Prerequisites: AF Bottled Spirit

   First off, grab an NPC -- you'll want one for the boss battle in this quest. Then use the AF Bottled Spirit to create the Ulkan Mines and enter. Descend through the first screen and head right. Keep an eye out for the doorway in the background -- it's between the chest and the enemy encounter. Go into that room; it's Watts' shop, though Watts is nowhere to be seen. Talk to Pokiehl to receive the "Mine Your Own Business" quest.

   Leave Watts' shop and exit to the east. Descend the long flight of stairs and go west. Follow the path through the large room and descend more stairs. You're now on B2; there's a save point here if you feel a pressing urge to save. Otherwise, exit through the northwest door. From here, the route to the boss is straight. You'll know you're on the right path if you see a lone Dudbear along the way.

   When you get to the boss room (i.e., the boss music starts playing), talk to Watts three times to trigger a battle against the Labanne. The Labanne hangs from the ceiling; the only way you can damage it is by attacking its claws. The claws have their own life bars, but when one of the claws is defeated, the Labanne will regenerate it and the cost of some of its own life. By defeating the claws enough times, you'll eventually wear down and finish the Labanne off -- be warned, this battle can be difficult due to its length.

   After defeating the Labanne, Watts will helpfully warn you about the monster in the mines. Tell him you've already defeated it and you'll be automatically returned to his shop. Watts rewards you a piece of metal (the type varies) -- or possibly an Artifact -- and the quest ends.

Li'l Cactus' quote: "How was tale of heroics?"
Cactus Diary:
"The birdman says Watts doesn't have any heroic stories to tell. I wish someone would come up with a story about ME. He moves like lightning! He kicks monster butts! I think I like that."