.00 Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung 04.18.00 Time of the Dreamwatch 04.17.00 BRUUUUUUUUUCE! 04.16.00 No column 04.15.00 No column 04.14.00 Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? 04.13.00 Coming to America 04.12.00 The road goes on forever, and the party never ends 04.11.00 2D or not... no wait, don't hit me! 04.10.00 Stranger than you can imagine 04.09.00 I have a headache 04.08.00 A little revenge 04.07.00 Almost as good as a DVD 04.06.00 Not marketing-level evil, but close 04.05.00 The literary equivalent of Big Macs 04.04.00 Next on DBZ: Akira Toriyama kicks my ass 04.03.00 Now I Know Why You Want To Hate Me 04.02.00 Back in a routine? 04.01.00 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy   Double Agent Get your daily fix with the GIA's secret agent man. Archives A veritable library of wit and wisdom.