Yo yo yo! Cait Sith's Mailbag in the hizz-ouse! I've been dragged out of mailbag retirement to answer letters from you sorry lot of readers. It seems lazy co-"editors" have hit the road, so we'll be using a rotating schedule of Mailbag guest authors. Send them letters, but save all your compliments for me. All right, now let's get this show on the road, kiddies.

Dear Cait Sith:
j00 SuxX0r
-Caph

Cait Sith: Sir, I must maintain that my findings are contrary to yours. I have conducted an extensive five-year study, including DNA analysis, carbon-14 dating, and statistical regression, of the facts involved in this particular case and have had my results verified by countless experts in the field. My research has therefore prompted me to draw the inevitable conclusion that NO YOU SUCK POOPOO FACE.

Dear Cait Sith, Why do you think FF8 flowed less well than FF7. Was it Rinoa, or the secret sexual past of Cid and Edea. Thank you.
P.S. I like your megaphone.

Cait Sith: FF VIII flowed less well than FF VII due to blockage in its rear left ventricle. After a successful triple-bypass operation, it was able to return to a healthy life. It now lives in Tampa, Florida, with its wife and three children. And this has been today's episode of... MIRACLES OF SCIENCE!

P.S. You sicko.

Dear Cait Sith, why is my hand numb?

Cait Sith: I think you like your megaphone a bit too much.

Dear Cait Sith: Please give an example of something in the history of mass media entertainment that was even more unnecessary than FF9's haircut scene. Regards, Caph.
P.S. Kill Garnet while you're at it.

Cait Sith: How about your letter?

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