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What was old is new again - January 17, 2001 - Chris Jones

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A quick rant, if I may: please, please, PLEASE, don't send giant attachments to me or the rest of the staff via email. I'm not really involved with the news and media section, but I assume they've got their own methods of transferring large files that they've requested that don't involve polluting everybody's inbox with gigantic multi-meg files. Some of us have broadband connections, but some of us still connect via dialup, and it's an enormous pain in the ass to have our network connections tied up for hours on end. So please, don't do it, ok?

Onward.

Coexistence
Chris

Reviving and updating new series has always been a tricky buisness, especially these days with the whole 2d to 2d paradigm shift. However, I think Nintendo's the one company that has everything down. No one complained about Zelda or Mario on the N64. These were great games that are only going to get better (that GameCube launch is going to be mighty good), but the Big N also has a proverbial ace up its sleeve. That bastion (and at times, bastard) of gaming, the Game Boy.

With the arrival of the GBA, companies, Nintendo themselves especially, can release sequels and updates to their franchises on the GC, 3d and all, and then release different versions of these games on the GBA; 2d versions whose graphical splendor is at least as good as their last SNES installments. The idea of a portable SNES has always appealed to me, but this takes it one step further. If handled correctly, and embraced by the gaming community, we could see a whole old school gaming culture thrive on the GBA, while gaming continues to progress on the consoles. The beginnings are already their, with Castlevania coming to the system, Metriod rumored, and a ton of 2d RPGs in development. Now that, my friends, is what the GBA can do for us.

Justin Freeman

I really like where you're going with this - my only concern is that the GBA, being a portable system, won't get the kind of recognition it deserves. The GBC version of Metal Gear Solid is by most accounts an excellent game, but it hasn't gotten one hundredth the recognition that the console version or the PS2 sequel have. The FF 1-3 remakes are solid titles, but most of the interest in them seems more of novelty value than anything else. I'd love to see the GBA presented as a 2D alternative to modern photo realism on the TV, but I'm not sure how likely it is to actually happen.

Keepin' it real
Chris:

How to make the old new again? Preserve the essential features. You know, as I sit here and think about it, it seems to me that most of the charm of Super Dodge Ball was seeing those deformed little guys get smacked by the ball and go flying. I think that if they tried to revisit the game, it would be sad to see them lose the lame, charming hilarity of the original in a rush to hit all the modern benchmarks (fully 3D, blah blah blah...).

They can do it. I haven't played a MegaMan title since 2 or 3, but I picked up MegaMan Legends 2 the other day, and it turns out to be a perfect example of how to modernize a classic without losing any of the charm of the original.

--DarkLao

The main problem with moving things towards 3D, as much as anything, seems to be finding a visual style that captures the original 2D charm. And unfortunately, at this point, there hasn't been much to suggest that a 3D game can extend the original 2D style - games like Jet Grind Radio have a unique style all their own, but nothing that really derives from something like RCR. It may be possible, but there doesn't seem to be a big effort to find it, at the moment.

Bliss is ignorance
You know what I'd like to see a return to in RPG's? Not knowing anything. You remember the days, right? Back when all of the games you mentioned were released, the Internet had been around for a while but gaming sites hadn't advanced to the lofty news mega-conglomerates of today. You were basically out of luck if you wanted some of the things we get today, unless you could read Japanese. FFX is a few months away from a release in Japan, and we already have screenshots, character names, and plot details. By the time it's released there, we'll have major plot details, ending movies, and walkthroughs. I don't want that. I basically want to know nothing about them until I play through. If anything, I'd like to see more of the small, secretive things The GIA has gotten a hold of, like that hidden camera footage of the FFX preview video or those FFIX design screens. Things that look like whoever got a hold of them went to great trouble to get them. Nowadays we've got Square announcing their entire plans for the next few years and providing screenshots themselves. There are no secret RPG projects anymore; things that remain hidden until shortly before release. There's just too many sites blasting you with the newest, hot off the presses RPG news that spoils it for some people. Those in favor of these stories could plausibly argue that if there are any that don't want to see these they can just ignore them, but it's the Pandora's Box thing. I know I don't want to see FFX spoilers, but I can't help to gaze. Here's to hoping that more smuggled camera footage and less plot info surfaces on RPG's in the next few years.

- Water Buffalo

Not a lot to say in response to this - it is possible to avoid spoilers, I can say from personal experience. And there are a few well-kept RPG secrets out there; Chrono Cross, for example, was kept secret nearly right up until it's Japanese release, if I remember right. But you're got a point that there's a mystery missing from game news these days... we're a victim of our own success, it seems.

Some things are best left unsaid
I hated Secret of Mana, but loved Secret of the Stars(still do. Would gladly play it again). I also liked FFMQ(again, I'd play it again), and FF4 makes me physically ill. Am I going to jail?

*-LS-*
http://i.am/huggingvivi/

Good lord... I don't know about going to jail, but you're probably going to hell for the damning heresies you've just sprouted. May Sakaguchi have mercy on your soul.

The Fifth Element
Yo Chris,

I have some equations...

Terra = Earth

Cloud = Cloud

Squall = Windstorm

Tida = Sun

Zidane = ?

Your help would be most appreciated...

--The Steve

No clue. The only thing I can think of is that since Terra was "Tina" in the Japanese version, her elemental alignment is accidental and it's Zidane who's actually supposed to represent earth. Suggestions?

On obis and exploding people in Vegas
Obis really aren't that hard to fight in. Technically, all an obi is, is the belt which is worn as a part of the traditional martial arts uniform. I fight in a traditional gi (martial arts uniform) and obi (belt) all the time, and once they're broken in from years of training, neither is all that stiff.

Now...for new games...I think they should take real life situations (not unlike Shenmue) and combine them with mythical situations -- like magic, time travel, etc. -- I think it would be much more exciting that way, and very few, if any, game developers have ever done it -- one which comes to mind is Parasite Eve.

If they could make it into a good action RPG (similiar to Secret of Mana, perhaps), I think it would be a revolution in RPG's. Imagine walking through the streets of Las Vegas, stopping in at a casino, only to see the person next to you explode in a blast of lightning which you have seconds to counter...and meanwhile, people around you take it normally! I think it'd be great.

Anyways, I'm sure it'd turn out to be a fluke, but it looks OK on paper. Thanks for your time.

Later,
Sensei Ryoniyk

Ok, point taken... I was thinking of obi only in the sense of a huge, ornate bow on a kimono, but they are actually more generic than that. My bad.

I agree with you about game stories: the fantasy writer Tim Powers once pointed out that the best, most interesting stories are those that place a single element of the fantastic in the mundane world. For example, you could have a story where the Holy Grail lies undiscovered in a cardboard box in the back of an old station wagon somewhere in Kansas, or a story where washed-up gods like Coyote make their living as Vegas card cheats. There's a huge amount of potential in having normal people exposed to extraordinary situations, and I'd love to see an FMV treatment of what you just described.

The main problem is that such a setup isn't what many people are looking for out of a game. Escapism as many RPGs practice it is at odds with stories that challenge and invigorate the audience, and as long as traditional swords and sorcery sell in the millions, I'm not sure we'll ever see more than what we've currently got.

Some arcane form of sarcasm?
Chris,

I feel like I ought to respond to this statement:

"Illusion of Gaia?!?! What on earth are you smokin', man? IoG was one of the most generic, pointless, tedious sidescrollers out there, and having it positioned in any way as being near Soulblazer is a travesty."

.....because IoG remains one of my all-time favourite SNES games. I know some people don't like it, but to me and to many others it remains a worthy sequel to Soulblazer. Kinda linear, sure, but with ample story to make up for it. I'm sort of wondering if maybe you aren't somehow confusing it with the admittedly abyssmal Actraiser 2--unless calling an RPG a 'sidescroller' is some arcane form of sarcasm of which I am unaware. Because otherwise, I find the vehemence of your reaction somewhat baffling.

--Geo

I stand behind the basic thrust of what I said yesterday, but not the way I said it: I basically made a statement of opinion with nothing to back it up, and that's exactly the kind of thing I'd rip a reader for if they tried to do it.

So why is Illusion of Gaia lame? First and foremost, the shockingly bad plot and dialog. IoG felt like somebody took every SNES cliche invented by that point, put it in a blender, and hit puree. The hero and his friends went through a huge number of trials and travails, but none of it was sold one tenth as well as the freakin' animals in Soulblazer.

Beyond that, the gameplay was dull and far too complex. Neither Actraiser nor Soulblazer had any truly complex mechanics - they were both unabashed hack and slash games, and that was fine, because they were fun. IoG was a mess of alternate identities, useless special moves, and tedious, generic enemies. Yes, it had a 3/4ths perspective, but none of the dungeons were near as good (or even as 2D) as Soulblazer, and some areas like the Great Wall were little better than Final Fight as far as direction was concerned.

If you like the game, fine... but you might consider that you could be on a nostalgia trip as much as anything else, enjoying fond memories from a time when there weren't enough good games out to exercise the same kind of discretion we can today.

Shadowrun revisited
Drewtwo, (That's your new name since I can't think of anything clever to do with your real one)

I've spent countless hours pondering over how to remake a certain 16-bit era game. I've considered how to update damn near everything about this game from the graphics to the trade mark systems. The directions it could be successfully be taken are many, to say nothing of the near infinite implausible ones.

I'm cold. I'm tired. I'm talking about Shadowrun.

Both the SNES and Genesis versions had merits more than worthy of being refined and reproduced on later consoles. The keyword collecting dialogue system of the SNES version made talking to NPCs over and over again appealing, as every word gained potentially offered new and interesting responses from everyone you spoke to. The personalities of essential characters to non was continually being fleshed out through the entire game.

The Genesis version's more-than-one-solution-to-every-problem format made sure no run was ever the same twice. The random events made sure traveling was never boring. You were rarely without stimuli regardless of where you were and what you were doing, and even after you'd seen all of the random events you probably hadn't picked all of the options they offered.

There are just so many things that could be expanded on in these games. The things that worked, the things that didn't, the atmosphere, the stories, the characters. An update could be an RPG, it could be an action game, it could be adventure game, it could be even conceivably be a strategy game or a dating sim.

I'd better stop this fanboyish babbling now before I start to go on and on about my fantasies of urban combat, or navigating the Matrix, or random run generators, or Shenmue-esque lifelike futuristic cities inhabited by decker elves, street-samurai trolls, and corporate power-hungry dragons...

~Ian P.

I don't know if the Shadowrun license has anywhere near the kind of strength it once had (which wasn't saying much, even then) but I'd embrace a new Shadowrun game for nostalgia, if for nothing else. Yes, both the Genesis and SNES games had a ton of gameplay that could be expanded on, but what really tugs at my heart is the memory of the good old cyberpunk days, where corporations were truly evil, where heroes with cranial jacks really meant something, and where dwarves and elves with machine guns were the coolest thing imaginable. We need to return to those halcyon post-80's days, I think, especially now that we've got a Republican back in the White House.

On a new Metroid...
And I don't want to see any 3d gameplay. This is not to say I dont want to see any 3d. I'm fully aware that having sprite-based traditional 2d game would not fly. Fill it with all the bells and whistles, make the environments 3d, heck even make the way the planet is set up in 3d. But in individual corridors and scenes, I want my 2d gameplay.

Nintendo's got a lot of talent working for them, and they've come up with very workable 3d schemes in the past. But they fit the feel of their individual games, and a 3d control sceme like in Zelda or Mario 64 would not do justice to the type of game Metroid is.

I'd love to see some beautiful-looking 3d enemies, scenery, and Samus. But I just won't like it the same if I have to worry about jumping and falling in three dimensions, while worrying about the camera fixed on an enemy because of a lock-on targeting system.

--pokey

That makes no sense... I can imagine a few setups where a 3D world is merged with 2D corridor fighting, but not in a way that feels logical or feasible. If you want a 2D Metroid, the potential GBA version might be up your alley, and in the meantime I think a 3D game that combined FPS and the "over the shoulder" perspective of Soul Reaver could work well. At least, I'd like to see it tried before dismissing the idea of a fully 3D Metroid entirely.

At the movies
Chris, oh dark lord and savior,

As much as I'd like to see a revival of many a SNES series, I just don't think it would be a good idea. One gets too close to the fingers of old-schoolers when one walks that thin red line. It's like when they remade Asteroids: nice idea, at first...

I look at games like the new Frogger, Pac-man, and the above mentioned Asteroids, and I really have to wonder....if we had the technology we have now back then, would they have turned out as bad as their revivals?

Also, I was thinking about Final Fantasy X and voice acting. I feel that FF is most definitely ready for this. The problem is, are the fans...

And, to throw in a possible topic for Thursday: Video games to the big screen. Most have failed. The same goes for a lot of comic books, books, and TV series made into movies. So, what are your thoughts on that? Are we doomed to constantly wind up with movies like Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles III, or Street Fighter, or Double Dragon, or Super Mario Brothers? The list goes on. Mortal Kombat was okay, but the sequel was a travesty! Dungeons and Dragons had an opportunity to be really good, but ended up worse than those old Buck Rogers serials from the 1930s. Can't we get a really good movie version of at least one game?

-Banjax, feels that Hollywood is giving gamers a bad name.

Topic sounds good to me, but let's wrap up first.

Closing Comments:

Ok, you heard the man. I personally think the Final Fantasy movie will be what really makes or breaks video game movies, but that begs the question of if games really need to be translated at all. Something like Vagrant Story could never have been fit entirely into a film, so what exactly is reason you'd even want to try? Let me know, and I'll see you tomorrow.

-Chris Jones, drawing closer to getting a GBA, day by day

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