New staff announcements

[01.06.99] » The few, the proud, the lunatic fringe: the GIA. Three new agents join our team.

   The Gaming Intelligence Agency recently conducted a nationwide recruitment drive to bring the best and brightest into the folds of our trenchcoat. Even our advanced neural networks couldn't have predicted the intense level of response we would receive -- we guess that everyone, deep down, wants to be a secret agent. We hired more staff than we had originally intended; in addition to our new upcoming coverage hand, we now have two members working full time, slowly but steadily, on making our vault section the most comprehensive RPG retrospective section around. Hopefully, no sections will be "neglected" as they might have been in the first few weeks of launch. We're ready to go full steam ahead with bringing you the sort of amazing, continual, frequently exclusive coverage you've come to expect in our first few weeks.

   Our new agents include:

   Andrea Hartmann -- We'd hired just about all the Andrews and Brians a single site could hold, so we had to move on to Andreas and Brittanies. When she's not exploring her transvestite video game fetishes, she's playing classic games and talking to people who love them. We think you'll love the fresh insight she brings to our Vault. We love the free time she brings to our schedules!

   Tamzen Marie Baker -- They say that good things come in pairs. So why hire one Vault maintainer when you can hire two? Tamzen has a lot of personality right now, but we're sure that'll fade with exposure to the gritty life of an undercover spy. Until then, enjoy what bits of life she manages to infuse into her retrospectives ... they won't last long.

   Fritz Fraundorf -- Webmaster of www.cosmocanyon.net. Certifiably insane. We rescued his straightjacketed form en-route to the funny farm. He's one mean upcoming coverage mother, as long as we keep the raw meat coming.

   All of our new recruits have been added to our newly-redesigned staff dossiers. Sketch profiles will be added soon. We hope that you'll drop our new members a line and make them feel welcome. And while you have your e-mail client open, why not tell some friends about the GIA? We may be a bunch of secret agents, but we don't want our page to be a secret to anyone! Thanks for visiting, and you can continue to count on the GIA -- members new and old -- to bring you the best coverage on the Net, bar none.