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The bad news: no real column tonight.

The good news: tomorrow shall be a landmark day for DA - a joint column written by myself, Drew Cosner, and special guests, all in one. It'll be a beautiful thing. So send in email, or face the joint wrath of myself and Drew... 'nuff said.

Chris Jones, forms blazing sword