To go back to questions 1 through 25, click here.

Onionkids are the base class in FF3 (Japanese version, natch). They are so called because, like an onion, they have really bad skin that peels off really easily. Quite an incentive to change classes, isn't it?

Because it wouldn't be financially feasible. If it came down to it, Square could probably hire enough translators to localize every game they produce. However, the cost would be high, and you know, not every Square game is a winner: Soukagi, for example, has been uniformly reamed in Japanese gaming magazines. Likewise, many games wouldn't do well in the US, regardless of Japanese success. Tokimeki Memorial is a massive hit for Konami in Japan, but it'd almost certainly flop in the US. Square could encounter the same problem with games like Another Mind. Bad sales are Bad, of course, so Square instead releases games that will probably turn a solid profit.

The Japanese apparently place a great deal of importance on how blood type affects personality, apparently. Type O tend to be iconoclasts and legendary heroes, for example. I think they also do it just to confuse Americans.

He uses Bad-Ass Brand (tm) bullets, which are roughly the size of a grain of sand apiece, but hit with the power of a falling anvil.

Gogo is an expatriate member of Cirque du Soleil, who felt that his talents were going to waste at the circus. Furthermore, his health was failing, so he moved inside a Zone Eater for the waters. Of course, there are no waters inside a Zone Eater. He was misinformed.

Dio is an immensely powerful entity. He is, however, a consummate slacker, and his powers diminish dramatically when he leaves his sanctum - in this case, the battle arena. If he could con Sephiroth into popping down for a turn in the arena, the world would be in safe hands, but Dio can only achieve these results within the arena's perimeter.

It is the Ultimate Weapon. Well, in design, at least. Too bad it was built by the lowest bidder...

Behind that door lies all the secrets of the universe. But, sort of like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, to look upon the true power and wisdom of the Creator will cause a normal person to melt like a candle. Would YOU want to see that happen to your party?

The Death Star's original plans were in design for several weeks, until Darth Vader discovered that the design chief was, horror of horrors, not a caucasian male. He immediately discharged the designer from service in the Imperial forces, and as a result, the gaping flaw that later lead to the destruction of the Death Star was never noticed or dealt with. (Aside: name scenes in the Star Wars movies where non-white male Imperials are shown. Just try.)

Battle fever. They just can't keep it inside any longer. They've gotta fight all night, and party every day.

Actually, he rarely scores any points at all. He's a shockingly bad player, but is too proud to ever let anyone realize this, so he keeps at it, in the hopes that he'll someday crack the top five scores.

Aside from the rebel force that's guarding Mount Condor, no.

Celes is actually a well-known performer within the Empire, reknowned for her excellent singing voice and strong sense of lyric. Songs of hers such as "I'm a Slave to Gestahl's Love" and "Leafer Stew" are very popular in the Empire. She thinks opera is dry and dull, the musical style of the doddering and snotty, but is quite the pop diva.

Because Deep Thought doesn't *do* easy things like that. It does Deep Thoughts, hence the name. It's too easy.

The dictionaries are abnormally heavy, which means that the force required to pull them open is quite immense. The displacement of air caused by wrenching open the book causes a sort of vacuum "punch" to be created, which is what damages the target.

When necessary, it just borrows space from its Uncle Simon. No problem.

Forty-two.

Arcade games are a rare and expensive commodity in the FF7 world, and only the insanely rich can ever hope to play one. This is also why there's only one game manufacturer around: nobody plays 'em, so they don't make enough money to keep producing them.

Of course. They're just rebellious in a less life-threatening way (i.e. deliberately playing where they're not supposed to, versus attacking a giant octopus with a paintbrush).

There are also small landing pads on the upper plates of Midgar, where you never get to travel during the game. The airport is there almost entirely for shuttle flights for Shinra officials. There are no passenger flights.

They're *supposed* to go where no one has gone before. They try to do so. But it's kinda hard, apparently, so that's why it's their "ongoing" mission.

They're remnants of the legendary Ice Clown culture that once thrived in the northern reaches.

Because they don't need to beat on rabbits up North. They need to beat on civilians, which are considerably weaker than Northern rabbits, which were extensively experimented upon and genetically advanced by the Ice Clowns, eons ago.

They're a bit slow. They've mastered how to say "Want Sword", but haven't quite figured out how to pluralize properly, the poor sods.

Magic. If they can yell "Fire!" and something bursts into flames, they can sure as hell carry the impact of their weapons across a few measly feet, don't you think?

Tune in to Double Agent tomorrow for the heartstopping conclusion to our 100-question weekend extravaganza! Watch me as I take all comers in my Circle of One! Hoo-ah!