IJ /kicked My Ass
IJ caught me being an asshole
He saw me ping-flooding his IRCops
He came into #fret with an imposing aura
He came after me and pistol-whipped my bot's behind
IJ /kicked My Ass
IJ /kicked My Ass
IJ /kicked My Ass
IJ /kicked My Ass
IJ beat me to a pulp
He gave me a a yell-down war hell ride
He told me that he was going to AKILL me if I don't quit being an asshole
He gave me five minutes to shut the hell up
IJ /kicked My Ass
IJ /kicked My Ass
IJ /kicked My Ass
IJ /kicked My Ass
At 10:00 PM I kicked IJ with a smarmy message
In retrospect that probably wasn't a good idea
I was /killed but reconnected to IRC
IJ sighted me doing it and canceled the open-op policy
Suddenly I jumped into my Ford Bronco and took off like FFD
IJ /kicked My Ass
IJ /kicked My Ass
IJ /kicked My Ass
IJ /kicked My Ass
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