Disclaimer: The opinions expressed within this column are those of the participants and the moderator, and do not necessarily reflect those of the GIA. There is coarse language and potentially offensive material afoot. My computer is to the modern PC as a 1976 AMC Gremlin - bright yellow, no less - is to the modern automobile. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Due to cost-cutting measures, letters have been officially eliminated from Double Agent.

Or Drew is having another round of computer problems, leaving both his thoughts and your letters stuck on an uncooperative PC somewhere on the cold plains of Ohio. But he did trek to the town phone to leave this message to his readers: "Yeah, I'm pretty sick of this. I replaced like 80% of my computer's parts just a few months back and the same problem is happening again."

But don't despair too much, readers. The man himself, Andrew Vestal, will be stepping in for Drew tomorrow, and he's got a topic for everyone to discuss: what's the most offensive thing a game has ever done to you? We're not talking about a game being hard, or even mega-hard, but one that is obviously going out of its way to piss you off.

-Ed McGlothlin, preparing to give his lowest review score ever at the GIA to...