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Okay, the server was down for a while earlier today, so I couldn't do a column then. Unfortunately, I ended up getting back extremely late. So your choices were a really crappy "regular" column, wherein I replied to every letter with entirely uninsightful one or two-sentence blurbs, or an excuse column. Looks like you lucky readers get the latter. But to avoid being a complete waste of flesh, I've provided you with a shirt idea to get your brains in motion for the recent contest. Okay, that's pretty lame, but it's all I could eke out of my brain at this point. I suck.

Anyway, uhm, mail me and stuff. And I'll see you all tomorrow.