What if we all lived in Ohio? - November 7th, 1999 - Andrew Kaufmann
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A lot of you have been asking about the Chrono Trigger movies, saying you can't
play them and stuff. Well, they've been recompressed in a less CPU-intensive
format, and our movies guru Brian Glick says everything should be fine now, as long
as you have Quicktime 3. So there you have it. Whatever it may be. Oh yeah,
you can find them at the same place as before. So now you really have it.
On another note, I was scolded for saying we won't be celebrating GIA's birthday.
There's some over the exact date, but we will probably do something.
Who knows what, discrepancythough.
The thinking person's RPG |
I think someone should make an RPG that takes place entirely inside
someones head. We could use yours, that's gotta have a lot of really
whacked out places in it....
But, I just wanted to say about the graphics thing yesterday, that I
hated the graphics in Super Mario Bros, even when it first came out!
SMB2 was way cooler. And, Final Fantasy has good graphics IMHO. It's
just I don't like BROWN! It's so depressing. Put a little spash of red
and blue in the game, and I'm hooked...
Max (Rambling pointlessly...)
Chibi-Id says- Though I usually put some deep philosophical comment
here, today I'll just say *thbbt* to all you newbie RPG fans, especially
Max.
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An RPG entirely in one person's mind... funky. If I'll be paid well,
I'll volunteer my mind. But I want to be paid well. I have some pretty
cool stuff in there (alongside the more obscure stuff).
As far as colors go, I like bright ones. Especially red. Red is neat.
My car is red.
Not the real puppet dog? |
If you were a REAL insult comic dog, you'd know that the band member who
sings "In the yeeear two thoooouuusaaaaaand" is named "La Bamba." He plays
the trombone. And he's very good, too. I don't think you're REALLY
Triumph. Because Triumph was discovered in the the Westminster Dog Show.
And as we all know, there's only one Westminster. FOR ME... oh, screw it.
- Steve
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I've often wondered what La Bamba's speaking voice is... all I ever hear him
say is "In the year 20001," in that majestic high pitched wail of his. Or
maybe that IS his speaking voice? Scary thought, that is.
Actraiser
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Recently, I played this game called Actraiser. It was REAL fun. Are there
any other games like that?
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I remember playing Actraiser, on a rental, a long time ago. I agree, it was
fun. I've asked around, though, and no one can think of any game that's
similar to it. If any of you readers out there have any recommendations
for games similar to it, email Drew.
More arguing about THE MAN |
Ian P. is THE MAN.
-Ian P. groupie
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Interesting thought. Unfortunately, Gilgamesh is still the man, in my book.
I disagree with Drew's naming of Zell as the vice-MAN, though. I don't think
Zell is ready for that kind of status. I would choose Mike Mills, R.E.M.
bassist, as vice-MAN, personally. That's a pretty obscure reference for
gamers though... so I might also vote for Locke. I found him to be a really
entertaining character in FF6. He made me laugh, he made me cry. What an
animal.
Movie question |
If drew is indeed from ohio, that only contributes to his greatness,
anyone who can keep their sanity after living in this *cough* great
*cough* state for so long deserves to be rewarded. Yep that was the
whole point of this letter, interesting isn't it.
Kain
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At first, I nodded in agreement with this letter, thinking to myself,
"Hey, maybe Drew DOES deserve praise for keeping his sanity." Then
I remembered that he lost his sanity about 7 years ago in a blimp
accident.
A sleepy problem |
Man, I don't know why this guy has something against abnormal sleeping
patterns. During the summer I lived that way without really realizing it
::shrug::. Anyway, here's an easy solution. Instead of working out or
skateboarding like you say you do during the day, just knock back some
Mountain Dew, plop your ass on the couch and play an RPG for, ohhh.....12 or
so hours, and then it'll be night time. And you won't be tired since you
didn't do any of that "physical activity" stuff (who needs that?). I mean, I
thought it was just normal procedure for an RPG fan to do these things.....
Justin Freeman
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Since everyone is unique, abnormal sleeping patterns affect different
people in different ways. Some people wouldn't be affected by it,
but others find their productivity levels decrease and their mental
facilities suffer.
Caffeine can be helpful, but I avoided recommending it since it
can be harmful (though probably not). Remember, one's health is
a serious issue! I like the part about playing a lot of RPGs, though.
Closing Comments
Drew likes to be given a topic, so here's one to try to chew on. Live action
RPGs, like, you dress up and go out with swords and stuff.. cool deal or not?
I'm not into that, but a lot of people are. What do you think? Tell Drew.
He'd like to know. Really, he would.
-Andrew Kaufmann
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