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The beginning of the next era of video games - January 29th, 2000 - Andrew Kaufmann

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Final Fantasy IX. Final Fantasy X. Final Fantasy XI. Who'd have thunk it? The events of the past 24 hours have been crazy, but now that they've happened, let's try to make sense of it. The speculation is only just beginning!

As a letters columnist, I think it's my responsibility to be at the forefront of the speculation and spread as many of my opinions as possible. I'm not sure why, but I feel it is my destiny. Or something along those lines. Let's rock and roll.

First off, Final Fantasy IX. We haven't seen much of it, but I'm quite excited about this title. More so than any Final Fantasy since FFVI. Admittedly, I'm one of the more old-school guys on GIA. FFIV is still my favorite FF, and I'm tickled pink to see a more medieval-style fantasy setting. From the little I've seen, FFIX looks like a souped up Final Fantasy Tactics in a straight-up RPG style, rather than tactical style. Everyone's biggest fear is that of uncreativity in the title; since it's returning to a more "cliche" environment. I think that the style of the game is inconsequential toward a final assessment of quality; a game that is well executed in whatever style it aims toward will be a successful game. Whether or not FFIX succeeds in its goals remains to be seen, but if you prefer the style of FFVII and FFVIII to that of FFIV, V, and VI, don't count FFIX out.

I imagine that FFX is hard to describe without having seen it in true motion. Badly taken stills likely don't do the game justice. So don't panic if what you see at the moment isn't quite up to par with your expectations. Square is putting a lot of energy into PS2 development, and obviously the FF franchise is going to be the main recipient of said energy. The online element sounds interesting, as well; tips available on the fly. Besides that, there's not much to speculate about at this point, but money says this will be a money game.

FFXI is the variable in the three-pronged equation. Initial reaction is that of worry, as evidenced by this first letter. What a smooth segue!

Douglass Adams says, "Don't panic!"

What can I say about Square Millenium other than: yuck! To think that Square is devoting their future to creating "massively multiplayer" online games just makes me want to pull out my hair. There's a reason I bought FF7 instead of Ultima Online, there's a reason I bought FF8 instead of EverQuest... those games totally suck! They're repetitive, simple, and boring. I play RPGs for the storylines, because it's more involving than watching a movie. I don't play RPGs to go on little quests and fight monsters, while some pimple faced 12 year old shouts obscenities at me.

Last night after reading the update, I really seriously pondered giving up gaming altogether, if this is where Square is planning to take things. But this morning something hit me -- nobody, not even Square will be able to force this crap onto people. First of all, I have SERIOUS doubts about their "broadband network" thing. Just imagine little Johnny telling mommy she has to buy him an ethernet card, cable modem, and then pay $40 a month so he can play "nintendo" online. HA!

You say broadband prices will drop? To what? $30 a month? $20 a month? Ad free internet access over phone lines is now as low as $8 a month, with companies like NetZero and Freei offering totally free internet access. PSX may have sold 70 million consoles, but most are to casual gamers who are not going to drop hundreds of dollars to play online games. I doubt even half of them have internet access.

And then there's the problem in Europe... PSX sold 25 million in europe. Cable is extremely unpopular there, and even local telephone calls cost an arm and a leg. I don't know about DSL, it might have problems with the old phone lines that most european cities have. And DSL costs $50 a month, $40 for the DSL and then another $10 for the ISP, unless you want to use a free ISP and pay $40 a month to be bombarded with ads.

Will this "massively multiplayer online" stuff catch on? It's really hard to tell. Just how many people are really interested in that sort of thing? It's hard to tell. One thing I do know is, in that kind of market, only one... MAYBE two games can survive. The little new can't compete unless he can offer a major improvement. EverQuest would've flopped bigtime if UO had gone 3D. Just look at all the EQ ripoffs, they're not doing too well. Can Square compete with EQ? Probably not... Square will have trouble adding their unique magic to such a bland and stale premice. How can you have story, how can you have character development, when you have thousands of people playing the same game at the same time? You just make a character, kill monsters, and build your character. That's it. Any story Square could provide would not affect the game, it'd be like the story of Doom or Quake -- translation: who cares?


OK, I sense a little concern in your tone. But that's OK! That's what we're here for. I'm going to try to assuage your fears. Of course, I could be off my rocker, in which case you're more than welcome to ignore me.

Basically, I think Square is going to redefine "multiplayer online game." Square's been a trailblazer in the past, and I think they will be again at this point. I just don't forsee Square plopping down tons of money into development of their network and games only to produce an Everquest clone. I honestly think that our man Sakaguchi is too sharp a cookie to do something like that.

That having been said, I do understand your worry about the monetary logistics of the whole online thing. A monthly fee for FF? Plus online costs? PS2 broadband modem? If there's a fee for each, things could be messy. The exact plans haven't been outlined yet, however, as I understand things. I could easily foresee Square including unlimited FF online action if you're a subscriber to their network.

It's difficult to predict exactly how things will work out from continent to continent; likely it will be different on each. I'm going to put reservations behind my statement, but I believe that FFXI will revolutionize gaming in a major way. I could be wrong, though.

A letter about FF. Really!

I can't beieve Square announced three new FF titles. I was just expecting IX, but believe me, I have no problem with getting two more. IX sounds interesting because we are getting back the four-member parties (something we don't see too often nowadays), and the "super-deformed and very off-the-wall" characters may finally get all those FFVI loyalists to quit bitching and moaning about how the series is now just eye candy for losers. Of course, FFX will make them hate the series all over again, since it's "exceedingly realistic". I can't tell you how badly I want to see some screens for this game... especialyl that lush green valley. It just sounds so damn cool. And I really want to know how the multiplayer aspect will work. Since XI is the huge online world, I highly doubt X will be like that... I'm going to guess that they'll include a few dungeons or mini-games that can only be completed by using multiple parties, which means you'd have to play online to get the treasure or whatever. Let's move on to XI now... this game could be very cool, but I say "could be" for one reason. Do you think Square can create a large enough world to accommodate every player, or will they have various identical worlds, and everyone will be assigned to a world that they can't leave until there game has ended? I only bring this up because I believe it was Ultima Online that had that huge shortage of land in it, and lots were being sold at eBay and sites like that for a ridiculous amount of money, simply so everyone could play the game. That said, I do really like the fact that you monsters and ogres, rather than just humans. You can be the bad guys, which sounds really fun. Just get a bunch of your friends to be ogres and travel around in a pack terrorizing village people... it'd be great! Anyway, these are just my thoughts on the show. It's too bad Square wouldn't let ad media sources release screens and movies for the games... -CTZanderman By the way, AK, I have a doctorate in Crazy Talk and Nonsensical Babel.


Well, as someone famous said some time ago, you can't please everyone all of the time. Some people are going to prefer the medieval thing, others are going to prefer the more realistic thing. FFIX should go a long way in satiating the thirst for gamers like myself that want some fantasy-style action, though.

There's no solid evidence that I'm aware of that this is the case, but here's another bit of rabid speculation: could FFIX, FFX and FFXI be the first Final Fantasy titles that are directly related to each other? Here's a scenario: in FFIX, you go out with your party and save the world as you normally do. In FF X, titled "The Journey Home," you go home from your quest. And then in FFXI you hang out and actually live on this world as new plotlines develop. It's a thought, anyway. The fact that the main characters have different names is but a mere detail; I'll figure out a reason for that later.

By the way, CTZanderman, I have a BS degree in BS.

Surprise, surprise

Major props to you folks at the GIA for your scooping FFIX. But FFX and IX? Did ANYBODY see this coming?

-coldjones


We at the GIA would like to sincerely thank you for the props and politely thumb our noses at the sites that laughed at us for being insane.

As for those next two titles being announced at the same time, I guess it just goes to show that if life teaches us anything, it's that we should never be surprised by the surprising.

Another eyebrow-raising Square character name

Hi there,
I write this to you not to comlain like a jaded gamer about FFIX. It's to inform your readers(hey i'm one of them!). First, i live in Quebec, and i talk french. So....It's just that the unofficial name of a caracter, wich is "Pipi", is odd. Very odd. In french, it mean... pee!!!! WHAT a great start for the new final fantasy! Imagine how people will laugh their heads off here!!! What the f*ck did the guy who translate that was thinking about! Perhaps he wanted to...*ahem*. If you dont believe me go translate the word "pee" from "English to French" at www.altavista.com! If it works properly you'll see.

If it happens by any means to be the real name of that caracter, i'm gonna start a petition that i'll send to Square EA so they change the name!!

hahaha...what a laugh!

-Quezacolt


Well, that's kinda cute, isn't it? At least the character isn't named Cold Front or Whirlwind or something weather related. Gotta count our blessings!

Talk about another sequel

*sigh* I see this column and only two people seem to even be happy there is a Chrono Trigger sequel. As I read on a website, 'when Chrono Cross was announced, people didn't say, 'Yay! Finally!' they said, 'This sucks! It isn't exactly like Chrono Trigger!'. Nomatter how good the game actually is, people will still find some reason, some little detail which they think ruins the gaming experience for them. It's actually quite sad, Chrono Cross isn't even out yet and already people are saying it sucks. FF8 didn't even get THIS much flac. There is a sequel to Chrono Trigger, people. The main character is not Crono. It uses a new system. Live with it.

Preach on! I agree with you entirely.

Eyes on who?

I have you now, AK. You'll finally have to answer this question I've had for you since...Last year.

The question? You ask in puzzlement...Yes, the question, I reply.

What did you think of Eyes On Me from FFVIII?

~Ian P.


Poor Ian sent this letter ages ago, and I missed it, then resent it, and I didn't do the column for a while. But finally, it will be answered!

I thought the song was very average. It was about as average as a song can get. It sounded pretty generic and unoffensive, no risk taken. A female voice crooning about love in a pretty standard pop format. So I wasn't horribly impressed.

But it's not that bad to listen to. That's the thing about music; even generic stuff can sound good.


Closing Comments

Well, if you've been wondering where I've been hiding, you're not alone. Let's just say I've been busy. I'm sure we'll have more FF talk tomorrow, and more concerns about the online thing. Send those letters!

-Andrew Kaufmann

 
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