March 2001 03.31.01 Xenowhatever 03.30.01 The Naked Column 03.29.01 Written by Chris Jones (Final Fantasy XVIII) 03.28.01 I love a rainy night 03.27.01 *Has huge eyes* 03.26.01 An excess of emptiness 03.25.01 Should games love you long time? 03.24.01 Lost in the translation 03.23.01 Just in case you were wondering 03.22.01 7 in dog years, 100 in columnist years 03.21.01 Fashion plate 03.20.01 The Bouncer 03.19.01 Six degrees of separation 03.18.01 Let's play money-making scheme 03.17.01 The world will share our disease 03.16.01 The Headmaster Ritual 03.15.01 Super Ultimate Chaotic Trip Through History Pie-eating Time Warp 03.14.01 Wherever you go, there you are 03.13.01 Mindless Masses of Sheeple 03.12.01 All the world's a stage 03.11.01 The inevitable return of the great pink dope 03.10.01 Art is all about nailing down fleeting thoughts 03.09.01 Blitzcol 03.08.01 "It'll never happen, trust me" 03.07.01 The Bouncer goes "Boing" 03.06.01 Rest in PSX 03.05.01 Phantasy Star Fox IV 03.04.01 Return of the SNES 03.03.01 It figures 03.02.01 If I had $1000000 03.01.01 Portability revisited   Double Agent Get your daily fix with the GIA's secret agent man. Archives A veritable library of wit and wisdom.