Double Agent
Bios - December 28, 2000 - Chris Jones

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed within this column are those of the participants and the moderator, and do not necessarily reflect those of the GIA. There is coarse language and potentially offensive material afoot. Springsteen's Nebraska is also appropriate this time of year. Don't say we didn't warn you.

After a few days of looking around town, I finally tracked down a copy of Skies of Arcadia, but haven't had a chance to crack it open yet. Right now I'm about 20 hours in to FF9, an hour or so into the third disc. I dunno if that's slow or fast by most standards, but I'm pleased with working through the game at this pace - I've gotten about 15 hours done since Christmas, but don't feel like I'm particularly rushing through things. Hopefully that'll give me more time to enjoy the game than FF6, which I've always felt I didn't get to enjoy as much as I should have because I bolted it down too quick.

Anyway, a reminder about the poll: through January 2nd, you can drop me an email with the subject line "2000 poll". All I'm looking for is a ranked list of your top 5 games of the year, and if you really feel like it, a short (~50 words) blurb on your favorite title of the year. At the end of the period, I'll tally the votes up and put together a small feature.

Onward.

It's ok, it's ok... no, wait, forgot about the dub...
For as much as I started quivering with terror once I heard there would be voice acting in FFX, I now feel rather calmed. If we've got Akira Ishida as Tide, I see hope for us yet. My worry? A US dub with Kaworu's American voice over...here comes the terror again...

Dan

The bad news is that there almost certainly be a dub for the US version - FF's way too mainstream a series to provide anything else, for fear of alienating American fans (who apparently don't like Japanese dialog, reality notwithstanding). Having the game on DVD would give us the option of bilingual audio tracks, but even that's something of a longshot.

The good news is that based on a few of Square's recent games, I've got faith in their ability to give us a decent dub. Nearly everything they've released this year has had an excellent translation, and their choice of voice actors for the FF Movie leads me to think they might have some clue as to what constitutes talent. Heck, I even liked the voice acting in Brave Fencer Musashi - yeah, it was way, way over the top, and that was the point. It wasn't half-assedly over the top, and I don't think it was accidentally cringe-worthy. And in my book, doing a purposely absurd piece of voice acting is the next best thing to doing a purposely excellent one.

The annual award for Outstanding Achievement in the field of Excellence
Mr. Jones,

Great GoogilyMoogily! Dragon Warrior 7 wins award for best interactive digital art! Someone's been drinkin' a little too much Sake if you ask me. Having seen the game in action I can't imagine it ever attaining such high praise, not with games like Shen Mue and Jet Grind Radio out there redefining the way we look at gaming. Much like Torneko: The Last Hope winning Top Honors for best game last year in Japan, yet here it has yet to get anything more than a mediocre review.

It seems to me that the Japanese are tied too much to tradition, and it at times skews their objectivity. While DW7 was like the second coming there, it'll probably be little more than a passing fancy here and the rest of the world for hardcore gamers. Torneko was huge there and lauded as one of the years best, but here it's slammed as being a deeply flawed and boring game. One must ask, if Dragon Warrior 7 had nothing to do with it's tradition if it was the first of it's series, would it be so highly regarded? Could it stand up to FFIX, Shen Mue, Jet Grind Radio, Samba De Amigo, Zelda, and all the other devastatingly well made games out there? Or would it be looked upon as an excuse for leveling up in a clunky looking game? Dragon Warrior is ok, I'll admit that, but I'll take FFIX, Shen Mue, Jet Grind Radio, The Sims, Grandia 2, Zelda, and a whole laundry list of other games anyday of the week and twice on Sunday before I'd pick it up for a good long strecth, I've done my "leveling up" time. And this is supposed to be "Interactive Art"? Since when is leveling up art?

Mr. Cruz
(a little tired and crotchety)

You've got some great points, but let's get our heads around what's actually been given out here. We're dealing with a government award here that likely reflects two things - the game's extreme popularity in Japan, and its genuinely impressive sales. Giving out "best of year" awards on those criteria is actually pretty common - Titanic won a boatload of Oscars, although I'll laugh in the face of anyone who actually suggests it's a better movie than LA Confidential.

More than that, the Japanese government has a much different relationship with business than the US government does - I'd likely botch the details if I tried to explain it, but it wouldn't surprise me if this was basically a big pat on the head for DQ7 singlehandedly causing about half a billion dollars worth of economic activity. In other words, don't take it too seriously - it makes sense in the given context, but not beyond.

Double Agent: spreading infectious memes since 1998!
You didnt' tell use what you got for Christmas. I mean, you had to have gotten SOMETHING. So tell us. Unless you didnt' get anything. And then...uh......well.....at least you have the letters column.

XZellDx-Tired of typing that name, and listening to the Vagrant Story OST thanks to you. :P

What'd I get for Christmas? A bunch of books, the titles of which comprise this week's column titles, and the Vagrant Story OST, which I've apparently hyped enough. That's all I asked for, all I expected, and all I wanted, so it's cool.

I say tomato, you say tomato... wait, that doesn't work in text...
Chris,

Justin Case, yesterday, made mention that the final fantasy series was not a true series. You then made mention that it was not how it was intended to be. I agree with both of you, but only to a point.

Final Fantasy could not be a true series, or rather a serial (think Flash Gordon, circa 1930), because that was far too constricting. You would have to've had the exact same characters, or descendants thereof, with the exact same magic system, or variation thereof, with no possibility for change. You would end up with the same world map, the same history of the planet, the same basic towns and the same overall people. Doing this would restrict you to, at most, three or four games, and that's being optimistic.

But Final Fantasy does have at least some of those elements (with the exception of FFVIII, there were always moogles and chocobos, as well as the same summon-monsters), even if each one is not the same setting, does not have the same people or the same magic systems. So, while having familiar elements to keep the fans coming back, they are still able to move beyond their original borders and create new game after new game. Remember, if they had kept all FFs the same as the original NES version, they'd never have gone as far as they have. We'd still have 2-D sprites with no clear names or backgrounds.

But, still, there is a danger one takes when they move far outside the guidelines they set for themselves. I'm sure voice-acting is not going to go over very well with most other FF fans (Alex was Fisheye? Who knew?). But what can I say. I've always been open minded when it comes to the exploration of new ideas. Like I said in a previous letter, this is something I want to see. I want RPG's to explore, without the fear of making mistakes. If FFX bombs, okay, now we know not to do THAT ever again. Of course, the hard part is figuring out exactly what THAT was. And that's the fun of it. Trial and error.

In closing, I'd just like to say that if FF really has gotten so bad, why has the series lasted so long, and how come their still number one in sales? But, I do regard FFX with a suspicious eye.

-Banjax, who feels that FFX is the easiest FF to type since FFV.

You might want to check a few of your facts again - moogles weren't present in a few FFs, with I and IV springing to mind, and the summoned monsters aren't always the same. That said, I'm not sure what your disagreement with me is - yes, there are continuing traditions from game to game, which represent the signatures of the developers as surely as DaVinci 's backwards name represented his work.

The thing is, in gameplay terms these continuations don't really mean that much, because the way they're used changes from game to game. The moogles in FF9 are closest to those in FF6, by my reckoning... but they still act and feel differently, at least as far as I'm concerned. Beyond that, the old school/new school wars should be sufficient proof that the mere presence of moogles or chocobos isn't enough to keep the fan base satisfied. Dragon Quest is unquestionably more of an actual series than Final Fantasy is... but what that actually means, I'll leave up to you.

It's all about name recognition
Justin Case sent in a letter about Chrono Cross, direct sequels and such, so I've got a couple of comments.

Although Final Fantasy 2+ seems like an oxymoron, what are you going to do? The name has cash value. In anycase, wouldn't a rose by any other name smell as sweet? Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

The Japanese have plenty of long running tv shows - take Dragon Ball (the orginal, Z, and GT). Ranma 1/2 ran for at least eight seasons. There was also a program (non-animated) whose title I've forgotten that involved the shogun's brother investigating local rulers. It ran for twenty years. Granted, every eposide was basically the same...

ridwan ^_^

That's about the size of it, I think - you might successfully argue that FF 1, 2, and possibly 3 were close enough in using nearly the same graphics, battle system, etc, to be true sequels, but by this point we're buying it because the game's Final Fantasy... whatever that implies.

A momentary lapse of reason
Chris,

I...I can't remember what I've played that's been released this year.

~Ian P.

That's ok, Ian, it's not like we'd have counted your vote anyway... but as a general guideline, just remember this: if it's an Atari 2600 game, it probably wasn't published this year.

Closing Comments:

It's late, so I'm just gonna crash for the night. Sorry if the column's been a bit anemic this week, but I'll try to bootstrap us back up to something close to normal next week. Catch you tomorrow.

-Chris Jones, his tag line stolen by Banjax

Recent Columns  
12.27.00
12.26.00
12.25.00
Double Agent Archives
With your email I can live like a king! A damn hell ass king!
Check the FAQ to see if you're asking the same question millions have asked before.