SCEA rejects every upcoming PlayStation game

[04.01.00] » Shocking move blamed on "bureaucratic snafu."

SCEA's approval department.

   The game industry was stunned this morning by Sony Computer Entertainment America's announcement that its approval department had rejected every single upcoming PlayStation and PlayStation 2 title following a night of drunken revelry. Sources inside the company say that the approval department felt that all 2-D and 3-D were becoming obsolete in the face of the imaginary four-dimensional PlayStation 7, which the department dreamed up while not entirely sober.

   Just a few hours after the announcement, SCEA issued a quick retraction, explaining that a "bureaucratic snafu" had occured and that "all the canceled games, except that one with the singing crack rabiit, have been restored to their original release dates." The company refused to comment further.