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For the whole story behind why I have a Pirate Fabio action figure, go here.
And now, the battle you've all been waiting for...
Well, okay, not really.
Sephiroth vs. Pirate Fabio!
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Pirate Fabio: Arrr, I am so sexxy, all the ladies love me. Even this eyepatch does not detract from my good looks... |
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Sephiroth: ...Excuse me? "All" the ladies love you?
Pirate Fabio: Why yes. You think you are sexier than I? Pirates are very sexxy! Not only that, but my hair is long, and my chest is large and hairless! |
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Sephiroth: Have you seen all the web sites dedicated to me, talking about how attractive I am? I plugged "pirate" and "fabio" into Yahoo, and do you know what I got? Three pages pertaining to you, two pages by men named Fabio who'd drawn pictures of pirates, a bunch of warez pages, and a few hundred assorted sites by people named Fabio. I think the fans have spoken.
Pirate Fabio: What? How dare you say I am not the sexiest?! I will punish you with my sword, puny girlie man!
Sephiroth: That's not a sword... |
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Sephiroth: This is a sword.
Pirate Fabio: Ulp!
Sephiroth: Heh heh... always wanted to say that, but Cloud would never have appreciated it. |
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Sephiroth: Your large hairless chest doesn't look that attractive to me, especially with a hole in it.
Pirate Fabio: Urk - Arr...rrr* |
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Sephiroth: Hmm... maybe if his sword wasn't bent out of shape, he'd have had a chance... Nah! And my hair is longer anyways. |
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