Solid Snake entertains himself in Metal Gear Solid 2 demo

[04.01.01] » Otacon, gaming public mortified.

   Gamers around the world chuckled at the discovery of two high-resolution "pin-up posters" in the lockers of the Metal Gear Solid 2 demo. These hearty laughs became shrieks of terror, however, when another, more sinister purpose for the posters emerged. Stare at the posters long enough, and everyone's favorite superspy engages in some distinctly unstealthy behavior. Calling Otacon after gazing into the pin-up's eyes is enough to break the most battle-hardened secret agent. Why, Snake, why? Wasn't your name enough phallic imagery? The GIA blames Snake's mullet for this unseemly behavior.

   Thanks to Nick Rox for the story; we're not sure how, but he's probably responsible for this.