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To Outer Space, every one of us! - May 19, 2000 - Chris Jones

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I'd be grossly remiss if I didn't pass this on to you, although I haven't read through it myself, and don't intend to. It's a review of most of a supposed Final Fantasy Movie script on Ain't It Cool News, and Harry's intro says it's littered with spoilers, though not about the ending.

Is it legit? Well, that's the big question, isn't it? I can tell you that what we were able to read before stopping in fear of spoilers matches up with the rumors we've heard so far. I'd give a guarded "yes" at this point, although there's always the possibility that it's an earlier version of the script that got leaked and is now obsolete. Either way, the important thing is that the overall review calls the script excellent. Although the ultimate worth of the movie has yet to be seen, confirming that the script is of a quality to match the stunning visuals we've seen is a great start.

Of course, if anybody wanted to be selfless and noble and read the review all the way through and ruin what could be one of the coolest movies ever made for themselves and sort through what's there and write us back with a non-spoiler summary, that'd be great. (Run-on sentence? Where?) But please don't come crying to me once you do so - I'm sure as heck not holding a gun to anybody's head on this. In fact, I'm recommending that people stay away, but if you absolutely have to, then at least it'll be for a good cause.

Onward.

Finding a second VS opinion is easy. Finding a negative VS opinion is hard.
Yo Chris,

Vagrant Story...wow. I knew to expect something special from the Famitsu score and EGM's review, but now that I've got it, I can't believe it. The cinematic quality is astounding. The way that the camera shifts and all sets such a mood for the story and all.

My feelings on the gameplay...I like it alot. It's fast enough so that no enemies piss you off (like they could in the FF's) and it's fun. That's important. Also, it changes as the game goes on the first few hours, adding more and more detail.

The graphics are just amazing. In the face of the PS2, they still hold up, but as you said, we can only imagine what it could look like if dedicated to PS2 hardware. But hey, let's save that for Vagrant Story 2, no?

Story. Hmm. I like what I'm seeing so far and the way that it's presented. It's much better than FFVII's storytelling, where you really just didn't give a damn the entire time. With VS, you want to know just what the deal with Sydney is and all. The scene where he's revealed to be Ashley's brother surprised the hell out of me.

--The Steve

P.S. Heh heh. No, I'm only about 3 hours into the game. The above comment is completely false...

Steve, you have no idea how close you came to a horrifying death - my finger was just about to push the button to release the killer dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you - when I realized that you were just kidding. Or at least, you better be kidding, or else the killer dogs with bees... well, you know.

And you've managed to inflict pain on me in yet another way - now instead of wishing the FFT team would go ahead and make Tactics 2, I'm torn between wanting them to do Tactics 2 and Vagrant Story 2. Thanks a ton for putting that idea in my head.

Man, if you're going to keep irritating me this way, why do I keep printing your letters? It's a mystery.

Bad puns from down under. And you thought Yahoo Serious was lame.
That the Australians have one advantage over those in the US. When Aussie gaming mags and websites review Vagrant Story, they get to use the most supremely EVIL pun ever conceived by the perverse imaginations of mankind:

"That Ashley sure ain't no sheila."

Too bad I didn't think of such psychological torture in time for the Arch-Nemesis Contest. Oh well, there's always the very un-coveted post of Arch-Nemesis' main sidekick.

<Mild_Spoiler> Also, did you notice the gratis FFtactics reference at the beginning of the intro? A quote by a Mr. A(lazlam) J. Durai? What next, guest appearances by Prof. Daravon? </MS>

--The Irrepressible Terrageist

Nope, Ashley's no sheila. I just wish he didn't demonstrate the fact by wearing pants with big holes over his ass. *shudder* Hmm, maybe Callo gets to wear the pants later in the game...

I did indeed notice the link, and that brings up an interesting possibility to my previous conundrum - if FFT and Vagrant Story are set in the same universe, maybe we can kill two birds with one stone and have a single sequel to both games. But then I'd still have to decide which characteristics made it through: Isometric grids or detailed dungeons? Turn-based squad play or near-realtime single player? Noseless anime soldiers or detailed polygon leather fetishists? Dang it, who could choose between the two?

Square and their evil mind games
Chris,

You know, I was set on predicting that Final Fantasy IX would be delayed in its release in Japan thanks to the scant amount of information and screen shots released for the game up to this date. Screenshots of actual gameplay haven't been shown yet. So imagine my surprise when Square announces that the release date has been pushed UP twelve days to July 7 throwing all my analysis down the tube.

So what gives? Square seems to be intentionally withholding information about the game to increase the amount of hype with the game. Unless Square decides to pack a demo with the upcoming Millenium Collection, there might not even be something playable before its release. This could go either way for Square as the hype could fuel the sales and imagination of the consumers, or cause consumers to be disinterested in a game that most people have little clue about

So I still believe the game itself will still be delayed somehow for its Japanese release. But now the only way for that to come true is to make the Earth spin the opposite direction on its axis...

-DarkCloud

Agreed. I can't figure out what Square's up to with FF9, with marketing or otherwise. Compared to the relatively leisurely development of prior FF's, FF9 seems to have been rushed out the door. FF7 and 8, for good or ill, seemed to be deliberate attempts to push realistic graphics and movie qualities into RPGs, and while that could still be the case for FF9 it doesn't seem to be the main thrust of the game. There's a fairly elaborate ad campaign to sell Coke with game characters, but not much in the way of selling the actual game. And not so much as a non-playable demo disc, less than two months before the game comes out.

If it were anyone else, I'd start to question Sakaguchi and Co. But Square's made so few real missteps in recent years, at least as far as RPGs are concerned, that I just can't bring myself to. I just hope Square doesn't collapse from exhaustion during their attempts to move the gaming world forward.

My harshest critic
Chris,

I don't blame you at all for shorting us on the column in exchange for you playing Vagrant Story. I myself would just end up putting a column that simply read, "No column until I beat Vagrant Story." I actually envy you. I've been waiting for this game since I first heard about it, and my god it's been a loooooooong wait... and I still have to wait cuz I'm flat broke w/ no job and I've gotta find a way to scrounge up some money for it... =( So, if anyone would be nice enough to help and donate to the "Vagrant Story for the poor" foundation, I'd gladly except any and all money/games. ;)

-XD

Actually, everybody's been very cool about the shorter columns. I can only conclude that everybody else (with the exception of the few poor sods mentioned above) is also busy playing VS and doesn't care about the column right now anyway. Thus leaving me as my own worst critic, which is as it should be.

The good news is that there should be a deluge of cheap PSX games both new and used once the PS2 comes out. Chances are you'll be able to play through the entire "Summer of Adventure" and Lunar 2 for half the price the rest of us did. That is, if you can stomach playing PSX games when the rest of us are playing PSO and The Bouncer. Like I said earlier folks, life is hard.

Can I have a letter that doesn't mention Square? Guess not.
Yes, it sounds great and all, except for gamers north of the border who did not preorder. Earlier in the year, the province of Quebec (the only french-majority part of Canada) successfully bullied all console manufacturers into making french instructions mandatory for canadian releases. Because of this, all canadian copies of Vagrant Story are headed back to Square (or Sony) for repackaging, and a release date of the end of the month.

Titles such as "Tron Bonne" have actually required staff of stores such as Electronics Boutique to remove the original shrink wrap, place a single sheet of french instructions into the game package, and repackage the game. I haven't seen this level of controversy since the Super NES was leaked at launch to Vancouver.

The only way to avoid the problem? Pre-order. That keeps it out of range from government hassle.

KZ

Wow. I knew politics in Quebec made life there... interesting, but I had no idea this effected all of Canada. That must certainly suck for the English-speaking majority, or for bi-linguists who don't care about politics. But then, I'm from Texas and I'm not sure our own linguistic policy is all it's cracked up to be.

Out of curiosity, can't you just order straight from an online US site? NAFTA should ensure that the price would be compatible and direct mail would circumvent the whole repackaging thing. That's probably not workable for some reason or another, but at least it's an idea.

"Solid Snake led me into a life of drugs and crime..."
Chris,

While Ian is right in saying there is no direct correlation between Snake lighting one up and Billy Joe Bob stealing his Dad's cigs, what wasn't reflected upon was the idea that there doesn't always have to be a direct correlation. In today's society, if you can pin it to video games, you've pushed the blame off yourself.

As long as one person thinks that Snake's ciggerete use was what made Lil' Bill so hepped up on fatties, then it becomes the video game's fault. It's been said a one-man majority is more powerful than a crowd could ever be. Unfourtantely, this is not what the saying had in mind.

-- Shawn K.

Thankfully, society doesn't yet seem to be as dominated by special interests as you suggest. As a couple of people pointed out at the beginning of this thread, while game ratings are everywhere they don't seem to be an impediment on kids getting their hands on whatever games suit their fancy. The "foggers" are a result of decisions on the Japanese side of things, not put in for American gamers specifically, and indeed most games seem far more constrained by internal editors than the ESRB. It'll probably be a while before we have to start worrying about real external interference as far as games are concerned.

Which would you rather have, Mild Language or Realistic Violence?
Hey Chris,

Have you seen the screenshots of what Bleemcast did to Ridge Racer 4? It looks freakin' awesome. I was wondering, since you're a computer guy and all, how exactly did they accomplish that? Will it be able to do that for all games? If it can, I can't wait to play Vagrant Story on it.

Also, I noticed something about the ratings on the back of the FF7 box. On mine, the only disclaimer is "Realistic Violence." But on my friend's copy, it also has a couple more, I think "Suggestive Themes" and "Mild Language" (I might be wrong on exactly what they are). I'm assuming it's because they were parts of two different shipments (although we both purchased it in the same week, the Christmas after it was released), but you wouldn't think the ESRB would botch it up that bad. Any comments?

Oh, and Ashley Riot is nothing compared to Maximus in Gladiator. God I love that movie.

-Jason, "My bum is on your lips"

I haven't seen or read much on Bleemcast, so I can't give any kind of opinion on how any kind of enhancement is done, or how widespread that enhancement would be. I'd be surprised if a lot of latter generation PSX games showed much improvement tho, because such games would likely take advantage of very specific technical tricks on the console that an emulator might not mimic.

And I seem to remember that the ESRB went through a few different phases before it settled on it's current scheme - it's possible you were just on the edge of the crossover. 

How much would you pay for total ecstasy? Tax included.
Hey Chris

I think some people are making too big of a deal about the PS2's price. Sure it's not 199, it's 299, but so was the PSX, and now you're getting a lot more for the same price. Even if they aren't including a memory card with the PS2, the one you already have will work (and I don't think the PSX lunched with a memort card, at least not here in Canada). People seem to expect way too much now, as if they didn't realize that we are actually facing a -new- console. If someone can spend 450$ at the PS2's lunch, then he probably has a job. The gaming market (at least Sony-wise) is aimed at an older audience now, and it's working fine. A whole lot of adults play games because of Sony, and including a DVD player will raise the chances of 12 years old Timmy to get one since his parents might want to watch DVD movies (and it's not released too far from Christmas).

-Phil

The PSX did not ship with a memory card, as I found to my dismay when I set my brand new console up to play my brand new copy of FF7.  You have a point in that the extra $100 may not make much of a difference for a lot of people, although it could be a hard holiday season ahead for a lot of kids as they try to whine and beg and plead with their parents to get a PS2 for Christmas.

The DVD aspect may also be a harder sale over here than in Japan. A lot of Americans have already bought DVD players, and aren't going to look kindly on a new box making them obsolete. (Myself included.) This wasn't the case in Japan, if I remember correctly.

Obsession, by Chris Jones
(a conversation with Chris)

Me: Hey, Chris. Played any good games lately?

Chris: (zombie voice) Mmmmm...Vagrant Story...

Me: Yeah, cool. Man, this weekend is going to be great! I've got a lot to do. Parties...baseball...golf games...pool party...So, what are you going to do this weekend?

Chris: ...Vagrant Story...

Me: Anything else?

Chris: ...Vagrant Story...

Me: Stop kiddin' around!

Chris: ...Vagrant Story...

Me: Chris!

Chris: ...Vagrant Story...

Me: ARRRGGGGHH!!!

Actually, I didn't write that. I mean, the whole "by Chris Jones" title was a play on Obsession by Calvin Klein, which is a perfume or an aftershave or something, not that I'd be caught dead in anything by Calvin Klein... er. Anyway...

The sad part is, the above isn't too far off from reality. The other day I had lunch with some friends who were just about to head out of town for a few weeks, and I wasted most of the conversation babbling about video games. To those of you eyeing this position for yourself someday, be warned, the job effects you in ways you'd never dream.

Closing Comments:

Strangely enough, I wasn't trying to rush through this column and the length wasn't much better than previous days when I was. But I hope the FF Movie review makes up for it, for those of you crazy enough to read it.

See if AK will talk about something other than Vagrant Story, unlike certain other columnists who shall remain nameless. I'll be back Monday, hopefully with the Arch Nemesis awards. Take it easy.

-Chris Jones, good luck and Godspeed

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