||February 21, 1979|
Months ago, tired of the thrills of making webpages, Andrew Kaufmann decided to leave HTML coding for the green pastures of college life.
While Dallas' Southern Methodist University was great fun, Andrew soon felt
that there was something missing.
Searching for his purpose, Kaufmann stopped at a small burger shop for a
quick bite to eat. He was listening to R.E.M. on the old-
fashioned jukebox and enjoying his burger when a trenchcoat-clad man sidled up
next to him. "GIA here," the man said covertly. "We have a mission for you."
Kaufmann listened to the man's speech, then solemnly nodded his head. Undaunted, he walked to the hair salon next door. With the help
of four hair stylists, he emerged with blonde hair - a far cry from his
previous jet-black locks. Kaufmann put on his new sunglasses, ready for his first