*transmission from undisclosed location...received*
*a debonair man pops into view*
Agent X: Greetings fellow agents! It's time for the first
ever STAY UP TO SEE AK UPDATE SLUMBER PARTY, with me and Gamer X as your hosts!
*camera pans around to a geeky looking guy*
Gamer X: That would be me!
*camera goes back to Agent X*
Agent X: Many people actually think that we're the same person,
but are we the same person, Gamer X?
Gamer X: Why yes we...
*Agent X gives a hard stare off screen*
Gamer X: ...are not, of course!
Agent X: Great! We're here with a computer to check for
updates, a large
bag of cheesy puffs, and the most important item of all...4 12-packs
of
Mountain Dew! Now that everything is ready, let's get it on!
*1 hour into the slumber party*
Gamer X: Any update sitings?
Agent X: No, but the night is young! It's not even midnight
yet!
Gamer X: Yeah, maybe the night is young for you, but I've got
a gaming
convention early tomorrow morning. No way I'm gonna miss salivating
over
booth babes that I know I have no chance in hell with!
Agent X: Hey, maybe I'll come along with you!
Gamer X: Don't you remember last time you went to a gaming convention?
*Agent X has a blank stare on his face*
Gamer X: Remember, that Mortal Kombat character dressed in military
garb at Midway's booth startled you and you...
Agent X: Oh yeah! That was pretty messy.
Gamer X: Yeah, and they put all the blame on me!
Agent X: Sorry I had to dematerialize out of there so quickly.
It's just that if my cover was blown...
Gamer X: You would have to kill everyone in the building, blah,
blah, blah.
Still, you have no idea what tortures mall security put me through...*shudder*
*2 hours into the party*
Gamer X: He's got to have updated by now, right?!
Agent X: Nope. 'Tis only 1 o'clock. It's not his time
yet.
*Agent X shakes an empty cheesy puffs bag*
Agent X: Dude, I can't believe all you brought was one lousy bag
of cheesy puffs. What am I supposed to eat now?!
Gamer X: I couldn't afford anything else! There're too many
great games coming out that I have to buy!
Agent X: You've got to give up those videogames. They're
draining you of
all your free time and money!
Gamer X: *zombie voice* Must buy game...Square tells me
to buy
games...Square is good...
Agent X: Great, he's entered one of those trances again!
Nobody can talk
to him now!
*3 hours into the party*
Gamer X: *belch!*
*an empty can hits the floor*
Agent X: Dear god man! That's your 15th Mountain Dew in
the past 10 minutes!
*Gamer X's eyes close and begins to fall asleep*
*suddenly, his eyes snap open, a look of insanity on his face*
Gamer X: Worship the god of caffeine, I will!
Agent X: Uh-oh. He's entering his yoda phase. Wonder
how long this one
will last.
*Gamer X begins to stare at Agent X*
Gamer X: Make sacrifice to God Caffino, I do!
Agent X: Oh no you don't!
*Agent X runs off screen with Gamer X following closely behind*
*5 hours into the party*
*Gamer X is asleep next to Agent X*
*Agent X has scratches and bruises all over his face*
Agent X: He's a feisty one when he's on his caffeine high.
He's still no
match for my mad Agent skillz! Anyway, he's gonna be out 'till
next spring,
so it looks like I'm the only one left.
*he looks down at Gamer X*
Agent X: Hmmmm...looks like he's starting to eat better.
He's getting nice
and plump...
*he licks his lips, but shakes his head quickly*
Agent X: No! I must go on without food!
*6 hours into the party*
*Agent X has dark circles under his eyes*
Agent X: It's 5 o'clock, yet still he does not update. I
don't think I can go on much longer...this is Agent X, signing off.
-Agent X "maybe next time..."
*he collapses onto the floor next to Gamer X*
*a bright red message flashes up on screen*
ALERT! ALERT! AK UPDATE HAS BEEN SITED! ALERT! ALERT!
*screen fades to black*
*end transmission*
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