Double Agent

The word of the day is "isometric." Ooo.

Okay, that said, I'll thank those who told me what Space Bunnies Must Die! was. Frankly, I think I was happier before I heard of such a derivative, horrific game, but what the hell.

Announcement for the day: our own Andrew Vestal has now finished FF8! Woo! Go AV!

Other announcement for the day: Andrew Kaufmann turns the mighty 20 years old today! Damn. That means we can't call him the punk kid anymore.

I also watched a movie again today, one that I give a tentative recommendation to all mature, open-minded readers in the audience. I normally don't qualify this sort of thing, but this is a special occasion. The movie I'm talking about is called Kissed. It was produced in Canada, but should be available in video stores in the US. It's a sentimental, romantic, spiritual movie about.. a necrophiliac. I know this is something that, in real life, is pretty distasteful, but it's an extremely well-done movie, and if you can keep an open mind, I highly recommend it.

Fix FFIV?

Onto another current thread: I believe that FFIV was easily the mostedited Square game to ever hit US shores, with challenge and otherelements of gameplay greatly reduced. This is why I'm irked about itsexclusion from US release, and apparently so are a few others. If theJapanese remake was bad, they should correct it for the US, I think thatblaming that for a non-release is a bit of a cop-out. Fix the PSX bugsand give us the *real* FFIV.

- Ed McGlothlin


"Fix the PSX bugs" is a major understatement. I say again: the PSX version of FFIV is crap. Loading time, graphical glitching, crap sound, the works. This isn't simply an issue of fixing bugs. It's a matter of completely and fully reprogramming the game from the word Go, and that takes a lot of time and money. Again, the point is that FFIV would be a lot more trouble to port over decently than it'd be worth. However extensive, the changes from the Japanese to US versions matter to a miniscule segment of the market, and completely remaking a game to accomodate changes noticed and demanded by it is not profitable.

Stating the obvious

You know what's gonna happen when FF8 finally hits the states don't you?

People may be praising it now, but you watch, when it hits, a fewgoddamn nitpickers are gonna tear it shreds, and since most of us are sostupid that we fall into this mob-mentality, we'll start sharing intheir opinions.

Which is what happened wih FF7. People who *played* it were proclaimingit the best RPG ever made (I loved it! The plot was dense andcomplicated.....kind of like a good X-Files episode, and if it was toocomplicated for you......theres only one answer, you're dumb. :) ) but a few people came out and said they didn't like it...and well fastforward to present day and you see what's happened?

FF8 doesn't have a chance past it first few months.

(Although I'm confident it will KICK ASS)


Well, duh. Of course it'll be released to great acclaim. Of course there will be obnoxious, vocal nitpickers popping out of the woodwork. Of course there'll be a massive backlash against it a few weeks after its release. This happened to FF7, Zelda, MGS, Super Mario Bros. 3, Q-Bert, and every other popular movie, TV show, video game and other piece of entertainment ever created. It's the way it goes. No big whoop.

Shopping list

I think It's obvious where the next gen consloes are headed once theyreach thier graphical limitations: After photorealistic 3D, theyre offto 4D! Yes, Conslole systems that can warp time and space! Its only amatter of.. err. time.

Seriously, graphics aren't the only things consoles can improve on:better MIDI chips, rewritable space (Like the 64DD), better mediums,better controllers, Internet acess, the list of things consoles canimprove upon is limitless.

--Aaron Gover


All right, that gives me an idea for a letter assignment. People, your assignment, should you decide to accept it, is to write in with your wish list for the game console of the future. What would make it perfect? Be silly if you wish.

Fairies

Ok, the problem is that people are judging FFIV by the artsy standardsof Xenogears and FVII. Quite appropriately, considering the age whenmost of us played FFIV, it should be looked at as a fairy tale.Perhaps not the deepest of stories, but one that holds a special placefor many of us. Think about it, we have the pure and noble Cecil(after he delivers the crystal to Mist, he becomes totally on the sideof good, despite his armor and stuff), the damsel in distress (Rosa),the force of pure evil (Zeromus), and even the perfect fairy taleending where everyone winds up being a king. It's the epic of Cecil,not a probe into the nature and drives of humanity (it does have itsshare of meaningful lines, though).

Raymond Wu


Must... resist... urge to bitch... about Zeromus.... nnnnf....

Anyhow, yes, FFIV was a very simple, but fairy tale-ish sort of story. It's also the last US-released FF game with relatively low technology, which pleases a segment of fandom down to their socks. And hey, Kain was just plain cool, all right?

Space capsules

Damn you and your space capsule! I rue the day you landed on our planet! I damn you to hell! Catchy subject, neh?

Anyhoo. Bill Gates said 640k was all that anyone ever needed. Rememberthe DOS days and that %$&^ 640k conventional memory limit? Thank god forHimem.sys and EMM386.exe or X-Wing never would've worked.

8 - Do you like vertical shooters? I still say Raiden 2 is the best gameever made, and it hasn't been topped yet, not even by RayStorm, which wasstill pretty cool.

-nZero


I generally prefer hortzinally-scrolling shooters, actually. I'd say that Lords of Thunder for the TG-16 CD is one of the coolest games ever made, if only due to the insufferably cool soundtrack. The capability to select different elemental armors is nifty, too, as is the shopping, as is... it just generally rocks the kasbah. Find it. Buy it. Love it.

Joining the club

Is it just me or is everyone who works on GIA, and/or has their letterson GIA really freaky?

You guys be weird!

The Hell Spawn of Interestingness (aka Futsin)


Yep, we're pretty weird. And hey, now that you've had a letter printed, I guess that means that you're pretty weird too now, huh?

Translation rebuttal time

In response to James Sellman's letter on translations, I have a few pointsto make. The question of a literal translation verses an artistic one is aproblem that has plagued translators of books and poems ever since peoplethought of publishing a literary work in a different language. Nabokovthought that it was impossible to make a translation that could reproduceboth the original meaning and artistry of a great work and proceeded toproduce a translation of a great Russian poem in a form so literal as to beunreadable as proof. I wouldn't go so far as to say that a faithfultranslation is impossible, but it does require a great amount of writingability on the part of the translator, not to mention complete mastery ofthe two languages involved. And honestly, translators of that caliber arerather hard to find and more likely than not to be more interested inwriting their own works rather than translating someone else's.

In reading Sellman's letter, I can't help but get the feeling that mostadvocates of literal translations believe them to be in some way morefaithful to the original than an artistic one. That's not necessarilytrue. In languages, there often exist ideas and thoughts that have no trueequivalent in another, a phenomenon that particularly holds for twocompletely unrelated languages such as Japanese and English. Certain wordsor phrases can be approximated by another language, but they cannot betruly replicated, not to mention the loss of nearly all of the shades andinflections that such a word may contain. (There really is a differencebetween words with similar meanings such as plummet and drop) But thislack of precise equivalences isn't the only problem that can plague aliteral translation. The ultimate purpose of language is the communicationof thoughts and emotions. While a literal translation can remain faithfulto the words of a piece, it often fails to remain true to the originalintent and almost always kills any mood that the author established. Onthe other hand, while a artistic translation may often vary in specificdetails from the original, it has a better chance of capturing the mood andfeeling established.

There is a final consideration that needs to be made in understanding whycompanies usually choose looser translations over literal ones, and this isa purely economic one. Simply speaking, most games are targeted toward thegeneral audience of a genre rather than specific minorities. It's the samereason why dubbed anime is cheaper than subbed anime even though it costsmore to produce. There's a larger market for it. You might not like thefact that the vast majority of rpg players out there would rather see anartistic translation rather than a literal one, and I personally don't havethat high an opinion of dubbed anime, but that's what sells, and companiesare ultimately looking for the bottom line. (Not that the two subjects arein any sense related)

In the end, I really don't think that "Mr. Noguchi [feels] that we areincapable of thinking in any cultural context outside our own", but ratherthat Square and other companies think that liberal translations are morefavorable than literal ones. Chalk it down to making the best game theycan, or to simple greed, but that's the way it is, and matters are unlikelyto change anytime soon. If you really have a problem with thetranslations, then there's a very simple solution, the one that youoffered. Learn the original languages. Now it isn't quick nor easy to do,but if you are looking for a translation that is the true equivalence ofthe original, well, let me just say that you'd have an easier time trackingdown the Fountain of Youth.

Before I end this, there is just one last thing that I would like to say.It is impossible to even attempt to appreciate another culture or languagethrough what you see in a video game, as games reflect but one facet of anation's society. If you truly want to learn, there is no real way buttraveling to the country and experiencing the culture and lifestylefirst-hand, as all books and movies are limited and can only describe somuch. After all, you can teach a blind man about color, but he will notunderstand unless he experiences it for himself.

Jae Shin, the Secret Asian Man


Well, Jae covered the ground I was going to in response to the Deep Thought pretty thoroughly. I'd place more emphasis, though, on the financial concerns, as is my wont. I'm an economics kinda guy, I guess. Very simply, dubs and localization (as opposed to straight translation) appeal to a vastly larger proportion of the population than the word perfect translations. We aren't Japanese, and expecting us to know and understand, much less have an emotional reaction and attachment to d a game that's clearly directed at another culture alienates a lot of people. It screams "YOU ARE NOT THE TARGET AUDIENCE", and that's disastrous for sales and public perception.

When it comes down to it, evidence shows that in terms of selling and appealing to a broad audience, looser translations sell, and strict translations with subtitles don't. As a result, I do not begrudge any company that takes the market as it stands, and goes out of their way to make sure that the spirit of the game true to the original, rather than pedantically sticking to the original text. Is it doing justice to a game to have it inaccessible? Is it doing justice to the original developers for potential fans to be pushed away from their work by virtue of the fact that they aren't familiar with Japanese culture? A game you understand, and is directed towards you, is a game you're more likely to enjoy than one that's been designed for someone in another country.


Closing comments

Still looking for Tales of Destiny sales data. That's it for now.

- The Double Agent

 
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