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Uh, like, hi everyone. I'm supposed to be answering letters for that awful little cat, I think. I could, like, barely get anything to work here. I downloaded CuteFTP to do this update, but that didn't work so, like, Selphie told me to use Handsome FTP 'cause, like, it was hunkier, and so, like, I was installing that, you know? And then Chu-Chu comes up to me and says, like, I need to use BishounenFTP, and I could connect to her FTP, and, have, like a yaoi transfer protocol connection. And by that point, I was just totally, like, "Gawd, whatever," you know? So, like, I had to get Nida to fix my computer for me 'n everything and I was, like, totally mad 'n stuff 'cause, like, computers are supposed to be easy to use, HELLO? I have, like, Mandrake installed on this computer and, like, Linux isn't supposed to not work 'n stuff.
So, um, like, I hope this update is okay or whatever.
Hey, its great to see Fritz writing again ^_^. Anyway..Hey Yuffikens I was just
wondering..wanna go out on a date sometime? Atleast I'll talk unlike cloud...lol
No? Ok...hey...yuffie...stop..staring at me..I'm not a piece of candy...stay
away! Don't make me give you a taste of the backhand..NO! DO NOT EAT MY HAND!
Aww..NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BACKHAND PEOPLE?! I HAVE NO HAND NO!! Stupid
ninja..Now will you go out on a date with me?
-Alkaren Hyralt, Master of the Backhand
Yuffie: Ohmigod! Like, uh... I think I'm not dating right now, but, uh, thanks or something. Right now I'm still planning how to get Lowell Bridges beisdes, like, kidnapping him. 'Cause I want to marry him so I can become independently wealthy and, like, buy a strip mall or something and turn into a 24-hour materia shop. That would be awesome, don't ya think?
How come the name of the makers of Beath got changed from Carpcum to
Comcap?
-BenGrande
Yuffie: Gawd, you're asking me? Like, hello, I'm not some kind of dictionary, okay? Maybe it was a typo or something... or the company changed its name... or there was like a big accident, and a jar of paint fell onto their big corporate sign or something.
i will not fish for your meaty skittles.
-- C_A
Yuffie: Grossness! That's, like, totally disgusting.
Um, like, what are meaty skittles anyway?
NOW, YOU SAY YOU DIDN'T STEAL MY HP PLUS MATERIA, BUT I PLAINLY SAW MY HP DROP
FROM 9999 TO 7190 AT THE PRECISE MOMENT YOU CROSSED MY PATH. BEGONE, DEVIL
WOMAN.
-skul
Yuffie: Uh, you can't prove I stole anything! I mean, there could be, like, dozens of people out there with HP Plus Materia, right? So, like, just 'cause I have one doesn't mean a thing. So, like, uh, eat a bag of hell or somethin'!
Dear Ms. Kisaragi;
I have recently heard horrible rumors, that, contrary to the image
you portray in public, you are actually a quiet reserved person that
spends all her time reading and helping out with local charities.
Well, that or steamy and likely illegal activities involving Cloud,
Tifa, and a Happy Fun Ball . And pictures of this.
Please comment.
Yuffie: Well, I like to help out with local charities all the time, even though I keep, like, getting kicked out 'cause of totally stupid stuff. I mean, Gawd, what's their problem? It's just, like, picking blueberries or something; you eat two right then for every one you pick for later. It's just the same with money!
And, like, nobody has any pictures of me 'n Cloud 'n Tifa 'n the Happy Fun Ball so, like, I don't have to worry about that.
Dear Mailthing,
I just found the old crap I wrote to CC. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
The Artist Formerly Known As "Smart Crono"
Yuffie: Mailthing? Gawd, like, I'm not a thing okay? That's, like, just totally mean; how could you say that? Now I'm gonna have to rob you blind to pay you back.
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