This abomination spawned last night when my friend Joe was telling me about his financial difficulties.
I told him that I'd draw him a diagram of how to get more money. Oh, here's the transcript:
Joe: how do you make money off that?
Norm: IT'S THE MONEY MAKING GAME!
Joe: Okay...
Norm: I always get 255 Rupees and then buy the white ring from the guy hiding under the Armos
Knight east of the Western faerie spring.
Joe: Sure Norm.
Norm: Come on, haven't you played Zelda?
Joe: when I was seven.
Norm: You're crazy.
Yeah, anyway, it was late, I was tired. You know.