I do believe you all received enough of my nonsense yesterday with April Fool's, and yes, just in case you weren't sure, all of the authors whose fics I posted yesterday were in on the gag with me. None of them were meant to be taken seriously - in fact, we tried on purpose to drag every one of our favorite cliches through the mud! A huge thank you goes out to all of them for helping me out.

Today's an Egg McMuffin of an update, so I'll spare you from me trying not to give the plots away and just let you read for yourselves!

Dying in Miami's humidity,

Tam-Tam(which by the way is the Italian/French/German word for a gong!)