|There is Mojoy in Mudville...
- September 18, 2000 - Chris Jones
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GIA. There is coarse language and potentially offensive
material afoot. Neptunian Nymph? What the hell...?
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Ok, so I'm back. It's always nice to go on vacation, although
oddly enough I still ended up wasting most of the time that got
freed up by not having to do the column. Considering this was the
third time in as many months I took a week+ hiatus, I'm actually
sorry I couldn't keep going, but there were good and important
reasons for all the breaks , including this past one, so no real
The big news, I suppose, is that I managed to
finish Chrono Cross last night at about 3am. I gotta say, one of
the great things about this job is that I now actually have an
excuse to stay up that late and play games. Not that I need an
excuse, but it's nice to have. I'll probably open up CC debate in
the column tomorrow, but in the meantime let's take a look at some
of what's dribbled in over the past few days, shall we?
|This is comming from an old gamer who played FF1 when it was new: I
really like what Square has done to it. The graphics are awesome and
the menu tweaks look great. I'm just about sold on buying a Wonderswan
Color if these re-makes come out over here(and I'm sure they will,
because Bandai needs them for selling points...Nintendo has Pokemon...so
Bandai has "Final Fantasy"...kinda weird, but there are enough FF fans
out there to give the Pokemon fans a run for their money...)...I know
the GB Advance looks cool, but the Wonderswan Color looks just as
cool(even though the GB Advance is 32-bit...I really haven't seen any GB
game shots that look much over 16-bit anyway)...Personally I'll probably
wind up with both...but I know there are people who will probably trash
me....(I hope Bane still works on Karaken...long story...tell you if you
wana hear it)...
There's a lot of good will towards the FF remixes, and I agree they
look pretty damn sweet. I especially like the new style logo - gotta
get a large copy of that for some wallpaper. But I really don't see
this thing going anywhere. There's no real possibility of the
WonderSwan Color providing serious competition for the GBA, FF or no.
Pokemon is just too damn powerful, not to mention that just about
every game developer in the free world has signed on to Nintendo's
platform. In a strange kinda way, it's like the NES all over again,
with only one real contender in the handheld arena and a few wannabes.
Not that I want to see the WSC fail, but I just don't think it has
much of a chance, sorry.
|The question on
|What the hell was that?
1 : a respite or a time of respite from something : intermission
2 a : a scheduled period during which activity (as of a court or school)
is suspended b : a period of exemption from work granted to an employee
for rest and relaxation
3 : a period spent away from home or business in travel or recreation (had
a restful vacation at the beach)
4 : an act or an instance of vacating
Any other questions?
|Hey Pickles (Thats you Chris),
Its about time we saw some quality (or what I believe will be quality)
rpg's that are in 2d format. I am personally more exited about the Wonderswan
and the Game boy advance than i've ever been about the PS2 or any other *next
gen* system. Something about the screen shots of the revamped Final Fantasy
games feels good.....feels right. And to think its portable....now all they need are devices that allow you to view the game on the television (because I have a rather large television). Oh....one more thing. Its going to be he Halloween soon so.....lets say we all get large sticks and beat each other to death?
Kandrin on ice
As sweet as the revamped shots look, I think reason is starting to
set back in on me. At the time, FF1 was an amazing game, and it's still a
marvel design in much the same way a Model T is. But as a game, right
now, for me, it doesn't cut it. (The preceding was yet another Blasphemous
Statement from Chris™.)
Look, I loved the original when it came out, and still do. And I
bow to no one in my obsession toward it at the time - I leveled all my
characters to level 50, as high as you could go in FF 1. And I had fun doing
it, because at the time the combat was very deep, the world very
colorful and I was really bored. (And it was damn cool to see a Black
Belt with a Fast spell hit Chaos for 2000+ points of damage.) But this
is 2000, and for me, padding a game out with lots and lots of battles
just to increase playtime is uncool. It was fine in the late 80's, but
not now, and I'd think there's too much good, new, innovative stuff out
for most people to spend time wading through this.
|oh your almost back... it saturday evening here
(holland/the nettherlands) and i know your coming back tommorow....
my god ive missed u and thegia last week, dont do that again, please......
and by the by, youve played Crono cross through through by now, but
i havent, so please don post any spoilers till over a month or 2.... boohhooo hoo, you told ,me something abbout ff9 im trying to forget but it isnt working,,
by the way, imhalf drunk when i wrote this, and i come from holland so my
typoi's are 2x as yusual today :)
(i was the guy who wrote something about xbos a time ago)
Ok... There are plenty of jokes I could make here about this being
the kind of relationship where somebody gets completely wasted and
calls somebody else up on the phone at 3am, but the situation here
isn't funny, it's just creepy. If nothing else, I'll try to keep up
with the letters from here on out to avoid stuff like this.
And dude, get help, ok?
Ok, here's the situation. I beat the game pretty much spoiler-free,
because that's the way I wanted to do it. But having done that, I feel
I've gotten my money's worth on the game and have now pretty thoroughly
researched the alternate endings, hidden characters, and important
stuff I missed the first time through. In other words, I'm ready for
some CC discussion.
On the other hand, I don't know if you're ready for discussion. So tomorrow's topic is this - let me
know if you want to see discussion of Chrono Cross Wednesday, and more
importantly, let me know in general when you'd like to see games
discussed. I admit I've been the bottleneck on discussion so far this
summer, but from here on out I think I should be able to move through
the major new releases pretty quickly. So if you want spoiler
discussion of a game two weeks after it's out, or a month, or two
months, or never, let me know, and let me know why. See you tomorrow.
-Chris Jones, settling back in to the groove