Welcome to the year 2000 - January 1st, 2000 - Andrew Kaufmann
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Well, here we are. It's the year 2000. Do you feel any different? Does the world
seem brighter? If not, make up your mind that it will be brighter. Positive
thinking! Make that your goal for the millennium -- be a positive thinker. The
world is but our perception of it, and a brighter perception will result in a brighter
outlook.
I figured that since it was a special day, I should at least try to open with
something... inspirational. Cheesy as it may be, maybe someone out there will
find the advice useful. And that would make me feel good.
New Year's formalities out of the way, let's have some letters.
The good times keep rolling |
Wow Drew, that award's really great, but I think you could have been
more merciless. Sheesh, stick a little joke comment at the end of a
letter and the ever-comidic columnest gets a little testy. What is this
world coming to? Anyway, on to today's topic. I've been playing games
since I was 5 or so, because my older brother had an Atari 2600, and we
played games on it whenever he wasn't hanging me on door knobs by the
elastic on my underwhere. With (practically) every console I've
purchased, my game collections have increased. Games have almost always
managed to fascinate me no matter what. The only time my love for the
past time ever faltered was after RE2 came out. I didn't buy a game for
like 5 or 6 monthes after it because nothing coming out at the time was
really that interesting. That all changed with games like FFVII and
VIII, Tenchu, Metal Gear Solid, Lunar and so on. We're seeing so many
great innovative games nowadays that I wonder how anyone could get
bored. Games like Ape Escape, Metal Gear Solid, FFVIII and the likings
all take the formulas that their specific genres have used forever and
add unique twists to them to hieghten the experience even more. The
only thing I'd like to see more *gasp* sprite-based RPG's get released.
While games like FFVII and VIII are truly fantastic in appearence,
sprite-based characters just seem to be more alive than polygonal
characters. That's about it. Have a happy New Year, everyone (even
you, Drew :P)!
-CTZanderman
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I've been into video games since I was in 2nd grade... back when the NES was
brand spanking new and R.O.B. was considered the coolest invention since the
microwave. Back in those days, I bought games like crazy, regardless of
whether or not they were very good. Nintendo Power was my main source of
game reviews, and according them, basically every game was one of the most
impressive games ever created. I took their word for it, and whined to mommy
and daddy until they bought me something to shut me up.
Today, I'm much more selective and buy far fewer games, but not necessarily
out of desire to be selective. Time is in limited supply, so I'd rather not
waste my time playing a dud, you know?
But as you pointed out, games really have come a long way. If you'd have shown
me Final Fantasy VIII the day I got my very own copy of Super Mario Brothers
I'd have been floored. I would have assumed you came from some bizarre fictional
dimension where there was magic all around. But things really have come a long
way. Just look at the calendar -- it's the year 2000.
The times, they are a changin |
Cosner the Cosnerian, how are you today? Good, then.
Let's start by stating the obvious: We are the first mainstream console
gaming generation. Anyone from ages 15-24 or 25 probably falls into this
category. Most of us started up with one of the Atari consoles or the
legendary NES and never looked back.
It's also obvious to say that most of us have been at our craft for between
10 and 15 years. That is, basically, a really long time. Most of your
regular readers are more of the (forgive the term and don't flame me)
hardcore set. We not only play the games, we can recite facts about the
creators and write into letters columns about them.
All this leads up to one point: we all have a lot of experience with
gaming, and we're all very familiar with the evolution of technology and
complexity in gaming.
The key word in that last paragraph was "complexity." When we all started
out with Mario Brothers, or Adventure, or Pitfall, or whatever the hell we
started with, it was simple. You move around, you jump over some holes, you
jump on or shoot at the bad guy. Lather, rinse, repeat. You could turn it
on and have some fun whenever you wanted, and there was no need to progress.
Now, I realize that RPG players are sort of a special breed. We exist to
advance in the game, build up our characters, and move on in the story. I'm
talking about gamers in general, though, so just think of RPGers as not
being included in what I'm about to say.
Games have become a LOT more complex. (Note: That's what I like to call a
"duh" statement.) It's a lot harder to turn on your average N64 or PSX
platformer, play for a little bit, and turn it back off. Gameplay has
progressed from the very simple "keep going right" type to a more
objective-based system. In other words, it's WAY less "mindless."
This is sort of a big-ass shock to most of game-dom. Games have lost their
brain-numbing, thought-free fun. Now some thought, strategy, and dedication
is required to make progress. In other words, it's not a matter of instant
gratification anymore.
(Side point: That isn't a bad thing. It's a different sort of fun now.
You just have to appreciate it. 3-D is still a good thing.)
A change like this is weeding out a lot of the people who grew up with more
"casual" gaming. That's a whole chunk of the gaming population, if not most
of it. Since the fun they're used to isn't really there anymore, they are
going to move on to other stuff.
Is this bad? Probably not. The fact that so many people aren't "growing
out of it" is making electronic gaming an accepted part of young adult
culture. It's definitely not a "nerd thing" anymore.
What about the future, then? Well, there's clearly a new generation of
gamers on its way in. We, the NES/SNES generation, are beginning to share
our hobby with a younger group that is cutting its teeth on 3D platformers.
They're mostly going to accept this more complex, objective-oriented gaming,
and they'll appreciate it. Some of them will be causual gamers, others will
join our ranks. Regardless, gaming survives.
Then again, maybe new games just suck. I'm no expert, so I'm not one to
say. I'm not losing interest in electronic entertainment as technology
progresses, but I might be a sell-out graphics whore.
Time will tell.
--The Professor, Tom Lillis
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Video games have definitely changed. When most of us were tykes playing the
games, older people generally weren't playing them at all. A few of my friends
have given up video gaming as they've grown older, but most have changed
tastes rather than giving them up altogether. Shooters, platformers, and
straight up adventure games seem to have been left behind for sports and RPGs with the
older crowd. I don't see many 25+ year old gamers, but as you said, we're probably
the first generation. I expect to see gamers to continue to get older, while maintaining
a very solid younger fanbase.
I think you make an interesting point in bemoaning the downfall of "quick-fun"
games like Super Mario Brothers. Simplicity has a definite place in gaming.
I do know a lot of people that were turned off by FF8's intricate complexity
(who wants to watch demo after demo of how to play the game? Let's hit some
buttons and get it on!)
Each person at each stage in their life probably will be entertained by different
things. As games progress, it's more likely that someone will be able to find
a game that appeals to them, assuming they take a little time to look. Will companies
keep being able to appeal to wide ranges of people? Probably. But as you said,
only time will tell.
It's your breath |
ANDY!
Drew never prints my letters! You always do! either Drew's standards are too
high, or yours are too low! what the hell AK!? Why the hell is Drew such an
ass when it comes to printing my letters?! i've tried everything! i even sent
two whores to his apartment one day, with a little card saying it was my gift
to him! but nothing AK! nothing! Should i go the next step and order him a
russian bride?? Tell me now!!!
~nick
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Drew's criteria for posting letters are unique. So unique that no man has
ever figured out what they are. I think he re-arranges the letters in submissions
and checks to see if they spell out weird messages. He does say "thank you"
for the prostitutes, however.
It's not so bad
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...I'm so disillusioned by the year 2000. Could it be that movies and
videogames have lied to me all these years? They promised me hover cars and
minicomputers and robots and mechanical suits. Hell, Chrono Trigger said we'd
be livin in domes by the year 1999! Where the hell is MY dome! In fact I was
hoping against hope that at 11:59 we'd all magically get these things but
NOOO. LIES ALL LIES!!!!! IM GOING BACK TO JUST PLAYING MARIO!!!
* it's a me, Mario...hee hee *
- the "not so UFO" kidd
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Cheer up man! Look around you! Your computer does more for you today than
fake computers from the 80s did -- who could imagine the big ole thing known
as the Internet would have grown to be as big as it is today? Not only that,
you have high quality music wherever you go, really big TVs, and neat looking
cars (except for the new VW Bugs. Yeesh). Sure, we don't have robot butlers,
but do you really want one when you can have Drew do your biddings? I don't
think so.
Happy New Years from Hawaii |
Hawaii should not be this cold.
It also shouldn't be the last to celebrate 2000. But I digress.
Yes. Yes to all of those horrible things. I've experienced them all.
That disgust. That hatred. That loathing. It's not pretty. It's not fun.
Unless you like to think of yourself as 'seduced by the Dark Side of the
force' and inflict such negativity on others. Then it's a blast.
I've also been playing video games since a little before the NES Era.
And just as there have been low points, there have been high ones. Lots
of them. Lots of laughter, lots of sore thumbs, lots of truly grotesque
deaths. All in good fun. I'll continue to be a gamer just as, I imagine,
I have been a reader, a writer, and an...Ah...Artist. Yeah. I'm an
artist too.
One would think I'd have something grand and touching to say on the dawn
of a new year, being a Brazillian Monkey whom the GIA found in a rain
forest, as well as being a guy who earned enough GIA Points to win a jet
but didn't. Oh well. Here, have some crappy ACSII art to tide you over.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
There you go buddy. Have a good one. Kiss a super model at midnight for
me when you're at one of the many high-class star studded parties you'll
no doubt be attending tomorrow, you suave bastard.
It's 5:30 AM and I'm off to bed, whee!
~Ian P.
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That's some pretty terrific ASCII art there, Ian. You should do that stuff for
a living! The rest of your rantings made no sense to me, but it's because I'm
tired. Not your fault. And don't worry -- I kissed several.
Oh, Japan is such a crazy place |
The gaming world was shocked as a Sega promotional
event backfired on them, ending in the death of a
random Tokyo couple. While promoting their game "Space
Channel 5" in a popular Tokyo electronic store, some
of their hired aliens escaped. Swearing vengeance on
the human race, they quickly made their way through
Tokyo traffic, and began attacking passersby. A
vigilant photojournalist snapped a few shots of the
rampaging aliens, including one taken only seconds
before the brutal attack of a local man and woman,
whose names have been withheld for legal purposes.
Sega refused to comment on the issue. Space Channel 5
star Ulala was terribly saddened by the news, and had
this message to give to the families of those people
who were attacked: "Up up left, down, right, kiss kiss
kiss."
Picture 1
Picture 2
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Thanks go out to super studly staffer J.T. for that story. Sorry about being
lazy with the links, but you'll just have to click on "picture 1" and "picture 2"
and like it.
Closing Comments
Kinda short column, but it happens sometimes. I'm sure you'll all survive, especially
after getting through Y2K. Hope yall all have had a safe holiday, and start getting
ready to get back to the grind!
-Andrew Kaufmann
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