[02.23.02] » by Rip Coyne
Police arrive at the "Fantasy Flowers" subdivision to investigate a
suspicious persons call. Upon arrival police notice a young man in a worn
out purple body suit. Police officer Sgt. Riggs recognizes this man as
Thomas Eugene Berkley, but uses the street name "Cloud" or "Strife". "This
poor guy again." Stated Sgt. Riggs. "Just about every time we get a
suspicious persons or vagrancy call, it'll be this guy." Since technically
no crime has been committed, officers escort Berkley off the subdivision
property. "Apparently he was some big shot in a movie or something"
continues Sgt. Riggs. "But as well received as he was, he never stared in
"I was in Ergiehz!" shouted Berkley before soiling himself and wandering
off. Berkley was later arrested for urinating in public in front of the
"Fantasy Island" tanning salon.
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