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News flash! Read FatInfants.com's exclusive tale of Raypoint Flam's cancellation and subsequent rebirth.

Once upon a time, there was Beath of Flams. A fictitious amalgamation of dozens of RPG clichés, it soon became known as the most generic RPG ever. Sadly, this title has since been claimed by Skies of Arcadia. And thus, there was only one refuge for Comcap Entertainment: a sequel! Raypoint Flam will be just one of 51 Beath titles released in 2001. Here's a sneak preview of what to expect in the new IAQ:

• 108 playable characters, approximately 7 of which will be used by the average player!
• Impossible-to-find secrets and sidequests!
• New aerial world map with random battles every three feet!
• Build your own castle!
• The poorly-explained return of popular Beath characters, including Dullard, Lucille, Limb Guy, and Tim!
• Includes "Colonies of Lice," a crappy J-Pop theme song that has nothing to do with game!

Here's a stupid ad for RP Flam I did a while back. Note that some of it is already outdated (like the date), but what the hey :P.