February 1999 02.28.99 I will fondle my way to the top 02.27.99 Fighting crime in a future time 02.26.99 Nothing says lovin' like a Double Agent column! 02.25.99 In the wake of the carnage, a brighter day is dawning 02.24.99 Sound the horns! It's lamers on parade! 02.23.99 Short and snappy like a broken neck 02.22.99 Screaming like a little fairy 02.21.99 Announcements and betrayals 02.20.99 You can't handle the truth 02.19.99 Too sexy for my hat 02.18.99 This is where we play hardball 02.17.99 Someone's just pushed my buttons 02.16.99 Gender relations fall apart 02.15.99 A quiet moment 02.13.99 Prelude to a kiss 02.12.99 Bloodlust strikes 02.11.99 Rage against the dying of the light 02.10.99 Do I look like a clown to you? 02.09.99 I HARD THAT A GUY SOMEWHERE IS GAY 02.08.99 Offering up the other cheek 02.07.99 With cheese, please 02.06.99 Getting squishy on me 02.05.99 If you want to be that way, fine. 02.04.99 Into the trenches 02.03.99 Like pulling teeth from a rubber snake in a coffee cup 02.02.99 The Beast arises 02.01.99 I feel like a real woman   Double Agent Get your daily fix with the GIA's secret agent man. Archives A veritable library of wit and wisdom.