Eluria
[08.07.00] » by Michael Collins
I'm a big baddy
I wear a black cape
I summoned a meteor
To whipe out all you apes
(Chorus)
I'm Sephy!
Yeah!
I'm Sephy!
I'm bad!
I'm Sephy!
Yeah!
I'm Sephy!
I'm rad!
I'm a Shin-Ra Soldier
My momma was a freak
Ha ha! I killed Aeris!
Oh well, she was weak
(Chorus)
I've got a long sword
It's called the Masamune
Some people say it's stupid
But it makes the women swoon
My enemy is Cloud
Some say he is a clone
He wants to save the world
But I'll beat him so he moans
(Chorus)
(Repeat Chorus)
My name is Sephiroth
I've got a lot of fics
But the things some writers make me do
Are really really sick
My hair is really weird
Sometimes it looks like brown
Other times it's purpley-white
The programmers must be clowns
(Chorus)
I killed the Midgar Zolom
In a record time
I had the "Throw" rock on
I killed it with a dime
I'm not real good at ryhming
But at least I've got good timing
I kill the hardest monsters
By just using "Miming"
I'm Sephy!
Yeah!
I'm Sephy!
I'm bad!
I'm Sephy!
Yeah!
I'm Sephy!—
Ack!
Cloud!
What the—
OWW!!!
Not that!
You rat!
I'm Sephy!
Yeah!
I'm Sephy!
What's this red?
I'm Sephy!
Yeah!
I'm Sephy!
(I'm dead)
Well, that was really dumb. But I wanted to make a silly thing to go along with all my serious stuff.
Like it? Want to see more stuff like it? Email me at RPGLover548@hotmail.com
Watch out for Prejudice: A Moogle Story, coming soon (hopefully)!
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