<AndrewV> he wants FF8 Disc 3
<AndrewV> I guess I'll just pull it out of my magic bag
<AndrewV> and when I say my magic bag, I mean my ass
<BSM> that's a nice euphamism

<Onux> I like this chan
<Onux> it is just like #rpgamer, except you don't talk about hentai and gay sex all day, and I don't hate you =D

* Graeystone jumps in and out of various peoples' underwear like a dolphin through rings at Sea World.

*** Flagg is now known as King_Fagg
*** King_Fagg is now known as King_Flagg
<Joel> HAHAHA!
<King_Flagg> I dub thee... "EarMouse"
* B laughs so hard
<King_Flagg> SHUT UP
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Jeremy
* EarMouse shrugs... you get used to it, B...
*** King_Flagg is now known as Flagg
<B> King_Fagg...
* B laughs even harder
* Joel is still laughing
<Flagg> ...
<B> Me too. ^_^
<B> You'll never live that down, Flagg, I'm sorry.
<EarMouse> After the Mike Tyson reference, King_Hippo would have been good too
<Joel> My stomach hurts... ^^
* B chuckles a little more

<Garnet> since we've seen about ten screenshots
<Garnet> of poor quality
<Garnet> and know the character names
<Garnet> it's obvious that the whole series now sucks
<Sarisa> taken by a corrospondent with a camera in his pants, ne ;)?
* Onsen snickers
<Garnet> Hehehe... I don't think his pictures got developed yet...
<Sarisa> ahh ^^
<Garnet> ...or else he got a surprise when he realized the camera was pointed the wrong way...
<Garnet> ....
* Onsen doesn't want to see THOSE pictures
<Sarisa> heh
<Sarisa> I don't think THOSE would ever get posted, Onsen
<Garnet> <Photo lab worker> Well, let's just take these out and - ....WHAT THE @#*^?!
<Sarisa> ahaha
<Zotan> yeah, it's a good thing he didn't get caught...
<Zotan> <Square Guy> You have ILLEGALLY INSERTED the object CAMERA into the piece of clothing PAIR OF PANTS.
<Garnet> hahhaha

<Onsen> FUSHURURURURU!!!!!!!!!!
<Onsen> I-WILL-CALL-YOUR-HOME-OR-PLACE-OF-BUSINESS!!!!!!
<Onsen> FUSHURURURURU!!!!!!!

<Robert> Tr1xx0rz r 4 k1dz d00d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

<`Silver> HEY
<`Silver> YOU LEAVE LUCKY DAN ALONE
<`Silver> AND HE IS NOT MADE OUT OF HAY, OR MARIJUANA

* Onsen wants to register www.gardenmastern.org
* Steve laughs
<Steve> Good one, Davey. ;)
<Lagomorph> hahah
<Iori> YOU-WILL-JOIN-SeeD!
<Iori> MAKE-SOMETHING-OF-YOURSELF!
<Iori> JOIN-OUR-MAILING-LIST!
<Onsen> FUSHURURURURU!
<Lagomorph> BE-ALL-THAT-YOU-CAN-BE! FUSHURURURURU!
<Onsen> SIGN-MY-GUESTBOOK!
<Lagomorph> hahahha
<Onsen> FUSHURURURURU!

<Lagomorph> Netskape stands on the very brink of that elusive email kompression.
<Lagomorph> Night
<Onsen> Night Steev.

* Agent-O repeats the process untill his ears begin to smoke
<Agent-O> <Ear> It calms my nerves.
<Agent-O> <Other Ear> It makes me look cool.
<Agent-O> <Nose> Shut the hell up.

<B> Spin if you want.
<Jeremy> !spin
* Yuffie-chan spins a bottle on behalf of Jeremy. It points to Fritz!
<Jeremy> Ahhhh no I change my mind, I quit.
<Jeremy> :P
<Steve> Uh... I can certainly go without boy-boy action
<B> Heh. It's easier for the girls.
<B> !spin
* Yuffie-chan spins a bottle on behalf of B. It points to Kap-TNet!
<Lagomorph> ...
<B> Eh...I've had enough girl-girl action for the night.

* Jeremy can see it now, in FF9..
<Jeremy> <Galactus> My hunger cannot be appeased....
<Jeremy> <Quina> ..BROTHER!!!

* Steve doesn't see the point in humans as a species still having pubic hair
<Hawkeye> To catch crabs
<BigBadW4lf> haha
<Lagomorph> I've never understood what the point was to begin with
<Steve> Same reason we have hair on our heads
<BigBadW4lf> I've actually shaved it off once
<Hawkeye> I like my hair
<Orochi_Iori|TNet> Protection? Warmth?
<Steve> To protect from the cold during the winter, and to protect from the sun in the summer
<Lagomorph> ah
<Steve> But now, we've invented a little thing called PANTS
* Lagomorph laughs

<Joe> We don't have fireworks in Canada, so we just all throw colored snowballs in the air at the same time.

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<Hamburgler> HAHE ROBBLE ROBBLE 8P
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*** Iori is now known as HPYER-Iori
*** HPYER-Iori is now known as HYER-Iori
*** HYER-Iori is now known as HYPER-Iori

<B> </b>
<Perrin> You just killed yourself.

<B> Porn site? Give me a job there!
* Flagg hands B a mop

<MoogleCharm> Meat is good. So is porn. And beef. All good stuff.
<MoogleCharm> DOH!!! PORK!!!PORK!!

* T_Phoenix jumps on Onsen's head.
<Onsen> ACK! GET IT OFF!
* Onsen runs around screaming
* T_Phoenix gets off.

<Jeremy> er, hold on a sex

<Jeremy> Stop taht Roric
<Jeremy> If I have to go in and delete one more line like that
<Jeremy> I'll, uh
<Jeremy> Do something.
<Jeremy> Something you won't like.
<Jeremy> Yeah. :P
<Roric> *dramatic chord*

<Iori> Hawkeye would probably wanna see your sister shirtless anyways.
*** Iori has left #fret (*runs*)
<Joe> .....
* Kappa is bored
<Joe> Hmph.
<Hawkeye> true....
<Perrin> Man
<Perrin> So would I/
*** Perrin has left #fret (*runs*)
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<Hawkeye> Caph, does Sailor Bacon make you question your very own sexuality?
<Capheine> not really.
<Capheine> I'm very straight :)
<Capheine> Although I generally tend to do Halloween in drag.
<Capheine> :P
<Perrin> Heh
<Hawkeye> You're as straight as...the Green Wiggly!

<AndrewK> boobs rule
<AndrewK> I want some
* Ellcrys hands AndrewK some estrogen pills
<Ellcrys> Take a few of these, soon you'll have two all to yourself.
<AndrewK> yay!

<Seb> GIA: where everything is a secret except our bitterness. :)

<AndrewV> this apple is gay

<AndrewV> I seem to have killed the conversation
<AndrewV> with my ranting
<Mills> way to go
* Ellcrys slaps the cuffs on AV
<AndrewV> oh baby

<CharlesV> which sucks ASS
<CharlesV> ASS ASS ASS
<CharlesV> they're doing it randomly
<CharlesV> cause they suck ASS
<AndrewK> hehe
<AndrewV> AK I believe CV is trying to communicate something about BUY.COM
<AndrewV> what is it boy? trouble at the old well.com/
<CharlesV> yah
<CharlesV> that they suck ASS
<AndrewV> <CharlesV> ASS! ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
<AndrewV> buy.com ... suck ass? is that it?
<Ellcrys> hahahaha
<AndrewV> <CharlesV> ASS ASS! ASS ASS ASS! ASS!
<AndrewV> let's go!

*** AndrewV changes topic to '<AndrewK> We had no food in the house so we had to go to Jack's... <AndrewV> I got a good feeling! <AndrewK> The burger was a double... <AndrewV> AndrewK opened it with faith! Inside was... <AndrewK> Tomatoes! <AndrewV> This is the way!'

*** AndrewV changes topic to '* AndrewV ... DOES THE DEW! <AndrewV> @_@ <AndrewV> pretty green liquid of life'

<Seb> GIA: If you need to pee, we know why.

<AndrewV> AAAAAAAAH
<AndrewV> AK I just had an old flash
<AndrewV> when suddenly your brain makes you feel about 3 years older in a single thought :(
<Mills> what wa sit
<Ellcrys> hmm, I never get those... except when I feel 30 years older, or maybe 50
<tmb> heheheh
<AndrewV> just something about HS
<Mills> what
<AndrewV> thinking about how cute and innocent they were
<AndrewV> the time I lost my virginity to John Fitzwater behind the stadium

<Kupan> Tragedy struck today when i was finished with CoS for today.
<Ellcrys> he speaks like redundant Timothy in Xenogears who is redundant in Xenogears.

<andrewv> :O vgs.com did a special weekend update with our XXXXXX pics!
<Haruka> uhh
<Haruka> which XXXXXX pics..?
<andrewv> the ones of the XXXXXX and such you wanted to show to Jeremy
<Haruka> What?!
<Haruka> How'd they get them?
<andrewv> ~monkeys always loo-ook~
<andrewv> okay never mind I'm feeling silly
<Haruka> ....
* Haruka bashes AV over the head
<andrewv> ow

<AndrewK> i wanna have sex
<AndrewK> and can't withot u
<AndrewK> doh
* Kupan too.
* Kupan eyes AK suggestively.
<tmb> hehehe
* Ellcrys ponders capturing this for future blackmail use.
* AndrewK shows a little leg
<Kupan> Err..
<Kupan> Get away from me, you sicko!
<Kupan> I
<tmb> LOL Ell...my thoughts exactly

<Ellcrys> hahah, for some reason the second paragraph after the design docs makes me think of an FFT job report
<Fritz> How would the various locations suggest it's not FFT2?
<Ellcrys> This trustworthy source had provided us with information in the past, but these documents were hard to believe. But, that was our very best. As a result, we were able to confirm it!
<Fritz> This's the way!
<Ellcrys> (sorry) ;)
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<Seb> Nice going, Ell.
<Seb> You drove him off with the Daravonese.
<Fritz> This job's a gift from God.
<Seb> Now we'll never get his pants off.
<Ellcrys> hahaha
<Fritz> I got a good feeling!
<Seb> ... I've been doing this column too long...
<Ellcrys> These pics are a gift from God!
<Fritz> Off course!
<Fritz> They're our gift to the children of the 21st century!
<Ellcrys> So that's how we'll fool them.
<Kupan> What the hell? Now I can't find his number, and I'm not kidding.
<Fritz> You damn fool!
<Kupan> :P
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<AndrewV> re I died
<Kupan> re
<Seb> re
<Fritz> Kup: You Fail! Your skill is not enough. See you next time. Bye-Bye!

<Ellcrys> hows this:
<Ellcrys> The first (and spooniest) SNES Final Fantasy, fondly recalled.
<Ellcrys> er maybe I should use remembered
<Ellcrys> so they don't think Square wants their copies back
<AndrewK> sounds good to me
<AndrewK> LOL
<AndrewK> good plan ;)
<Ellcrys> okay, done
<Ellcrys> with index
<Ellcrys> now vault.html
<AndrewK> "Faulty seatbelts on all US Final Fantasy IIs has lead Square to recall 200,000 copies of the popular RPG."

<Seb> We gotta change the site! All-Sports Site! ASS, all the way!

*** Kupan changes topic to '<AndrewK> sex <AndrewK> sex <AndrewK> sex?'
<Leonidas> ... ?
<AndrewK> sex!

<Ellcrys> here's the best one I've found so far
<Ellcrys> http://www.barrysclipart.com/easter/easter-basket.gif
<AndrewV> Ell is that easter porn
<AndrewK> AV gets aroused
<CharlesV> whoo
<AndrewK> he loves bunnies and porn
<CharlesV> check the wicker on THAT ONE
<CharlesV> :D
<Ellcrys> yes, it has chocolate bunnies getting it on with Peeps

* Seb is semi-here - writing email to Larissa - message logged.
<AndrewV> Larissa isn't real, man
<AndrewV> she and Kelvin are just MASCOTS
<AndrewV> find another woman
<Seb> ...
<AndrewV> O:)
<AndrewV> is Larissa the one with the marriage proposal
* Seb slaps V with a nearby Belgium.

<Seb> GIA: the REAL rumble pack...

<Seb> This is like kicking a dead, leprosy-stricken puppy.

<Seb> "RPGamer: When news breaks, we're playing Pokemon >:D"

<AndrewV> it was just the little lilting anime opening I was bitching about
<AndrewV> you know
<Seb> I misinterpreted.
<AndrewV> ~open your heart / fulfill your dreams / become a Dragonmaster / diarhea!"
<AndrewV> or whatever

<Lefty> I'm afraid of getting my teeth pulled tomorrow ;_;
<CharlesV> don't worry
<CharlesV> you'll resist tho, and the doctor will say it wa slike pulling teeth
<CharlesV> out of his ass.
<CharlesV> because he has assteeth
<CharlesV> in his ass

<Fritz> I LOVE MY INTERNET CONNECTION
* Fritz counts the 6 weeks remaining until he gets a cable modem ;)
<Kupan> I LOVE YOU, FRITZ!
<Kupan> Err, um...
* Kupan narrows his eyes and goes back to his story.

* Lefty goes insane
* Ellcrys goes sane
* AndrewK goes handsomer than ever

<AndrewV> Kup, you're drunk
<Kupan> I am not.
<Kupan> I'm very proud of the fact that I'm typing prpoerly.
<Kupan> ARGH>
<Kupan> PROPERLY.
<Ellcrys> .....

<AndrewK> HEY GUYZ
<AndrewK> AV will soon be a bass master
<AndrewK> he'll be adding a "b" to his current title
<AndrewV> to complement AK, the ass master
<AndrewV> oh, you beat me to it
<AndrewV> I guess that's cause you have more practice beating it

<AndrewV> I'll get these two movies up
<Fritz> I'll do the HTML
<Kupan> And I'll form the head!

<AndrewV> when you put up a review, does the preview just die or what
<Kupan> Yeah.
<Fritz> yeah
<Fritz> yeah
<Fritz> yeah
<AndrewK> GODDAMLAKJSDFASDJFASDFLKAJDSFLAKJSDFLAKJDFWPE9FD8IA-0WEF9
* Fritz wins
<AndrewV> I saw three Fritzes in a row
<Kupan> I saw three Fritzes in a row, too.
<Fritz> <Fritz> yeah
<Fritz> <Kupan> Yeah.
<Fritz> <Fritz> yeah
<Fritz> <Fritz> yeah
<Fritz> that's what I saw
<Kupan> Yeah, but you don't count, nor do I.
<AndrewK> Kup wins
<Fritz> how could you see three Fritzes in a row?
<Fritz> that would mean you saw what I was typing faster than I did
<Fritz> which doesn't make any sense
<Kupan> Because you're lagged?
<Kupan> No.
<Ellcrys> I saw three Fritzes in a row too
<Fritz> :(
<AndrewV> it's a Fritztrio
<Fritz> lol
<Ellcrys> Fritzlett fritz, fritzlett fritz, trio trio trio!

*** Joins: Pearl (Yuffie@13.los-angeles-03-04rs.ca.dial-access.att.net)
<Pearl> ... ...? Where am I..?
<BigBadW4lf> in hell
<Sabacc> ^______^
* Hawkeye has sex with Pearl
* Pearl yawns and walks away.
<Sabacc> OHHHHHHHH!!!!!
<BigBadW4lf> o______O
<Sabacc> GOOD ONE PEARL!

<Chronodin> Rpgamer is Latin for "We hate color"

<Chu-Chu> no one likes you either, edea
<Edea> ahh
<Edea> Chu-Chu: I know, thats the idea :)
<Lakitu> and in the eyes of many, he's an asshole.
<Clara> Definitely not.
*** Chu-Chu was kicked by Chu-Chu (so fuck off)
<Kappa> ...
*** Chu-Chu (chuchu@c837537-a.crvlls1.or.home.com) has joined #fret

<Clara> ...
<Perrin> I wonder if he meant to do that
<Kappa> Um... okay...
<Chu-Chu> ...I did NOT mean to do that

*** Joins: Sabacc
* Lagomorph dreads trying to catch Zipper and hold him down again :(
<Sabacc> ?!
<Sabacc> If I didn't know that was the name of a rabbit, I would be disturbed.

<Joe> Oooh, lets play truth or dare!
<Sabacc> Let's not, but pretend we did!
<Steve> Okay, sure.
<Joe> Okay...now...Actually, I've never even played truth or dare before... :P
<Joe> I saw a horror movie with the name though. The guy ended up ripping his eyes out.
<Hawkeye> ...
<Joe> We could do that, I guess...
<Sabacc> You first.
<Joe> I dare Hawk to rip his eyes out! :D
<Sabacc> Then you can watch me do it.

* T_Phoenix shakes his head and wonders what he's doing again
<Hawkeye> You're shaking your head
% <shiftless> anyone know someone selling CC that offers COD?!
<Sab|Tnet> The fish?
<Sab|Tnet> O_o
<shiftless> no you idiot, cash on delivery :)

<Perrin> I... don't get it..
<Perrin> I've seen Ranma, but..
<Sotek> He turned into a disconnection. :p
<Perrin> Oh ;P
<Iori> <Jusenkyo_Guide> Oh! That unfortunate man fall into Spring of Drowned Modem!

<Duneman_x> how do I leave a message?
<Duneman_x> when I leave?
<Sabacc> I assume Nesticle is working
<Detrafilia> ./quit [message]
*** Quits: Omoikaneko (shaun@cm-208-138-73-2.gulfbreeze.mediacom.ispchannel.com) ([message])

* Lagomorph FINALLY gets male

<Lagomorph> I like meat! It's comfy and easy to wear!

<SilverEclipse> I AM WOMAN... MAKE BABY.
<SelphieBot> Ewww, get away from me, you sicko >_<! Hentai!!!

<`Reeve> Okay, I really gotta pay more attention. All of a sudden we're talking about Chikko and bras.

*** Joe sets mode: +ooo Lucia Fawkes Haruka
<Haruka> ...
<Haruka> "Lucia Fawkes Haruka"

<wd40> the monkey was hot
<wd40> ERRRR
<wd40> the mermaid was hot

<Crimsonmonkey> FRITZ = COOL DUDE
<Crimsonmonkey> COOL DUD
<wd40> CRIMSONMONKEY = COOL DUDE
<Hawkeye> FRITZ = MY MOM
<wd40> HAWKEYE = MY SON
<wd40> HAWKEYE YOU'RE UP PAST YOUR BEDTIME AGAIN
<Hawkeye> OH DANG
*** wd40 is now known as HawkeyesMom
<Hawkeye> MOM, WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?

<Hawkeye> Don't type /con/con
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[time passes]
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o MewTMN
<MewTMN> You suck Hawkeye
<MewTMN> What the hell did that /con/con thing do?
<Hawkeye> MewTMN, I strictly remember saying DON'T type /con/con
<MewTMN> Yes, but I'm curious

* Hawkeye 's dream party is Hawk, Lise and Kev ;p
* Emustone 's dream party is Duran, Lise, and Angela.
* Powerlord 's dream party is Powerlord, Angela, Condom
<Powerlord> err... ;P <DoshinTheGiant> TSTCAY makes me wish I was a Chu-Chu dancing through a field of flowers

<Tenese> Im getting a cock
<Tenese> The game comes out Aug 16
<Tenese> Ooh yeah
<Sotek> ...
* Tenese drools
<DarkMoogle> Um, you might wanna put an "L" in there
<Tenese> clock
<Tenese> LMFAO
<Tenese> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* Tenese falls over laughing
* Tenese iz embarrassed ~.~

<Kappa> Everyone should stop with the rocking and sucking.

<Kappa> That 4 year old fish was HOT.

* Jack shouts "TERRIBLE VISE OF DESTRUCTION!" and squeezes Flagg's
headuntil it explodes into a meaty sprinkling
* Iori returns from glancing over some FAQs and notices he doesn't have a head anymore

<Jack> I want to become a 5 turntable DJ.
<Jack> One for each hand and foot, and one for my ass.

<Hawkeye> Well... WA2 had sex in it
<Hawkeye> lots of sex
<DoshinTheGiant> incest
<Kappa> ...
<Tenese> it did?
<Tenese> LMAO
<Hawkeye> incestial sex too
<Tenese> incest eh
<Tenese> where
<Tenese> lol
<Kappa> o_O
<Joe> You just got half the people here wishing they played WA2, Hawk.
<Hawkeye> Including yourself?

<Jack> It'd be cool to have a taser.
<Jack> I'd never stop playing it.
<Jack> I'd probably keep paralyzing myself.
<Jack> "Mom, he's drooling on the floor and not moving again!" "Take the taser away from him, would you?"

<Hawkeye> Damn I hate horny 12 year-olds :P

<Jack> I want to work for Fox and come up with crazy shows.
<Jack> Like "When Farm Equipment Attacks the Elderly"

<Hawkeye> Don't even bother playing Beyond the Beyond
<Kappa> Ew, Beyond the Beyond? o_O
<Tenese> ughhhhh
<Hawkeye> Nobady gave BtB more of a chance than me
<Tenese> BEYOND THE BeYAWN

<Jack> There was some star baseball game here locally many years ago.. I was dumb enough to get dragged along. Michael Bolton and Regis, among others, faced off. Wow. It's the battle of the people whom I hate more than life itself.
<Jack> I've never said "I want to go home" more times than that.
<Jack> Even when I was in the hospital getting 8 stitches in my head from a shovel wound.

*** Chu-Chu is now known as Kelvena
<Kelvena> <-- hot
*** Tenese is now known as Seraphita
<Kelvena> GO VOLTRON TEAM!!
<Lakupo> Yeah, there was the Elements group...
<Hawkeye> Kelvena will give the head!

<Kappa> I don't know why the heck I'm up at 5AM talking about chikko-ing.

<Crimsonmonkey> For this afternoon's show, we'll drown two schoolchildren.

* HelloKittyVibrator grins evilly
* HelloKittyVibrator takes a flying leap and lands in Kappa's... pocket
* Yuffie rummages around in her pockets, then sighs.
<Lakupo> !! <EllcrysVanHouten> LOL
<Iori> Yuffie!? O_O
<Lakupo> LOL!
<EllcrysVanHouten> Missing something, Yuffie?
<Kappa> Hahaha...
<Lakupo> That's just hilarious!
* Iori falls over

<Roric> Charmander was my first pokémon.
<Ellcrys> heh, same here
* Roric likes all the fire pokémon
<Roric> Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard, Growlithe, Arcanine, Ponyta, Rapidash, Moltres, Magmar
<RedXIV> Well, I don't like Pokémon, but fire roxxors.

* Graeystone jumps in and out of various peoples' underwear like a dolphin through rings at Sea World.

<Joel> Uh... bots are annoying. :P
<SephyBot> Was it annoying? I will show you how!

*** Eiffel-_-65 (memyselfi@ppp102.intplsrv.net) has joined #fret
<Jeremy> Hey
<Eiffel-_-65> omg
*** Eiffel-_-65 (memyselfi@ppp102.intplsrv.net) has left #fret

<Steve> Ich bin ein Berlinermon!

* Onsen hotwires Kaioh-sama's car and makes a break for it
<Onsen> Hey..that tree looks familiar.
<Onsen> So does that house..
* Onsen drives past again
<Onsen> Odd.

<Robert> Tr1xx0rz r 4 k1dz d00d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

<Jakal> rpgamer boards are slow as hell... hmm... maybe connected...
<``> It's screwy with me too.
<``> Tidwell is using the server's energy to use voodoo economics.

<`Silver> HEY
<`Silver> YOU LEAVE LUCKY DAN ALONE
<`Silver> AND HE IS NOT MADE OUT OF HAY, OR MARIJUANA

* Onsen wants to register www.gardenmastern.org
* Steve laughs
<Steve> Good one, Davey. ;)
<Lagomorph> hahah
<Iori> YOU-WILL-JOIN-SeeD!
<Iori> MAKE-SOMETHING-OF-YOURSELF!
<Iori> JOIN-OUR-MAILING-LIST!
<Onsen> FUSHURURURURU!
<Lagomorph> BE-ALL-THAT-YOU-CAN-BE! FUSHURURURURU!
<Onsen> SIGN-MY-GUESTBOOK!
<Lagomorph> hahahha
<Onsen> FUSHURURURURU!

<Perrin> Which system does it be on foo'?
<B> That was a weird mix of Illianer and Mr. T.

<Jakal> Caph, the final boss is the Taco bell dog. <Jakal> Yo Quiero World Domination!

<Lagomorph> Netskape stands on the very brink of that elusive email kompression.
<Lagomorph> Night
<Onsen> Night Steev.
*** Steve has quit IRC (Kurse you, Netskape!!)

<Sabacc> Now listen to my story bout a man named Onsen
<Kor> LoL
<Sabacc> What rhymes with Onsen?
<Kor> bossman
<Kor> i dunno
<Sabacc> He went after Castro like a big bossman
<Sabacc> And then one day he was shootin at some food
<Sabacc> And up fromthe ground came a bubling.....porn.
<Sabacc> And then Onsen took it and ran. The End.
<Onsen> Bubbling porn...
<Sabacc> Yes.
<Onsen> Sounds..bubbly.
<Sabacc> Someone hid it in a boiling pot underground.
<Sabacc> QUit bubbly.
<Sabacc> Quite

* Agent-O repeats the process untill his ears begin to smoke
<Agent-O> <Ear> It calms my nerves.
<Agent-O> <Other Ear> It makes me look cool.
<Agent-O> <Nose> Shut the hell up.

<Detrafilia> Im such a whore when im dead ;)

* Chu-Chu is a member of the Yachuza
<Chu-Chu> we're the Chu-Chu mafia ^^;;;;

<Beej> I made the BEST poem right now. Listen.
<Beej> They say that haikus
<Beej> Are not influenced by booze
<Beej> But indeed they are.
<Beej> ...
<Beej> Because they are far
<``-> you never know how Literature teachers interpret things.
<Beej> Worse than limericks, dude.

* Kappa stares at pics of the VIVI plushie
* Kappa WANTS THE SEXY DWARVE. ;_;

* Jeremy can see it now, in FF9..
<Jeremy> <Galactus> My hunger cannot be appeased....
<Jeremy> <Quina> ..BROTHER!!!

<BigBadW4lf> Why do they call them "dollars?" Why not call them Dollada...or Canadollar

<Duneman_x> A pic of megaman stuff.
<Duneman_x> you want mew?
<MewTMN> Nah
<Duneman_x> ok.
<Duneman_x> why nobody want?
<Duneman_x> man, I love the way bone man looks.
<Khent> Super. Now pull up your pants.

* MdrcSleep needs to start speaking enclish again

<Link65> The FFPSXBorad scares me...
<EvilYoshi> Is it as bad as the FFOnline boards?
<Dark_Eternal> heh
<Dark_Eternal> FEAR THE PSXBOARD!!!
<Dark_Eternal> :)
<Link65> At least the PSX board fears Marle...
<Dark_Eternal> we have a scary humor :P
<Dark_Eternal> Marle? from CT? I like her
<Link65> Trust me, the PSX board has a violent reaction to her.
<Link65> Watch.
<MewTMN> Go post a message there that says "I like Marle"
<Dark_Eternal> she's my fav CT character kind of
<MewTMN> And see what happens
<Lakitu> har har
<Dark_Eternal> I will
[...later...]
<Dark_Eternal> Why didnt you guys tell me theres was an actuall Marle on there :P Now she thinks I like her, she seems nice though
* Lagomorph laughs
<Dark_Eternal> heh, I just posted her a explination, thanks alot :P

<Astrologer> Pisces, play C:\Nge\Angel Attack 3.mp3
* Pisces runs around the room naked

* BigBadW4lf laughs
<BigBadW4lf> this is the happiest place on earth :p
<Hawkeye> It is?
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<MarvinBot> *sigh* I'm so depressed...

<Hawkeye> Does anyone scream Onsen's name at night or is that just me?

<BigB3> This channel is on some type of drug
<BigB3> Like aspirin or somthing

<Alex-[FamilyGuy]> <ChanServ> Mission accomplished, Satan!

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<Lakupo> Shorts.
<Lagomorph> The final frontier.
<Hawkeye> There's nothing hotter than water on water pr0n
<Steve> To explore strange new legs... to seek out new thighs and new civilizations... to boldly go where no pants have gone before..
* Lagomorph snickers

<Lufia> [23:37] * IJ looks at BigB3's crack. THen shoves a stick of dynamite up it.
<Lufia> [23:37] <IJ> *lights, then runs away*
<Steve> Cut-Offs: The Next Generation

<Kappa> I think I'll go back to my stalking of people at school...
<AndrewV> the great chain of stalking
<Beej> Powerlord: The only remotes are on join, on kick, on ban, on mode, on deop, on connect, ctcp version, on filercvd, on text (for a trigger)
<Powerlord> I'm stalking Andrea, but she doesn't know it.
<Powerlord> I go to Voyager.net's central offices every afternoon looking for her account info
<Kappa> Hm, I didn't notice that Andrea was in here.
<Beej> ...
<Kappa> Everyone stalks Andrea. :>
<Powerlord> Well, I actually happen to live < 50 miles away from her. >:P
<Mat> who is Andrea?
<Kappa> Lago.
<Mat> oh! ^^
<Kappa> Man, I'm starting to use more and more of those Tidwell smilies...
<Powerlord> The central offices for her ISP (voyager.net) are in East Lansing, MI... on Hagadorn Road... that's like maybe 4 miles from here.
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* Kappa stalks Powerlord
* Kappa stalks AV

<Haruka> there were these two other songs that came out about the same time with the words "the world is a [fill in the blank]"
<Tenese|Zero> Hehehe.
<Haruka> so we were like "Wait, now I'm confused... is the world a fist, a vampire, or a sick machine?"
<Steve> It's a boxing cyborg vampire with syphillis.

<Chu-Chu> I wish AIBOs were anatomically correct :(

<Iori> What did they put in #fret's drinking water....
* Franz went swimming in it :>
<Jay> GI Joe videotapes. :D
<Iori> >_<
<Iori> You guys are eeevil :D
<Onsen> WOOT WOOT
<Franz> And you know we dolphins are very sexual creatures
* Kappa looks up from the water fountain and lets water squirt at her face :o
<Chu-Chu> dolphins actually do have sex for fun
<Chu-Chu> (with each other)

<Iori> !draw
* SelphieBot draws Sleep x 6 from Sleep

* Shastao remembers when his hair was fire red.
<Shastao> natural, too O_o
<Shastao> i'mma American-raised Scot :)
<Shastao> or so I say :p
<Shastao> my ancestors are from there.
<Atma_W> My ancestors are Irish, so my hair used to be made out of beer.

* Atma-Zombie goes off to star in the Resident Evil movie
<Hawkeye> I'd like to see that movie
*** Atma-Zombie is now known as Atma-Hollywood-Zombie
<Spunior> Sig, and don't we forget that he was fascinated by myths and believed in 'fate' and so on.
<Atma-Hollywood-Zombie> BABE. DO LUNCH. BRAINS!

* Onsen leaves before he starts talking again -_-
*** Onsen has quit IRC (- . . - Zzz..)
<Hawkeye> There aren't enough good women like Onsen...
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Onsen
<Perrin> ...
<Onsen> ....
<Joe> Oh, that Onsen! *Audience laughter*
<Hawkeye> ONSEN!
<Perrin> YAY!
<Onsen> Forgot my hat.

<Onsen> I need to download The Pervert...
<Chu-Chu> I'm right here, Onsen :>

<Atma_W> Bob Denver is sex on a stick.
<`Reeve> Mary Ann sure seems to think so
<Atma_W> I'd like to be marooned with his little buddy.
<`Reeve> And I think that Professor has the hots for him too
<`Reeve> "Gilligan, I've created a movie reel with gay porn... out of coconuts!" "How did you make that out of coconuts?" "I make EVERYTHING out of coconuts!"
<DejVegeta> except a boat

<Onsen> Dammit...I hate anime.

<Capheine> Hey, I can solve this problem!
* Capheine blows up the universe
<Capheine> There.
* Capheine wins the Nobel Peace Prize
<Capheine> (p.s., I got the idea to blow up the universe from playing FF7)
* Lagomorph renames Capheine "Milliardo PeaceCaph
<Lagomorph> "

<Perrin> Are you willing to sleep with cool dudes, Selphie?
<Perrin> :B
<Selphie> Well, Irvy-poo is, but not me... ;)

* Lagomorph glances at her MP3 download and sees that it's at 69%
<Lagomorph> I'm sure some people would find that hilarious
<B> not really.
*** Matt||Homework is now known as Freelancer
<Lagomorph> but d00dz! I sed 69! haw haw haw
<Hawkeye> hehehehhehehehe
<Hawkeye> your gay, F@g0m0rph!!!!111111

<VogonPoet> The Digimon song is worse than my poetry. :)

<Dark_Eternal> The cut episode where the Magic School bus travels through the Penis and Vagina
<Haruka> .....
* Haruka thinks of the beginning of Look Who's Talking
<Dark_Eternal> lol
* ForeverZero was actually thinking of the exact same thing.
<Sotek> O_O
<FarAway> hawk will bang anyone
<Haruka> you know... it would be cool if Otto guest starred on Magic School Bus
<Onsen> "WHOA DUDES! We're in somebody's wang!"
* Haruka cackles
<Onsen> "Gnarly!"

<Rob_S> Well, I'm not much of a guy.

<Rob_S> <Heero> Wing Zero is telling me you're hot. Is Epyon telling you the same thing about me?

<Reverse_Sigma> I actually tried roasted marshmallows recently
<Reverse_Sigma> and I'd just like to say
<Reverse_Sigma> wtf is the point?
<Reverse_Sigma> it just dissapears on the end of the stick
<Beej> um
<Lagomorph> ...not if you cook them RIGHT
<Beej> no :P
<Dark_Eternal> You have to blow the fire out :P
<Lagomorph> you hold them ABOVE the fire, not IN the fire
<Reverse_Sigma> is there an art to it?
<Dark_Eternal> LOL
<Reverse_Sigma> heheheh
<Lagomorph> and they slowly turn golden-brown
<Lagomorph> and puff up a bit
<Beej> yes, actually there is an art
<Beej> yeah
<Beej> i like the burnt ones though, too
<Lagomorph> I don't... burnt sugar. Yech.
<Reverse_Sigma> Marshmallowjutsu

<Dark_Eternal> *Wufei sees an ant on the ground* "I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT YOU, YOU COWARD!!!"

<Rob_S> <Lady Unne> Can I shoot him, sir? <Treize> Anything, as long as you get him to shut up. <Septum> TREIZE, DO YOU HAVE PIE ON THIS VESSEL? <Treize> *sighs* <Lady Unne> *cocks her gun*

* Min wonders where Rob went :(
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<Min> THERE you are.
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<Hyper_Eye> speaking of the devil
<Min> I'm starting to think there's some kind of server issues. :P
<Rob_S> I got disconnected. :(
<Rob_S> I think it was witchcraft.
<Rob_S> Or a hex.
<Rob_S> Or the spirits.
<Min> itz d4 bl4r w1ch, d00d
* Hobbes puts a PILE OF STICKS near Rob's computer
* Min gasps in terror
<Hyper_Eye> i wonder if blair witch 2 is gonna be an actual film...
<Min> it seems to have actual effects and stuff, in the trailer
<Min> not that I saw the first one
<Hyper_Eye> the first one sucks
<Min> or care to
<Hyper_Eye> i saw the Bare Wench Project...
<Hyper_Eye> it sucked
<Hobbes> ....the next day, Rob couldn't find his mouse. After serveral days of terrified searching, he wakes up to find a bundle of sticks, rocks.....and the TRACKBALL!
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<Hyper_Eye> all it was was tits runnin all over the place
<Rob_S> Oh yes, the spirits. They've always had it in for me. >:(
* Rob_S looks around the room suspiciously
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<Hawkeye> Hardcore astronomy? Is that where you search for porn stars..?

<Hawkeye> Somebody tell me why I'm so attracted to Onsen
<Rob_S> Because he is the forbidden fruit.
<ForeverZero> ...........
<Onsen> Yoor amking me carsy!
<freon> Cause he is dead sexy.
<Hawkeye> Oh
<Hobbes> Pure lust, Hawk
<Rob_S> And I mean fruit in every possible way.

<faris> but eh, I'm sick of my body
<Rob_S> Honestly, breast size doesn't really matter to me.
<Lagomorph> ...good thing, Rob ;)
<faris> I have back pains I wouldn't have if I were smaller
<Rob_S> :P
<Onsen> I'm sick of my body, too. I want to feel someone else's for a change :D

<Hawkeye> I never had mono before, don't spoil the symptoms for me!

* SilverEclipse hugs Caph
* Capheine ....hugs... back.... i guess.

<CaphActuallyWorking> b4 b4 b4 b4 b4, b4 b4 b4 b4 b4, th4 j0y 0f h4xX0r!!!!!!!!!!!11111

<Onsen> Do you want Irvine's hot cowboy ass, Selphie?
<Selphie> Well, Irvy-poo does, but not me... ;)

<Hawkeye> Humans are idiots, welcome to reality.
<Onsen> ,/me am not an idiot!

<Valeth> aight, I pay you to make me costumes :p
<Valeth> no if ands or butz
<Valeth> buts

* Hawkeye listens to The Spy and imagines Selphie and Quistis in a porno....
* Selphie looks around the rooom and raises a finger to her lips >>
<Selphie> shhh
<Selphie> tactical espionage action ^______^

<Joe> I'm gonna go pull my eyes out.
<Joe> Contacts, I mean. Blah...stupid brain.

<Ajora> all I can do is kill people :)

<Darrek> !attack being single
* Gadget-II euthanizes being single with Joe's cock

<Chu-Chu> !attack the Baha Men
* Gadget-II beats, stabs, murders, burns, poisons and generally hurts the Baha Men with a gun, then asks them "Are you on dope."

<FarAway> uke is the sub
<FarAway> seme is the dom
<Hawkeye> *basking in afterglow* <Claude> What are you thinking about? <Ashton> BARREL barrel BARREL barrel BARREL barrel BARREL barrel BARREL barrel.

* {_|`]^\ wonders if Harvest Moon could beat up Sailor Moon ;P

* Lakupo thinks people should call the RPGamer Dragon "Fap" (kinda like Puff reversed) XP
<Cube> the dragon's name is V'Lanna
<Onsen`Eh> ffuP
<Lakupo> o/` Fap, the magic logo-humping dragon, lived by the sea, and when Tidwell came, and... *cough*
* Lakupo whistles innocently
* Krile snickers
<Krile> that gives new meaning to "frolicked in the autumn... myst"

<Hobbes> Hmmm...what you Rob want you do do with it?

<Chu-Chu|XGMode> i'm glad to see that these chests in this 10,000-year-old dungeon haven't rusted shut or anything
<Perrin> Man, xg rocks.. ;_;
<Perrin> Don't talk about it! I will want to lay it :(
<Perrin> er, play it too

* Lagomorph sighs... someone's having a field day making up fake URLs, between the Gore hijacking a truck, and Eminem getting killed, and now this
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<Drak> LOL
* Lagomorph shrugs and goes off to thaw out her fingers... and read WoT stuff
<Drak> Gore hijaking a truck? i wanna see =P
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<Spunior> Andrea, they legalized Marijuana after Eminem was killed in an car accident. ;)
<Lagomorph> the URL was already taken down :P
* Lagomorph snickers
<Drak> damnit
*** Lunar_hiding is now known as Lunarbeam
<Drak> ;)
<Lagomorph> yeah... and the car accident was because Gore rammed him with the truck full of ballots
<Lunarbeam> i saw that...
<Spunior> exactly!

<Ral> I hate too sound spammy but...
<Ral> Everyone go here:

<Chu-Chu> fuck you google i don't care about iguana proteins

<Crimsonmonkey> humans are a virus with shoes.

<Chu-Chu> A WINNER IS QU

<Chu-Chu> HALF-CANADIAN.... HALF-HUMAN... *JOEL* IS *JOEL* IN *THE ADVENTURES OF JOEL*

* Deus_Chocobo is made up of all Chocobos :P
<Chu-Chu> :o it's the Sufal Chocobo

<Teenage_Debu_Ninja_Chocobo> Freya x Shredder!
<Teenage_Debu_Ninja_Chocobo> Splinter x Flatley!

* Hecubus EXISTS ONLY TO LISTEN TO South Park - Merry F**king Christmas
* Hecubus EXISTS ONLY TO LISTEN TO Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn
* Mandoric EXISTS ONLY TO LISTEN TO Hecubus's Mom - Moans of Pleasure
* Elmina EXIST ONLY TO WATCH stupid people's scripts - telling me what they're listening to

<Titania> i wish it was a Meat Day
<Goten> meat day?
<Titania> Monday we get bacon, wednesday sausage, and friday is ham
<Mullenkamp> yeah... you know, the day that comes after Dairy Day.
<Titania> =P
<ForeverZero> and before Fruit Day
* ForeverZero which is probably every day for #fret.... but anyway)

<Elmina> o/` God in the morning, God in the evening, God at suppertime, when God is on a bagel, you can have Go-od anytime! o/`
<DasIstEinDiarrhea> ...........................If God can fit on a bagel, then I'm suddenly really disenfranchised with religion as a whole. :P
<Mullenkamp> well, if angels can dance on the head of a pin, I bet God could do a pretty mean polka on a bagel.

* Algus has an idea.
* Algus drafts a poem for the NBC contest.
<Algus> Oh Andrea, your sex drive is nonexistent
<Algus> And, as far as dating me, you are resistant,
<Algus> But I hope that this poem will change your mind--
<Algus> Oh, won't you be my valentine?

* BlackWaltz_Bran learned today that Donatello was gay.
<Onsen> O_o
<Mullenkamp> nah, it was all about Raph and Casey Jones
<Hawkeye> Donatello? Or his VA?
*** Chu-Chu changes topic to 'Welcome to #tmnt-yaoi | Wanna learn how to dance without pants? Join #footloose!! || White text shows up quite clearly in the top of the window, Ben.'
<BlackWaltz_Bran> The artist.
<BlackWaltz_Bran> Just look at his sculpture of David. He's flaming.
<Hawkeye> I thought Michaelangelo did that
<BlackWaltz_Bran> No, Donatello's was gayer.
<BlackWaltz_Bran> They both did David.
<BlackWaltz_Bran> That came out so wrong.

<Spoony-chan> Yes, lets make fun of Spoony
<Katsuhito> And oh my GAWD that pillow is the most COMFORTABLE pillow EVER.
<Spoony-chan> BUT I GOT A PS2 OUTTA THAT
<Spoony-chan> SO KISS MY PANTIES
<Mullenkamp> heheh
* Spoony-chan snaps and laughs manically
<Katsuhito> So soft and warm, and the material is slightly fuzzy..
<Mullenkamp> O_o
<Katsuhito> And a little stretchy..
<Spoony-chan> ...
<Mullenkamp> <Spoony-chan> SO KISS MY PANTIES <Katsuhito> So soft and warm, and the material is slightly fuzzy..
<Katsuhito> And a little stretchy..

<Pikala> back
<Chu-Chu> jackieorama
<ForeverZero> Jackirama
<Pikala> fritzadelic
*** Titania|CC is now known as Titania
<Chu-Chu> titanorama
<Titania> Fritzkins!
<ForeverZero> Titadelic.
<Titania> Lizzywizzy :D
<Chu-Chu> renorama
<Reno-> Fritzodoodle
<Perrin> chef boyareno
<Titania> Chu-Chubacca
<Chu-Chu> lol
<Reno-> Madam Perrineux
<Mullenkamp> Rice-a-Reno, the Sector Seven treat! *ding ding*

<Joe> Of course she's wornfg. But I tolds her that. Some pekple like Pik don't like being awonr.g.
<Iori> Good advertising for #fret's famous Crack Pies-- <Joe> I' can't beleiive I ate the holle thfnig

<Spoony-chan> VS yaoi could have som many good lines
<Spoony-chan> Ashley: The reinforcements? They're in my pants.

* Lakupo half-expects' Billy's pheasant dinner to walk up and join the army of Lea Monde >:)

<`Reeve> <Doctor> Does it burn when you pee? <Ifrit> It burns when I do anything...

<`Reeve> <Shiva> My water broke! <Ifrit> We have to get you to the hospital, honey! <Shiva> No no, my water broke. That's it. Now mop up our daughter

<Murqhy> You people all have good music suck in your brain... and what do I have stuck in _my_ brain?
<Murqhy> Teeth!

<Daecrist> "Britney Spears, your plastic pal that's fun to be with! Brought to you by Sirius Cybernetics Corp. Share and enjoy!"

<Elmina> !attack MegaZeroX because he's a pervert and he jacks off
* Drakara paddles the MTV logo onto the rear end of MegaZeroX because he's a pervert and he jacks off with Elmina

<Irenes> I wanna have leprosy! It looks -so cool-! Detachable fingerz, d00d! r0xx0rz!

<MegaZeroX> lol, this one dude tried to sell a "Metallica Rare Demo CD No Life Til Leather" on eBay. Description said "Now's your chance to own a copy of this rare CD" and it turned out to be a LITERAL copy so he got kicked off ebay for it . Now he's on metallica.com's boards trying to sell it. ¬¬

<Ass> I am an Ass PLUS.
*** Ass was kicked by Algus-FF7 (Ass-Kicking! (A new sport?))

<DerekZ> anyone plays cdr psx games?
<Kouban> Quit asking, DerekZeta!
<Alex_Scott> DerekZ: Why are you so interested in who plays copied PSX games, anyway?
<DerekZ> cause i need help
<Dark_Eternal> we all do
<Dark_Eternal> especially me :O

* Hawkeye feels like calling the number on the back of the herbal essence shampoo bottle and ask for directions on how to wash hair

<Onsen> LOL@MECHAPENIS!!!!!11

* Hawkeye bugsweats

* Drakara yells "WAR EAGLE!" in the face of the entire population of the FFPSX board with RPGamer's damn ad banners

<Iori> <Iori> Duuude, after a few drinks I decided to open up my IRC log and change all the instances of "s" to "th" and all instances of "thh" to "sh" so it'd be in lisp-speak! <Person> ...you need a girlfriend. [days later] <Iori> ...and on Valentines day, I snuggled up to this girl on the bus. <Person> ...you need a hobby.

<Flip> I love Worms
* Flip has worms
<`Reeve> Hey Flip, you have experience with Worms?
<Mullenkamp> ...
<Flip> *nod*
<HAHE_YAOI_YAOI_8D> i had worms once
<SilverEclipse> Flip, you are *so* straight. =P
<Mullenkamp> * Flip has worms <HAHE_YAOI_YAOI_8D> i wa slike 5
<Mullenkamp> >_<

* Mullenkamp realizes she should add a caption to the fourth panel of her doujinshi
<Mullenkamp> "Who's that apocalyptic prophet!?"
<Bumblebee> "It's Doduo!"
* Mullenkamp laughs
* Mullenkamp pictures a Doduo wandering around giving people death-glares and wearing pants like Sydney's and laughs harder

<Lakupo> Anyone know how to get rid of a non-eistant Windows password? :\
<Lakupo> existant, I mean
<Schala`> O_o
<Schala`> whatdo you mean?
<Lakupo> Some reseted settings caused it to pop up, and I accidentally pressed OK with no password, so it asks for a password everytime I start up, so I have to press cancel. :(
<Lakupo> And there's all these help files about CREATING a password... but nothing about DELETING one.
<Schala`> o.o
<Schala`> i dunno
<Mullenkamp> yay for Windows Help files :P
<Lakupo> And the passwords control panel is even DIFFERENT from what it's supposed to look like.
<Mullenkamp> hahah, I've had that same problem
<Mullenkamp> Windows : help files :: FFT : tutorial

<EdgarBot> KRAKEN x KRAKEN
<EdgarBot> Mmmmm, tasty

<Alucard_zx> He burned down my hometown, killed Aeris, and is now tring to destroy the planet. I'll never forgive....the Hamburgler.

<Alucard_zx> !yaoi
<EdgarBot> Quina x Hannibal
<Alucard_zx> !yaoi
<EdgarBot> Edgar x Frieza
<EdgarBot> I paid good money for that.
<ginrei> !yaoi
<EdgarBot> Griever x Starky
<EdgarBot> *drools*

<ginrei> !yaoi
<EdgarBot> Sydney x Cid Highwind
<EdgarBot> What the hell is that all about?
<B> ...
<Mullenkamp> I wonder if Tieger knows
* B laughs
<Mullenkamp> ...NO!
<Alucard_zx> Faris and Celes......oh my.....
<ginrei> ahahahah
* Mullenkamp clutches Sydney to herself
<B> Tee hee.
<ginrei> !straight
<B> !straight
<Phaeton> !addmale Fritz
<Alucard_zx> !yuri
<EdgarBot> Sydney x Porom
<EdgarBot> O_O
<EdgarBot> Sydney x Mullenkamp
<EdgarBot> CLICK HERE FOR MORE ACTION!!!
<B> Bah. ;P
<EdgarBot> Valvalis x Ruby Weapon
<Mullenkamp> You better not start smoking, sweetie.
<EdgarBot> B sure has some pretty strange stuff here...
<B> ...
<ginrei> hahahahahhaaha
<Mullenkamp> !!!
<B> WOW!
<Mullenkamp> YES!
<ginrei> ahahahahahhahaha
<B> We have to quote that. ;)
* Mullenkamp cheers
<ginrei> <-- rollinf

<Alucard_zx> !yaoi
<ginrei> (this is way too entertaining for its own good)
<EdgarBot> Hardin x Guildenstern
<EdgarBot> Speaking of sweet transvestites...
<Mullenkamp> nooooooo!
<Mullenkamp> Poor Hardin!
* Mullenkamp rescues Hardin from evil evil Guildenstern

<Damien> !yaoi
<EdgarBot> Quina x Fritz
<EdgarBot> Mmmmm, tasty

<BumblebeeWearingADress> Why am I still wearing a dress?
<Silvermist> Anyway, I'm tired, so I'd better go for real this time :P
<Silvermist> Why are you wearing a dress in the first place?
* Mullenkamp smirks
<BumblebeeWearingADress> So I could trick Iori into raping me. Duuuh.
<Silvermist> (Sometimes it's just best not to ask)
<FZ|CC> LMAO
<BumblebeeWearingADress> I thought it was rather obvious.
* BumblebeeWearingADress takes off the dress
*** BumblebeeWearingADress is now known as BumblebeeNAKED
<Mullenkamp> O_o
* Silvermist snickers at the thought of a bumble bee wearing a dress
<Mullenkamp> TRANSFORMER HENTAI
<BumblebeeNAKED> o^.^o
<Iori> Five of them have an orgy to form a larger transformer
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* Silvermist is speechless
* Mullenkamp snickers
<Iori> Look at the positions they get into!
* Silvermist falls asleep
<BumblebeeNAKED> "And I'll give the Head!"

<Joe> Btw, anyone know what song it is they play at grad on the movie "The Virgin Suicides"?
<Perrin> no
<Perrin> and do you know why?
<Perrin> because it STINKS
<Perrin> Just like you to like a song that STINKS
<Joe> ....You're not my friend anymore..
<Joe> You never were....
<Joe> I don't like you....
<Perrin> I love you, Joe.
<Perrin> hold me

<Perrin> !ayb
<UltraMoogleMan> ALL YOUR PIKACHU ARE BELONG TO FIREMYST!!!

<Omega-Neo> ZNES SUCKS BIG DICK
<jett> SNES9X SUCKS BIGGER COCK
<Chronologist> SNES9X is kewl :P
<Mullenkamp> ...not content with system wars, the channel degrades to emulator wars.

<Mullenkamp> why the heck is someone doing "pagan recipes"?
<`Reeve> ...
<Joe> It'll be a great way to meet new people!!!! :P
<Mullenkamp> ...I mean... we don't have Christian recipes
<`Reeve> Pagan recipes?
<`Reeve> What the hell is that?
<`Reeve> "Ways To Cook Your Human Sacrifice"

* Capheine drives his chevy to the levy
<Capheine> dangit, it's dry
* Capheine goes home
* Mullenkamp drinks whiskey and rye
<Bumblebee> Caph, this'll be the day that you die.
<Capheine> doh
* Capheine dies

*** o0_Max_Power_0o (maximilli@102-pm2.paq.alaska.net) has joined #fret
<o0_Max_Power_0o> o/~ Aaaaaanchors away, my boy, Aaaaaaaaaanchors awayyyyyy! o/~
<Mullenkamp> ...okay...
* o0_Max_Power_0o pulls a lever and a huge anchor falls out of the sky and lands on the person next to Max.
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<Mullenkamp> ..wow
<Mullenkamp> guess that was Prof
<Bobquest3> Heh
* o0_Max_Power_0o bows

<Perrin> !mgsname
<UltraMoogleMan> PERRIN, Your New Metal Gear Solid Nickname Is... HOMOPHOBIC BOSS.
<Nurabsal> !mgsname
<UltraMoogleMan> NURABSAL, Your New Metal Gear Solid Nickname Is... HOMOEROTIC GAMER.
<VincentValintine> UltraMoogleMan, your new MGS name is GODDAMN FLOOD MAGNET

<Takumi^Fujiwara> and the EB is always full of little annoying kids who want any game with Daffy Fuck on the cover
<Mullenkamp> ....
<Mullenkamp> interesting typo
<Takumi^Fujiwara> it is :P
<Mullenkamp> assuming that was a typo
<UltraMoogleMan> I think it's intentional. >:P
<Takumi^Fujiwara> it wasn't :P

<MoogleBot> BSQUARED, Your New Metal Gear Solid Nickname Is... ONE HELL OF A L4M3R.

*** ForeverZero is now known as FZ|ChronoIsSleeping
<Takumi^Fujiwara> Metallica was good in the 80s
<Takumi^Fujiwara> now they suck
<Takumi^Fujiwara> Fzero is fucking Chrono lol
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<Jabu-Jabu> And 80s cartoons!
<FZ|ChronoIsSleeping> No :
<FZ|ChronoIsSleeping> :P
<Takumi^Fujiwara> yes
<FZ|ChronoIsSleeping> Forone,hes asleep.
<Takumi^Fujiwara> yeah
<Takumi^Fujiwara> cuz you screwed em too hars
<Takumi^Fujiwara> hard*
* Jabu-Jabu read that as "F-Zero is fucking Chrono Trigger"
<PattyO`Mullen> hahahah
<Jabu-Jabu> as in the games.
<Takumi^Fujiwara> no
<PattyO`Mullen> SNES PR0N
<Takumi^Fujiwara> Chronologist
<FZ|ChronoIsSleeping> LMAO
<Takumi^Fujiwara> LOL
<Jabu-Jabu> I know.
<Takumi^Fujiwara> snes pron exsists?
<Takumi^Fujiwara> nude sprites?

<Lakupo> I like cuffs. :)
<Mullenkamp> cuffs are fun, yes
<Mullenkamp> boots are too
<Professor> ...
<Mullenkamp> and capes :D
<Lakupo> Hehe, yeah. :)
<Lakupo> Long flowy things are cool to draw in general.
*** Professor changes topic to 'http://www.thegia.com/fret (New stats up!) | #FRET LEMON!
http://www.thegia.com/fret/fanfics/fithos-lusec-wecos-vinosex.txt | <Mullenkamp> cuffs are fun, yes | <Takumi^Fujiwara> "Survival Horror Games have bad Controls" = I suck at this game | HIT IT BRENDAN!'

* RPG_Ren goes to check out this thread that you speak of
<Capheine> "of which you speak"
<Capheine> don't end a sentence with "of"
<Capheine> :P
*** Capheine is now known as Pised-Off_Grammar_Dude
<RPG_Ren> Pised. Hee hee.
<Mullenkamp> hahah
<RPG_Ren> Im sory, Cafeen. Im a gudder speeler than yu tho.
<Pised-Off_Grammar_Dude> doh
*** Pised-Off_Grammar_Dude is now known as Pissed-Off_Grammar_Dude

<John> I have learned a lesson today.
<John> HEY! MY SONG! HAPPY JPOHYJOIYU!
* Onsen teaches your grandmother to suck eggs
<Mullenkamp> ...oh my.
<John> Anyways, I learned that scanners hurt your eyes.
* Mullenkamp pictures Hardin singing Happy Happy Joy Joy
<John> Scanner... hurt my eyes....
<Bobquest3> John's scanner...hurt my eyes...
<Mullenkamp> my scanner hurts my eyes too.
<Onsen> Bobquest3's eyes..hurt my scanner..
<Mullenkamp> Sometimes it just leaps up and punches me :(

<ForeverZero> I love you too, Outlook Express.
<ForeverZero> Now quit being gay.
<narcolepsy> yeah, being gay is my job
<Onsen> No!
<Opty> Outlook Express is your friend
<Onsen> You can't make me!
<narcolepsy> stupid outlook express bagging in on my gig
<ForeverZero> I hope OE doesn't wqant to be more than friends :P
<Onsen> Take off every 'gig'.
<Opty> C'mon, hire a mob guy to break Outlook Express's thumbs
<Hammer> OUTLOOK X EUDORA YAOI

<jett> it's late
<jett> let's have sex
<Opty> lol
<Onsen> <Precis> Arf arf!
<ForeverZero> ..the hell?

<Alucard_zx> The one show on Fox that I like besides Spider-Man and they had to cancel it.
<Alucard_zx> Stupid Fox.
<Walf> it's cuz Van didn't wear goggles on his head.

<Drakonis> FUCKING WAFFLE KING!! >_<

<kelvena> THE BIBLE: IRC VERSION
<kelvena> *** Satan has joined channel #heaven
<kelvena> *** HeavenServ sets mode +o Satan
<kelvena> <Satan> CHANNEL TAKEOVER!!!!1111
<kelvena> *** Satan sets mode -o God
<kelvena> *** HeavenServ sets mode +o God
<kelvena> *** Satan was kicked by God (banished)
<Hobbes> Hahaha
<kelvena> *** God sets mode +v Metatron

<Doyon> It's almost over.
<Doyon> It was spirit week this week at my school.
<Kaworu> Oh, god.
<Mullenkamp> ugh, spirit week
<Kaworu> I hate those spirit things.
<Kaworu> Bunch of sadies parading around in cheerleading outfits...
<Mullenkamp> ...you know, that would be so much more fun in Lea Monde. Because there would be actual SPIRITS.
* DarkMoogle giggles
* Kaworu gags
<DarkMoogle> One time, we had Superhero day for school spirit week
<Mullenkamp> Actually more than one kind...
<Kaworu> Hurr hurr, spirits
<RPG_Ren> Us Canucks don't have us no spirit weeks. :F
<Mullenkamp> since Lea Monde's got that huge winery
<Dark_Eternal> .. Spirit week... *makes an excorcist week then*

<Capheine> ROFLMAO@MASTURBATINGSNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

<Wakka> !yaoi
<Edgar> Zombified Grissom x Qlon
<Edgar> What the hell were they THINKING?
<Wakka> I bet Qlon is SUCH a Seme. >:>

<Terra-ist> they have tiger penis soup\
<Bobquest3> O_o
<Terra-ist> suposed to be some chinese medicanal equvalent of viagra
<Terra-ist> because tigers can fuck 50 times a day
<Dark_Eternal> Holy shit
<Terra-ist> lions have been recrded to do it 180 times within 3 days
<Dark_Eternal> Now I know why the tiger is croaching and the dragon is hiding o_O

*** LakSleepandSurgery has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<RydiaMist> Oh no!
<RydiaMist> He must have DIED!
<RydiaMist> O_O
<RydiaMist> Alas, poor Lakupo, I knew him well....
<RydiaMist> I bet they were trying to pull his wisdom teeth and they accidentally yanked his whole head off!
<RydiaMist> ...or maybe it was on purpose
<RydiaMist> I shall avenge you, Lakupo!
* RydiaMist starts killing Dentists

<Lep58> ahh... another pointless visit...... goodnight
*** Lep58 has quit IRC
<Joe> I like Lep's honesty.
<Onsen> I like his tight ass.

<Capheine> Then by the power vested in me by the state of Espernet,
<Capheine> YUO = MARIRED

<Joe> Fuck, I love the Cookie Monster!
<Perrin> o_O
<Mullenkamp> .....what?
<Joe> Like seriously....I _LOVE_ the Cookie Monster.
* Saidin_228 listens to Orbital - The Box(30 min ver)
<Joe> C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
<Mullenkamp> yay! That script won't pop up again for another 30 minutes!
* Perrin sings "C is for crack..."
<HarvestMoon-BackToOnsen> C IS FOR COOKIE, I THINK I NEED TO PEE
<Saidin_228> 28:25 to be exact ;p
<Joe> O IS FOR ONSEN, HE MAKES ME WANT TO FLEE
<HarvestMoon-BackToOnsen> O IS FOR ONSEN, HE'S MAKING OUT WITH FLEA
<Mullenkamp> ....
<Perrin> . . .
<Saidin_228> o_O;;;
<Joe> F IS FOR FLEA, HE DOES IT HOMOSEXUALLY
*** jett (naka@200.37.206.115) has joined #fret
<HarvestMoon-BackToOnsen> FLEA HAS SOME BOOBIES, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! (O__O)
* Perrin eats an Oh Henry!
* Saidin_228 backs up

*** Bill is now known as Bill|DomesticViolence
<Bill|DomesticViolence> researching, not participating in

*** ONS|AFK is now known as Onsen
<Onsen> HAHE
<Selphie> eee, not Onsen again o__O
* Onsen licks Selphie
<Selphie> X_X
<Selphie> what do look like... a popsicle??? >_<
<Onsen> Yes.
<Onsen> A delicious, guitar-playing banana popsicle!
<Mullenkamp> a lemon popsicle.
<Mullenkamp> :>
<Selphie> LOL@BNANANA!!!!!11111
<Mullenkamp> Did you enjoy playing guitar for Hardin, Selphie?
<Selphie> EEW!!!! NO X_X
<Wakka> Heh.
<Selphie> ooh, are we talking about guitars???
* Mullenkamp dies laughing
<Onsen> Is the guitar symbolic, like the apple?
<Mullenkamp> Is John not your type of guy, Selphie?
* Mullenkamp is guessing no
<Chu-Chu> Do you like John, Selphie?
* Selphie tunes her guitar ^^
<Selphie> Chu-Chu - yeah
<Mullenkamp> O_o
<Mullenkamp> Are you going to try to steal him from me with your sexy music, Selphie?
<Selphie> OMG wtf O_O
<Selphie> uhhh
<Selphie> what's it to you XP
<Mullenkamp> ..!!!
<Mullenkamp> Do you mind if I kill you for that, Selphie?
<Onsen> That's a threat!
<Selphie> Everyone! Peace! Love! And happiness! ^_____^
<Selphie> kinda, yeah ^^

* Iori licks Selphie
<Selphie> X_X
<Selphie> what do look like... a popsicle??? >_<
<Wakka> Can I lick you, Selphie?
<Selphie> I dunno....
<Selphie> want to try? ;)
<Wakka> Nice try, I'm not falling for that trick. :p
<Iori> Jay, I think she intends to make you some nice hot dogs
<Wakka> ^ into

<RydiaMist> "DODONGO DISLIKES SEX"

* Alex_Scott decides to run the entire Zero Wing intro through Babelfish.
<Alex_Scott> "With the year 21XX, something which happens was conspicuous war the beginning? someone set up us the bomb. We obtain the signal. The principal screen is attached. As for that you! So it is! Is you how a gentlemen? Your basis everything belongs to us, it is. As for you to destruction there is a method."
<Alex_Scott> "You! What which you say! You do not possess your time which makes the chance which continues. Hectare hectare hectare hectare! Captain! Take all ' Zig. ' You have known your what which has been done. Portable ' Zig ' for large justice!"

<Wakka> Andrea cosplaying as Sydney finds a Hardin cosplayer at a convention... and she goes "Let's go get a room!" and the Hardin-cosplayer goes "I was looking for a Callo" and Andrea shoots back "You doubt me Hardin? You doubt my power?"

<Ren> Anyways, I just wanted a picture of me... anime style. Nothing too fancy, really...
<Ren> I just lack the ability to do it myself.
<Mullenkamp> hmmm, that could be neat...
<Ren> YAY! :D
<Clara> I always wondered what I'd look like anime style.
<Prof|AFK> Andrea != Anime.
* Prof|AFK goes away.
<DarkMoogle> I'd look like me with enormous saucer-like eyes.
<Ren> Phaeton: But it's not ANDREA-style. ;P
<Ren> ;D
<Mullenkamp> true enough. Except when I do SDs, I don't really draw anime-style...
<Clara> Andreanime.

<Silvermist> Is it just me, or is "Bastardsword of Purity" some kind of an oxymoron?

*** Mullenkamp is now known as Bunnicula
<Goronsen> ACK!
<Bunnicula> don't worry, you're not a vegetable ;)
* Goronsen hides his carrots
<Chu-Chu> oh no! the undead!
* Chu-Chu slowly pivots around in place, jogs away at an angle while bumping into the wall, comes to a dead stop, pivots around in place, and shoots a single bullet at Bunnicula
<Bunnicula> eeee!
* Chu-Chu then pivots again and resumes jogging, running right past the door and getting trapped in a corner, where he is promptly killed by Bunnicula because objects in the foreground are blocking his view of himself

<Terra-ist> !orgy
<Edgar> Taco Bell Chihauhua x Cornet x Melbu Frahma x Lep58 x Quistis
<Edgar> If this is heaven, hell must suck ass.
<Terra-ist> .... yo quero orgy

<Dark_Eternal> In Hardin's pants, no one can hear you scream...

* Perrin is listening to Natalie Imbruglia - Identify
<Perrin> Just downloaded it...
* Mullenkamp watches her cute little bunnies doze off :D
<Mullenkamp> it's so nice to have them here..
<Perrin> Geez... *wonders what made him think of that desk he couldn't buy*
<Perrin> This was three months ago...
<Perrin> I fell in love with a computer desk =P
* Perrin gets all bleh.
<ForeverZero> LOL
<Silvermist> http://www.fansview.com/2001/katsucon/0216b171.jpg <--- Zelda with glasses. Who is that person on the left supposed to be, though?
* Silvermist looks oddly at Perrin o_o
<Mullenkamp> he really IS a furnisexual!
<Perrin> It was a really nice desk, okay?! ;_;
<Perrin> I couldn't afford it at the time...
* Mullenkamp becomes a pimp for furniture
<Perrin> And when I could, it.. it was gone ...
<Mullenkamp> You can't afford DIS desk anytime, little man.
<Perrin> Someone else is probably rolling their mouse over it's smooth surface right now...
<Perrin> "woobaby"

<Doyon> She'll fall in love with me as soon as she sees my love letters written in the blood of her pet!

<Nurabsal> Hello
<Corith> ....
<Corith> Is that all ya say?
<Nurabsal> Do you like buter?
<Corith> Yeah
<Nurabsal> Hello
<Corith> Butter's good. You like butt?
<Nurabsal> BAGELS
* Mulleneko snickers
<Corith> <Nurabsal> Butt's Good. The males', especially. Mmm.
<Corith> Shu'p, You.
<Nurabsal> Hello
<Corith> <Nurabsal> Puke BURNS as it travels down the throat. OMG LOLOLLOOL
<Corith> Nurabsal
<Corith> You all there?
<Corith> Partially...?
<Nurabsal> Do you like buter?
<Corith> No.
<Nurabsal> I KILL YOU!
* Corith sweatdrops.
<Corith> What the hell...?
<Nurabsal> Hello
* Corith blinks.

<DarkMoogle> Ass balls. Armour ass balls. What kind of kid likes Armour ass balls?

<d0r33t0z> ehhe
<d0r33t0z> RPGamer main page quote:
<d0r33t0z> "Ever wanted to work for your favorite RPG site?"
<d0r33t0z> ^--- yes, I have, but the GIA ignores me.

<Ultimecia> F I T H O S
<Ultimecia> L U S E K
<Ultimecia> W E K O S
<Dune|GF> K O C K

<Alex_Scott> <Billy Bob Belmont> So you're from Europe? How is it this time of year?
<Simon> A dark, festering wasteland, overrun by werewolves, monsters, and the undead.

<SydneyLosstarot> The Dark is thirsty. It has drank. Drank cool, frosty milk. It does a body good.
<DarkMoogle> The Darkness Drinks Milk. Why not you?

<Kouban> wai! uncle fucker! :D

<Onsen-SotN> Heheh. Neat. The 'Secret Boots' actually make Alucard's sprite a little bit bigger.
<Silvermist> :( You're corrupting me. I read that as 'Secret Boobs' at first. :P
<Onsen-SotN> Alucard has secret boobs :>

* Seraphita downloads Rabi's brains onto a floppy and burns it with a lighter
<Rabi-En-Rose|SERA-CHAN_MODE> X__x
*** Julian has quit IRC ("Please provide the date of your death." - IRS letter)
* Seraphita uploads MegaHAL into Rabi's empty head
<Rabi-En-Rose|SERA-CHAN_MODE> SERAPHITA HAS GOOD TIMES IN BED WITH RABI-EN-ROSE
<Seraphita> No I don'
<Seraphita> !
<Rabi-En-Rose|SERA-CHAN_MODE> SERAPHITA IS A BUNNY IS A BUNNY GIRL

* Mullenkamp ponders waiting till her family leaves the house, and recording herself singing the Mullenpuff song :D
<Onsen> Mullen...puff...
<Onsen> Um..
* Onsen inches away
*** Onsen is now known as ROnsen
<Mullenkamp> http://www.thegia.com/andrea/secure/altistic/art-gf.html
<Mullenkamp> check out the one at the top ;)
<Silvermist> As in, Puff the Magic Dragon..?
<Silvermist> Or Jigglypuff?
* Mullenkamp points to the URL
<ROnsen> *_*
* ROnsen scoots further away
*** ROnsen is now known as YOnsen
<YOnsen> I scared.
<Mullenkamp> could be worse.
<Mullenkamp> She could be singing to the Exeggutor in Sydney's pants
<YOnsen> Mullenduck?
<Mullenkamp> ...
<Mullenkamp> Mull-ull-ullll! *holds head*
* Silvermist cracks up at Lauren's pic.
<Silvermist> That's a cute picture. :D
<Mullenkamp> yeah =)
* YOnsen points Dexter at Mullenduck.."Mullenduck,-an-art-water-Pokemon.-She-constantly-clutches-her-head-because-of-her-headaches.
-Her-special-Inspired-Art-skill-can-only-be-used-when-her-headache-is-at-its-worst"
<Mullenkamp> actually, that's true
<Mullenkamp> I seem to draw best when I'm having a migraine :P

<Ren> TODAY'S FACT: Did you know that I am of the non-penis-possessing gender?

<shawn_struck> Ah yes, Gerbster, the gerbil sharing serv--- ::stops himself::

<BDSChaos> UEMATSU x AMANO
<Joel> UEMANO

<Razarian_Dain> mmmmmm......valium <drool>
<Elmina> You people channel move too fast. I'm tired.
<Firedwarf> NAME THAT GRANDMOTHER!
<shawn_struck> Valium.. but people put htat in their cars!
<Crimsonmo> bertha
<Razarian_Dain> Yes. It's also a tasty dessert topping for small children
<shawn_struck> No.. that's Vaseline!
<Razarian_Dain> It's even funnier when you feed it to geese in the parkl
<Duneman_x> No.. that's a lubricant.
<shawn_struck> lubricant was that boss in FFIV right?

<BDSChaos> THIS ROOM IS A SPOLIER BECAUSE IF I COME IN HERE WITH THE PRECONCIVED NOTION THAT THIS ROOM IS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND I SEE YOUR NAMES I WILL ASSUME YOUR NAMES ARE REFERNCES TO THE NAMES OF CHARACTERS IN VIDEO GAMES (BASED ON THE FACT THAT THIS ROOM IS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES) KNOWING NAMES OF CHARACTERS IN A VIDEO GAME BEFORE (OR AFTER) PLAYING THE GAME RUINS THE EXPERIENCE FOR ME I HATE YOU ALL I AM GAY AND I AM LEAVING THIS MESSEGE

<Mullenkamp> did the enemy by any chance have a red dragon on their banners?
<Joe> With blueberry syrup...lots...of blueberry syrup.....

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Last Updated: 7.15.2001