Evil is good, evil is his job -
January 30, 2001 - Chris Jones
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed
within this column are those of the participants and the
moderator, and do not necessarily reflect those of the
GIA. There is coarse language and potentially offensive
material afoot. Tami, I gotta protest: Double Agent is not cynical, it's
realistic. Realistic, dammit!
Don't say we didn't warn you.
So I walked into Best Buy this afternoon looking to buy a
twelve dollar CD, and walked out with a three hundred dollar PS2.
Life's funny that way, sometimes...
Onward.
Pac-Man flashback...
it's like 'Nam all over again, man... |
Hey Chris,
This is coming from a Nintendo diehard.
I'll give you a play-by-play of what I was thinking when I saw your article
on Yamauchi. Keep in mind this happened in about a second. (The page loads
and I see his face) First thought, finally, this is the news that Square
and Nintendo are talking. (Read the headline) Second thought, noooo, crap
noooo. (Read the article) Worst dreams are realized.
This reminds me of the Pac-Man fallout. Granted this is just from articles
I've read. Nintendo really sticks it to Namco to get Pac-Man on the system.
Namco declines because of the outrageous demands from Nintendo. Namco must
then come crawling back to when they had no other option. I've heard the
president of Namco actually had to beg or something equally humiliating. At
that time they had no other option. Now they do and how many good games has
the N64 seen from Namco compared to how many they could have seen. Tekken
is still a stranger. Giant bullheaded Nintendo(Hiroshi Yamauchi) politics
at work. That was then
This is now. Just when we think it's a new company, almost under new
management, the big dinosaur rears his ugly head again. I don't know the
falling out these two companies had but it must have been enormous. He's
reverted back to his old "My way or the highway" routine and Square is
probably now doing just like Namco and giving the big-N the big finger.
The problem for us as gamers is that it's hard to see the big picture. All
we know is that Nintendo doesn't have Square therefore they must suck, the
N64 missed a bunch of marquee titles therefore it must suck. We need to
think like businessmen. Ever seen Nintendo's bottom line, they are raking
in the dough, Pokemon might seem like a stupid kiddy franchise but not to
the people whose paychecks depend on it. The reason Nintendo can do this is
because they can afford it. If the economic rumors about Square are even
possible then they might not be able to. That would mean Nintendo just
needs to wait till they cave. Unfortunately I don't know what is really
going on, Yamauchi may just not like Square's attitude or something equally
childish.
Either way it sucks for us.
Y@ |
In a lot of ways, Nintendo seems to be a company that's desperately
trying to evolve to survive in the modern game market, but one that's
forced to do it around an archaic, outdated central nervous system.
They've put together the Game Cube, a system that seems capable of
standing toe to toe with Sony, but then they make rude, foolish
comments like this. It's like seeing a bird with the brain of a
brontosaurus... I think one way or another, games will be pretty good
in the next few years, with or without Square on GBA or the Cube, but I do
feel kinda sorry for all parties involved. Sad, really.
One hand pushes away,
while the other draws you in |
Yamauchi is starting to sound more and more like the crazy old fart in the
family that gets food under the door at Thanksgiving. I just don't get while
he's still holding a grudge. Just about anything at this point can help out
Nintendo; the N64 is all but dead, if the GBA doesn't even break even they'll
be in the shitter and, IMO, I don't think many people will simply accept a
game system for just *gasp* games. I'll probably end up getting a GameCube
for the possible Sega creations and a new Metroid, but everyone else I know
isn't exactly excited.
~MF
P.S. Don't you think it's funny that Yamauchi would be willing to accept
Sega, a company they've better battling for nearly two decades, while they
won't bring in Square, a company that could be essential to sales in Japan
and the US, over an old act of opportunism?
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There's always the possibility that we're simply interpreting this
wrong - what, to a Westerner, seems to be personal pride getting in the
way of a deal, might actually be Yamauchi trying to maintain the most
important thing he's got: his honor. On the other hand, the free
market only recognizes one thing - making money. If Nintendo's not
completely dedicated to that goal, they're ultimately signing their own death warrant.
Honoring the past master |
Chris,
Even though it's become something of a cliché, I think it's important to
remember that respect and honor are still important in Japanese society,
especially to people over 40 and especially to people in their seventies like
Yamauchi.
First of all, without Nintendo's direct financial assistance, Square might
not even exist today. They enjoyed a very close relationship even while the
N64 was being developed (note the old Final Fantasy demo running on "SGI
hardware" which, in retrospect, was probably pretty damn close to the N64
architecture).
Square's move to Playstation is now understood to have been a wise business
decision, but to Yamauchi, who may have never seen it coming, it was a
betrayal.
And even as recently as this year, when Square announced that Final Fantasy
II for the Wonderswan (number 5 on Famitsu's most wanted list) would launch
against the Game Boy Advance and that Final Fantasy X would launch against
the Gamecube, they've been in face-to-face competition with Nintendo.
By being one of the biggest factors in Sony's home-system dominance, Square
has found itself not only in demand but perhaps required for hardware
success. But as far as Yamauchi is concerned, Nintendo does not rely on
others for help; other companies rely on Nintendo. So when Sakaguchi made
his flippant comments about the possibility of GBA development, Yamauchi made
a point of reaffirming that he decides who is granted a GBA license.
It's not unreasonable to suggest that Yamauchi's strength and pride helped
put Nintendo where it is today. So even if you don't fully understand him,
you have to admit that he gets results, that he's got an admirable sense of
honor, and that, all things considered, he could probably take Bill Gates in
a fight.
Chris Kohler |
I've read "Game Over", I have a pretty good idea of what was
involved with architecting the success of the original NES, and how
much credit Yamauchi deserves. He's done some good stuff, no question,
and he unquestionably has some credit to burn through before his
mistakes outweigh his past glory. But that's not an excuse to do this
kind of crap, it's merely a reason why he's not completely screwed when
he does.
We'll miss him when
he's gone |
Chris,
Sure, Yamauchi's statement may enrage us, but I urge everyone to calm down
and think about this in another way: What will we do when the guy retires?
Who will insult all of his competitors without any factual evidence while
blindly proclaiming the godlike nature of his own company? Who will accuse
said competitors of lurking in the shadows instead of fighting him face-on
[damn, I wish I could find the exact quote..]? And compare Bill Gates to a
bad sumo wrestler? And, of course, make horrible business decisions that
will do nothing but harm both companies involved; decisions seemingly based
on nothing but childlike pride and spite? He may be denying his system one
of the most talented and most profitable developers in the gaming industry,
but.. well, in the long run, aren't we so much better off with this guy
around? Aren't we? ...yes? ...anyone...?
SR
|
See, this is what I'm SAYING, people! You just can't make this kind
of stuff up, no matter how hard you try - much as it might interfere
with the next generation of games, I'm thinking we might want to
infect Sony's CEO with the same kind of degenerative neural disorder
Yamauchi seems to be suffering.
Evil... EVIL!!! |
If I am ever to bear a descendent, I would not want Yamauchi present at the
day of birth; I fear he will consume of the child. He would digest and eat of
the skulls, and make soft the hard bone.
-Josh Rivera |
Well ok then.
You underestimate the
power of the dark side... |
You guys made fun of someone who is not your race. Therefore, you are all
racists and deserve to burn in hell.
On a slightly less inane note, do Yamauchi's comments about Microsoft strike
anyone else as incredibly naive? Our friends at Sony didn't appear to know
a great deal about games when they appeared on the scene, and they, well,
you know. I'd be immensely surprised if Nintendo shuts out MS in the coming
years.
-CS- |
His comments about Microsoft might be worrying if I thought he actually
believed them, but downplaying your competition in public while
taking them very seriously in private's a time honored tradition in sports,
business, and war. This may be the first smart thing Yamauchi's
done in some time.
Puppets: what an RPG
should be! |
Chris,
I don't care much if you don't print this, but please read it for yourself.
Bear with me, it is relevant to gaming in the end.
I put my nostalgia to the test the other night and watched Jim Henson's "The
Dark Crystal" (If there have been any cheap, knockoff video games based on
this that I'm unaware of, please mentally separate them from the movie). I
was surprised to find myself enjoying it quite a bit more than I had when I
was little; I suppose my more critical sense gave me a better appreciation
for all the care put into the project. I found the world Jim Henson and
company create with their elaborately crafted Muppets and sets, and modest
special effects techniques to be far more immersive than any RPG I've played
to date (and I do love my RPGs). Watching the "Making Of" section and
seeing how much the film was a labor of love increased my appreciation of
the film twofold. These people had a vision, created an entire world, and
shared a part of this world with others, and that, to me, is what art is all
about, whether that world consists of notes, acrylic, clay, or anything
else.
So my point is this; I would hate to see Square, or anyone else for that
matter, making games just because they are "a corporation", and
"Corporations need to make money, or they get shut down." Someone asked,
"Do you REALLY wanna wait an extra year and a half for the next Final
Fantasy, Seiken Dentsu, SaGa, etc?" I say hell yes. Yes, if it means that
the game creators get to flesh out their vision as sincerely and
painstakingly as people like Henson and crew did for The Dark Crystal. If
"The Corporation" feels it needs a new heritage title released every fiscal
year to stay alive, then it's thinking bass ackwards, in my opinion. RPGs
especially should be created to express an artistic vision, not to keep a
company afloat, because the companies are there to support the creation of
games, not the other way around.
So go check out The Dark Crystal and watch the documentary on its production
if you haven't already (its all on the DVD). The project as a whole, from
start to finish, parallels what I believe needs to go into a good RPG and
what it needs to be. I think it would be a shame for game designers to
treat their art with any less respect, dedication, and purity of purpose
than The Dark Crystal folk did theirs.
-lowtech, wondering if Mr. Henson is watching Sakaguchi and his Spirits
Within team from above, wondering if CG artists are the puppeteers of the
new millennium
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Henson actually did a world of extremely interesting, compelling
stuff entirely outside of The Muppet Show, and I agree that his kind of
vision is lacking from too many RPGs. But the thing is, Square and
Henson labored under entirely different constraints. Both the Dark
Crystal and Labyrinth lost money, but it wasn't Henson's (mostly) so he
could keep working. If FF 1 hadn't been successful, there would have
been no followups - the same holds true of FF7, or the movie.
Essentially, taking forever isn't a luxury Square, or any
developer/publisher, is always gonna have.
I have a cunning plan |
Heya Chris,
Yea, yea, I'm all pissed at the big fella too, but I had an interesting
thought. If you consider Square's upcoming endeavors, could it be possible
that this isn't a bad thing on Nintendo's behalf, but on Square's? We've
debated that Square is going to need a load of support in order to sustain
its investments in PlayOnline, and they can't do that simply by developing for
the PS2 anymore. Unless, of course, every PS2 user signs up for PO, then
there won't be a problem...Yea, right. There's still X-Box to develop for, but it's
iffy where it's going to go...
They've put $150 million into the movie, and if it bombs then Square
will surely be hurting financially. It seems to me that Square, as indestructable
as they seem now, may actually -need- Nintendo and Gamecube's/GBA's support
in order to provide the support they need for themselves, with the increased userbase
and what-not. Not now, but soon.
Maybe Yamauchi is a man of vision, and he sees the future clearly;
he's merely taking out Square's kneecaps now in order to buy them out when
they're about 5.1 nanometers from bankruptcy later. That Japanese vengeance
is a mean, powerful thing, I'm told.
Or all these viewpoints could simply be inaccurate completely. But whatever
it is, I feel like this isn't a completely lost cause -yet.- We'll just
see.
P.S. - Or maybe I'm in denial?
John L. MavericK |
Possible, but unlikely. Square might well go belly-up, but after the
trash talk Nintendo's given them, I don't think they'd sell to
Nintendo as long as they've got a single lawyer left on payroll.
Beyond that, Nintendo doesn't have much of a strategic reason to buy
Square at this point - Sony (or Microsoft) would be a much more likely
candidate.
I don't buy it, he
looks nothing like Jim Carrey... |
You know that warm, tingly feeling you get when you see something that makes
you really happy? Ya know, it's like when you see two adorable kittens playing
with a ball of string, or meeting with an old friend for the first time in years.
That's the feeling when I heard Square was ready and willing to work with Nintendo
again. And then, much like the Grinch who steals the nutty little holiday you and I like
to call Christmas, Yamauchi comes and rips, rips, RIPS that joy away from me, leaving
me with nothing more than tears and bitter words about how unlikely it will be I'll be
getting that joy back.
I knew something like this was gonna happen, though. I was thinking, when I
first heard Square's announcement there, I was thinking, "Well, the ball's in
Nintendo's court! I'll bet they'll do something stupid like turn Square down."
I said that last part half jokingly, and then it's exactly what happens!!! I
was soooo looking forward to what it would be like having Square and
Nintendo together again. It may have started with just the GBA, but then
maybe the Gamecube, and then I'd be able to play Zelda and Final Fantasy
and not have to pay for two consoles, just like in the days of old! But, alas, it
was too good to be true. Hopefully, like the Grinch I compared him to earlier,
Yamauchi's heart will grow 3 sizes when he hears all the fan's singing, and ride
down on a sled full of SquareSoft games for Nintendo systems, but as of right
now, it seems pretty unlikely, and that's a damn dirty shame. Man, first NBC cancels Daddio, and now this.....
-Melissa Tanchez |
Your main problem seems to be that you actually bought into the
possibility that the two would reconcile. Didn't you realize that it
was all just a setup to bring you crashing back down to the ground? The
universe conspires to mess you up whenever possible - just remember
that.
And that's not cynicism, that's realism. Realism, Tami!
I have a cunning plan,
2.0 |
God forbid that I actually try to defend Yamauchi.
I can see where he's coming from, though. He's always been hard-headed.
He bullied companies around in the SNES days, and demoted/fired a good
many people who stood in his way. The way he sees it, Square screwed Nintendo
over, and now he's getting revenge.
A theory is that Square wants to make GBA games primarily to cover their upcoming
losses for the FF Movie. The GBA has virtually no competition; developing games
for it would be a no-brainer. Because of their deals with Sony, Square can make
GBA games, but no exclusive GameCube games. Yamauchi sees this as an opportunity
to either get all of Square (with games for both NGC and GBA, and none for competitors),
or none of it (thereby counter-screwing Square over). Square has a choice: either come
crawling back to Nintendo (losing face, but making a lot of money) or stick with the PS2
(making less money -- enough to cover $137 million? :P).
Thus, Yamauchi is both a business genius and a heartless bastard.
Jogurt
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Don't buy it - Nintendo could likely have gotten a much better deal
out of Square by trying straightforward negotiation, or actually being
nice to them, rather than pulling this garbage. Square
might need additional money, but I don't think it needs it bad enough
to come crawling. If Yamauchi thought that, he's even loonier than he
looks.
We all want an arm, a
dog, and a lunatic, don't we? |
Chris,
How about a battle system where you get gp (or whatever) for killing or
capturing the creatures you fight as a bounty. Perhaps there is an
over-populization of monsters, and the local/global government has put prices
on their heads. You kill a little creature, you get a little bit of money.
You kill a big one, you get a bigger reward. And as for items, perhaps you
could ask for those instead of cash, as an option.
Just a thought.
-Banjax, wishing he had a robotic arm, a super intelligent dog, and a computer-hacking lunatic. |
That in and of itself might make a food game, but not an RPG. On
the other hand, making one of your characters a bounty hunter might be
a good way to create gameplay options and advance the plot... worth a
try, at least.
The question on
everybody's mind: |
Why couldn't it have been Yamauchi to get hit by a bus and not the poor
creator of Metroid. <sob>
~Qui-Gon Joe |
Poor, poor Gumpei... but on the other hand, there's always the
possibility that having Yamauchi slowly go insane and wreck the empire
they built is some sort of revenge from beyond the grave. Farfetched, but
possible.
Closing Comments:
I had a pretty good topic for tomorrow set up, but this kinda takes
precedence. I did, in fact, purchase a PS2 today after I saw that the
store had a swiftly dwindling shipment that had just come in. But I'm not
a complete hypocrite... yet. I haven't opened the system, and I'm
considering just selling it for a few bucks above what I got it
for - the PS2 will have some good games, but I'm not sure I really
need one for a couple of months. On the other hand, it's... shiny. How
can I, self-respecting geek that I am, give up such a
technological marvel? Your feedback is appreciated, on this issue, or
on anything anybody said today.
And I doubt I'll be doing a reader topic tomorrow, but send 'em in
anyway, for next week if nothing else. Later.
-Chris Jones, defies you to
look at that Yamauchi picture for more than a few seconds and not crack
up
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