****THE PARASITE EVE DRINKING GAME****
by Fritz Fraundorf - fritz@thegia.com

1 DRINK WHENEVER:
- Someone pantomimes picking up a telephone receiver, but leaves the actual
  receiver in place (add another drink if they later "hang up")
- Aya or Daniel drives somewhere by always going in a straight line
- All the poison in Aya's bloodstream vanishes as soon as no monsters are in
  sight
- Maeda gives Aya a completely useless trinket (2 drinks if said trinket can't
  be placed in storage)
- A dying / wounded cop gives Aya an item
- A car is seen moving around in NYC after the city has been evacuated
- The player saves by calling the police station from inside the police station
- Daniel tries to solve a problem with violence
- A mutated wild animal drops medicine and/or clips of ammunition when killed
- Aya forgets that her sister is dead and talks to Maya's ghost
- A new day starts and Aya is wearing the same clothes as she did the previous
  day
- A sudden telephone call is used to introduce a new plot element
- Aya is unable to open a door or cabinet because she isn't facing it at the right
  angle (2 drinks if it takes an especially long time for the player to find the
  correct "hot spot" - use your best judgment as to how long)

2 DRINKS WHENEVER:
- Klamp does something blatantly suspicious
- An assault weapon is found inside a box lying in the middle of a zoo, a
  hospital, or the American Museum of Natural History
- Someone editorializes about gun control (3 drinks if Aya then uses a gun to
  defeat a terrifying, rampaging mutant within the next 10 minutes)
- Mitochondria are described as "organisms"
- Someone from the NYPD breaks into a building or room without a warrant
- Maeda uses his allegedly poor English skills to explain a complicated
  scientific theory
- Carnegie Hall is referred to as "the opera house"
- Someone uses an arbitrary excuse for preventing Maeda from giving his special
  bullets to Aya
- Bullets are removed from one category of gun and placed into another (i.e.,
  from a shotgun to a grenade launcher, etc.)
- Aya accepts a horse-drawn carriage ride from her arch-nemesis

3 DRINKS WHENEVER:
- Aya uses her omniscient knowledge of locks to determine that a key is no longer
  useful
- A nuclear bomb is detonated in New York without harming any of the city
- An NYPD beat cop speaks fluent Japanese
- A climactic battle occurs at the Statue of Liberty
- Aya starts running the wrong direction during a chase scene because the camera
  angle changed
- The NYPD acts with complete disregard to the media (i.e., Daniel punching out
  a reporter, Aya babbling during the press conference, etc.)
- Aya is carrying more than 4 guns and/or pieces of body armor at one time
- Manhattan is calmly evacuated with no protest from any citizens, no looting,
  and no regard as to where the evacuated citizens will go