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Adios, Austin - August 8, 2000 - Chris Jones

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed within this column are those of the participants and the moderator, and do not necessarily reflect those of the GIA. There is coarse language and potentially offensive material afoot. "Email me, and may actually get into tomorrow's column?" Looks like grammar got the better of me too. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Got a little announcement for y'all - by this coming Friday evening, I will be gone from my home of nearly 6 years, Austin Texas. I'm leaving town and my job to head up to the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign for graduate studies in computer engineering. There's no doubt in my mind that Austin's just about the coolest city on the planet, and there are some great friends I'm gonna hate to leave behind. But I'm looking to expand my horizons, so as great as Austin is, as great as the people at work are and as enjoyable as the job has been, I gotta pack up and move on.

So how does this impact the column? Hopefully, not too much. I'm taking about a week off to pack and clean and move my gear up to UC, and in the meantime the legendary Brian Glick will be covering. I should be plugged in by next Wednesday (8/16) although it's possible I might take a little longer to get settled. At any rate, you will be hearing from me again.

On the other hand, my priorities are gonna be changing a bit. Work here was never more than a 10 to 6 job, which left me plenty of time to get in a column and even have something of a life. Grad school, on the other hand, can be anything from a 0 hour a week job to a 100 hour a week job, and I don't know to what extent I can keep up with the column. Hopefully it won't make any difference, and I'm gonna do my best to keep up with things, but if push comes to shove it's gonna be my GPA that comes out on top, so be forewarned. However, you should be getting at least a month or two's worth more of columns out of me, so don't worry (or celebrate) too much.

In other news, we've got a donnybrook of a column for you today, as the readership mulls over this whole games-as-politics issue. Hair is pulled, eyes are gouged, egos are bruised, and the Charmin is squeezed. Life is good.

Onward.

Getting everyone on the same page
I'm not an American but American politics do affect Canada especially if they have an impact on the media (video games being one). However, most games we play are made in Japan where such mature attitudes towards violence and sex are accepted in mainstream culture. The only possibilities would be enforcing the rating system via a video game assocation similar to the MPAA, or by government laws restricting the sale of certain games to minors (as it is with adult entertainment). Of course, this could lead to censorship if a game publishing company or system manufacturer wanted to lower the rating of a game by deleting parts or altering them from their original Japanese versions. I don't really think these issues will be adressed at all during the campaign because as you said, they have more important things to worry about. Movies, which are much more mainstream (at least with the voting population) than videogames are rarely adressed by politicians especially when the presidency is at stake. Unless a game is determined to be adult material (this happened in Canada recently with some computer game) then the rating system would have to be self inforced. I think the main thing we want to avoid here is censorship even if it is self imposed. This may happen in the future if a gaming equivalent of the MPAA is formed and would restrict stores from selling games outside their rating range.

FLIGHT

There seems to be a fair amount of confusion as to Senator Lieberman's actual relationship with gaming, and even though FLIGHT's something of an extreme case (hint: there already is a game rating board) now's as good a time as any to get our history straight.

Way back in the dawn of time (1994) there were games like Night Trap (Sega CD) and DOOM (PC) without any kind of warning labels for parents. The US had until then lived a fairly sheltered existence, because the great and powerful Nintendo was quite vigilant in making sure that nothing even vaguely controversial got put up on the screen. It wasn't 100% successful (crosses got turned into boomerangs, but Duke Togo could kill people and have all the sex he wanted) but by and large grandparents could pick up a newfangled video game for little Timmy and be reasonably sure that Mario wasn't gonna knock over a 7-11 for drug money. However, with the growing popularity of the relatively unrestrained Genesis, this was no longer the case.

People like Senator Lieberman likely meant well when they started talking about controls on games - they likely couldn't quite see the over-the-top humor value in having Dana Plato battle evil vampires via low-res video. But ratings they wanted, and ratings they got, thanks to the industry's Entertainment Software Ratings Board (ESRB) proposal, which game developers saw as a way to appease concerned parties and protect their multi-billion dollar industry. Lieberman and co. were pleased, game companies were pleased, and we, the consumers, got stuck with those little white boxes on the front of games.

Since then, Lieberman's seemed fairly satisfied with what the ESRB's done, giving the industry an A in a joint report card with the National PTA. And despite the lingering grudge that many gamers hold against him, he doesn't seem to involve himself with games much longer. As for the ESRB itself, it's probably worth perusing their website, if only to know the face of the enemy. (For instance, I found their description of "three raters randomly chosen from a pool of over 100 demographically diverse individuals from all walks of life" very interesting - apparently a semi-literate 63 year old janitor has just as valid an opinion on DQVII as a 31 year old Japanese culture professor.)

Reveling in men's death throes, and kicking puppies for fun
Don't be so quick to judge. I beleive he's partially correct. (Hears boos from crowd, one "yay!", followed by a gunshot) Hey, not so fast! I said PARTIALLY! Videogames themselves can not cause violence or commit mass murder. Heck, the majority of video games have little or no graphic/suggestive content. Just take a look at the Mario Brothers series. If that isn't clean, what is? However, that game can influence children to think that decapitation, explosives and the like are daily occurences and it is "okay" to commit such acts in real life. The problem is that most children can not determine the difference between fantasy and reality, and therefore have their psychological profiles altered as such, considering that the first ten years of a human's life formulates and influences a majority of their thought process, ethics, and the like. The same could be said about other forms of media, such as television, movies, etc. I do not believe that liability or fault rests with t he video gaming industry (hears a collective sigh of relief), but rather with the parents of these young video gamers. After all, a six year old child can't afford games such as Perfect Dark, House of the Dead, Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid, etc. Furthermore, I doubt they could comprehend the plot, bright as some children are. All they know is they get praise for killing men and reveling in said men's death throes. And the parents are the ones footing the bill for such programs! If parents could make more of an effort to get involved with seeing what children play and do with their time, become knowledgeable in the area, maybe even afford a little competition every once in a while, they'd notice, "Hey, my kid's doing a lot of killing here. Is this right?" I have a feeling that when the generation of people who have been brought up with video games become parents themselves, we will see a change for the better. Until then, I believe that parents should just keep a stricter eye on their child's selection of game and on their own wallets, as they may be doling out the dough just a tad freely. AS for the Internet Tax also proposed by Leberman, I think that's insanity. No one, and I mean NO ONE, could regulate the Internet. It's just not feasable. To summarize: Leberman's got it mixed around. It's not the games, but where they go and who gets to play 'em that can cause such things. The same could be said for television, movies, yadda yadda yadda, thank you, and good night.

Grandson of a foreign Cabinet member signing off,
Aleksandrs Bomis

I've made my argument against this point before - parental involvement is well and good, but there's nothing wrong with offering some kind of guidepost to the people who actually make the decisions. It's certainly a good idea for parents to know if their kid is playing Quake III or Mario Kart, but in many cases technologically clueless parents won't know the difference between the two without a ratings sticker. Arguing that they need to get more educated is pointless, because they simply lack the tech savvy their kids have, and they don't have the time/energy/ability to get it. In that case, the ESRB makes good sense, I simply question if it's as accurate as it should be.

We've come a long way, baby
Yeah other than the gaming issue, Lieberman's a great guy. However, being a big gamer myself, that's probably my only issue right now and will be for the next four years. A man like Lieberman could only do more harm than good to the gaming industry. Bush? Hah. I wonder if he's even played games. At least Lieberman acknowledges that there are "good" educational games out there. Bush doesn't even give the gaming industry the attention it deserves. Even though I don't agree with his views, I support any mention of video games in our national congress.

-Fares

I'm sure it would have amused my dad no end to read this column - the Nintendo Generation has finally come of age, and chief among its worries is the censorship of its favorite hobby. Still, the more I think about it the more I tend to think this debate is a good thing - even if reaction to Lieberman's nomination is somewhat overblown, it's encouraging to see that so many people are willing to stand up for a mode of freedom of expression that's highly important and meaningful to them. It's all in how you look at it I guess.

And I agree that Bush probably hasn't played any games, so nobody blow it and expose him to Galerians or something, okay?

Generation X speaks
Chris

What can I say about video games as a political issue?

*Yawn*

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*Blink*

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Ummm... go local sports team!

Justin Freeman

Insightful as ever, Mr. Freeman. Moving on...

Euro-liberals for Bush...
Chris,

I am a liberal (in the European sense) who was leaning towards Gore before he picked Lieberman, but now find myself reconsidering the wisdom of my decision. I think it preferable for parents to screen what their children watch or play, as opposed to the government screening the media (thereby reducing all media content to that appropriate for whatever age group is deemed in need of protection). I agree that the issue is not likely to come up, but if it does, I am seriously going to consider switching my vote.

- Mark

Not much to say here, except that as much as I love video games, nearly any stance Lieberman takes on games (short of actually destroying every single US copy of Chrono Cross) isn't going to register among all the other considerations I have for picking a candidate. It just ain't that big a deal, compared to everything else on the table.

...conservatives for Lieberman...
The gaming news sites tended to exaggerate what Lieberman and his fellow congressman were trying to do, and it seems those exaggerations are now believed as truth. Lieberman was not out to ban, or in any way regulate violence in video games, nor was he advocating a ratings system. He was critizing the game industry for the same thing that others have critized the tobacco industry for - marketing an adult product to kids. For example, Resident Evil has a mature rating, however walk into a Toys R' Us and you might find some RE toys. Sure, some adults like to collect action figures, but that's what hobby shops are for, not toy stores. Metal Gear Solid is another game with an action figure line that can be purchased in toy stores, and yet it too has a mature rating. And pay attention to game commericials. The rating of the show and the rating of the game should match - teen games shouldn't be advertised on children's shows for example.

Most gamers in their infinite wisdom like to say "it's the parents job to raise the kid, if they don't do it, too bad." but that kind of talk offers no solution - government can hardly mandate good parenting.

But you're right about this issue not really mattering. I mean, I'm a conservative and here I am defending Lieberman. The fact of the matter is that he is a fantastic veep pick with an almost flawless record, democrats are lucky to have him.

Aside from being a conservative, you've pretty well nailed my opinion about the matter. MGS action figures don't bother me too much, since by themselves, as figures, there's nothing particularly "mature" about them, any more than the G.I. Joe action figures of my youth. Other than that, good call.

...and Seinfeld characters for brooding loners!
Personally I think Squall Leonhart would make a Great President. I mean look at the leadership he displayed when put at the helm (or what ever you would like to call it) of the Garden. And just think of what would happen if a war broke out, I could just picture it, Squall and his SEED colleagues storming into a battle field to take on the entire enemy army. Do you think Bush or Gore would do that?

"Squall's campaign manager" Kramer

It's not Squall I have a problem with, especially since he seems in a very committed, monogamous relationship with Rinoa. No, my problem comes from the fact that he'd likely appoint fellow party members to key positions, and while Quistis would probably make a good Secretary of Education, and while I could tolerate Zell as a Supreme Court justice, I couldn't stand to have Selphie anywhere near the Cabinet. Anyone with fashion sense that bad would almost certainly mean the end of the Republic.

Wonderswans and stolen gimmicks
Straight to the point: I don't think that games have much to do with politics here; setting aside the media hype that surrounded the topic of videogames and violence after the wake of the Columbine incident (and the news stories were little more than overhyped puff pieces IMHO; and yes, I did sit through/read a few...), and that influenced political interest in game ratings (ah, who couldn't resist soundbites...) politicians are mostly out of touch with popular culture... Thus you're probably correct in predicting they will not be an issue in this campaign (it's still Gore's campaign, not Lieberman's, folks...). I think Gore's choice of VP candidate has more to do with taking the moral high ground and getting some credibility...

I hate to add to it, but I'm compelled to: isn't it interesting how the Republican platform is going towards a portrayal of "compassionate" conservatism, while the Democratic ticket is pushing for a respectable "moral", "ethical" image, and is in fact injecting a personality in the campaign by the choice of VP (Gore, despite all his posturing, still can't convince anyone that he has one...)? It's as if both parties figured out that swapping gimmicks wouldn't be such a bad idea... Bah, I'll be too busy to care if either is elected, anyway... So it is probably best not to dwell on it too much...

On an unrelated note: I've been wondering what the hell happened to the Wonderswan (yeech, love the idea, hate the name)... I hazily recall it would come ashore sometime soon, but it was a while ago, and I haven't heard anything since. I'm more curious than anxious about it, though...

Princess Jemmy, who's pretty sure that warning labels on music were pretty much Tipper Gore's baby, by her own admission...

I don't see the Republican and Democrat posturing as being so much a swapping of identities as a common effort to appeal to the middle of the voting spectrum - they both want to be morally upright, fiscally conservative, and general all around nice guys. If anything, this and the fact that people see games as even vaguely being an election issue underscores how really boring this election is, from an issues perspective.

There's nothing much out on the Wonderswan, near as I can tell, since Mattel put Bernie Stolar in charge of Mattel Interactive, the division likely to launch Wonderswan. That was back in January, so I'd look for something to happen soon if they want to get it out for a holiday launch.

Visual aids from the bald guy
Chris

Here is a diagram of the billion dollar videogame industry vs. the government.

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  Videogame Industry          Government

As you can see, the videogame industry is a lot bigger than the government can contain.

Thank you.

-Professor X "whoop, there it is"

Works for me.

Closing Comments:

Before I go, gotta give a few props to some friends of mine here in town, regardless of if they read this column or not. Daniel and Christine, thanks for putting up with me - I won't forget it. (And yes, that translates into stock options.) John, Jason, Ashley, and Vikas, thanks for making this a memorable few years, and to everyone at work, thanks for tolerating my Dreamcast habit. Thanks to UT for seeing fit to give me a degree, thanks to Rudy's for serving up such great barbecue, thanks to KGSR for providing the tunes, and thanks to Austin in general for being Austin. I'll get back here sooner or later, count on it. See you in a few.

-Chris Jones, moving onward

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