| April 1999 |
| 04.30.99 |
I love all people, except for stupid ones |
| 04.29.99 |
Of course I'm not sleeping with your wife, Mr. Spacely! |
| 04.28.99 |
Not quite as nice as a Dutch rub from a supermodel, but pretty good |
| 04.27.99 |
The Agent and the Troll, a parable for gamers |
| 04.26.99 |
Like, check out all those swingin' surfers, man. Gnarly. |
| 04.25.99 |
More debate than a senate hearing |
| 04.24.99 |
Do not overfill cup, do not pass Go |
| 04.23.99 |
Run! Run away! The End times are come! |
| 04.22.99 |
Night of the man-eating fruit drink |
| 04.21.99 |
Same old, same old, same old |
| 04.20.99 |
Does Xenogears suck? Does Fei have the skillz? |
| 04.19.99 |
Craving succor from the beasts of fandom |
| 04.18.99 |
A winner is you! We are Ninja Go! |
| 04.17.99 |
Give and take, give and take |
| 04.16.99 |
Flash! Allan battles a thesaurus... and loses! |
| 04.15.99 |
The rumors are true. Every one of them. |
| 04.14.99 |
Late, bitter, but full of Floigan goodness |
| 04.13.99 |
Piracy disputes and the breadth of fantasy |
| 04.12.99 |
Pretty snowflakes with acid in them |
| 04.09.99 |
The calm before the storm |
| 04.08.99 |
Back to basics, you bouncy bumpkins |
| 04.07.99 |
A serious column for a serious site |
| 04.05.99 |
The early bird gets the flame. Stay in your nest, Tweety. |
| 04.04.99 |
Squeezing every last drop of alchohol out of the sponge |
| 04.03.99 |
Fallout and downtime excuses |
| 04.01.99 |
Ask Fucko |
