6/18/00, midnight

* Lagomorph is actually kind of bugged by all this bashing various nationalities... so yeah... later
<IronYoshi> if world wars were like grade school recess, France would always be the last kid picked
<BigBadW4lf> :)
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<wimblydonner> lol ed
<T_Phoenix> I gotta agree with her.
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<wimblydonner> i gotta disagree with her.  carry on, ed!
<IronYoshi> this is like a humor filtering system
<Kusuka> Looks like everyone's doing it.
<wimblydonner> lol
<shiftless> "The French president comments - 'It was horrible. They came to our doors with their cookies and when we refused to purchase them, they went crazy.  Our mighty army was unable to stop the onslaught. This is all Hitler's fault!"
<IronYoshi> and the giant German kid would always beat the hell out of him and take his lunch money
<shiftless> Hahaha
<IronYoshi> before the American kid begrudgingly saved his ass
<BigBadW4lf> Who, Horst?
<Joe> Nah, Poland was the kid that the big German kid would beat on.
<Nanaki> I'm guessing the German kid is Rainier Wolfcastle, star of the McBain movies.
<shiftless> German Kid: "You vill give me your lunch money or I vill kill you!"
<IronYoshi> the Polish kid got beat up before school even started
<shiftless> American Kid: *WHACK* .... *thud*
<IronYoshi> while the Canadian kid sat in the corner arguing with himself
<Nanaki> The Polish kid is Milhouse, or possible Martin Prince.
<shiftless> The Russian kid is Kenny
<IronYoshi> "We speak French!  No we don't!"  (thumb in mouth/fetal position)
<BigBadW4lf> "My bratvurst has a first name...it's O, S, C, A, R...my bratvurst has a second name...it's H, I, O, P, K, V, A, T, E, ...."
<shiftless> hahaha
<IronYoshi> the Swiss kid takes the money from the German kid and hides it
<BigBadW4lf> I'm not sure what the hell the "last name" was. :/
<shiftless> Notice how Kenny always gets killed, then comes back to life? Meet Russia.
<shiftless> haha
<BigBadW4lf> heheh.
<IronYoshi> and eventually the American kid has to shake him down too
<Teresa> hoi!
<Joe> American really is too big on their "saviour" idea.
<Joe> The American kid sat in the corner till recess was almost over!!
<shiftless> The Jewish kid is always a prime target for the German kid and after recess is over, he moves in with the Palestinian kid despite his protests (and weaponry)
<Rikdzin> Uh...in this metaphor, wouldn't the American kid be like, three months old?  The Canadian kid would be even younger.  Actually, so would Germany, technically. =P
<BigBadW4lf> This reminds me of that international school Marty Sherman goes to on "The Critic."
<shiftless> hahaha
<IronYoshi> remember, the first British kid is like "don't beat me up - take HIS lunch money!"
<Joe> By the time the other kids had the German kid bruised, the American kid came in and took credit for the victory.
<shiftless> the critic rules!
<Nanaki> Heh, the kid from Easter Island rocked.
<BigBadW4lf> the Critic *does* rule!
<IronYoshi> please, what "other kids"?
<IronYoshi> it was us and the UK
<Teresa> "It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!" "Yes, Mr. Sherman. Everything stinks."
<BigBadW4lf> the Easter Island kid doing sit-ups...heh.
<IronYoshi> and the UK did an amazing job. ;]
<shiftless> All the kids can be likened as small-time thugs; third graders. The American kid is the kid that failed 2 or 3 times and is bigger than the rest.
<BigBadW4lf> That was the Simpsons, Teresa...wow...two "Critic" references" on the Simspons...
<Teresa> snick
<Sotek> Y'know, I never hear about Australia, but... I know they had a part in WW2 somewhere.
<IronYoshi> shift - so why is the American kid the richest and most pwerful now? ;]
<IronYoshi> +o
* Teresa merrily burns anime tnes
<Teresa> tunes even
<IronYoshi> the Aussie kid was on the wrong side of the schoolyard
<shiftless> IronYoshi: One phrase: Bill Gates
<BigBadW4lf> Hey, where's Romania in all of this?
<IronYoshi> throwing a boomerang to himself
<Nanaki> Cowering under the slide.
<shiftless> hah
<BigBadW4lf> ....yeah...that's me I guess. :P
<Sotek> What about the Italian and Japanese kids? ;p
<IronYoshi> Bill Gates is a good example, yeah
<Joe> This is turning way to much into an American ego trip.
<IronYoshi> nah, we needed the UK and Russia as much as they needed us
<BigBadW4lf> Japan is building miniature robots to spy on the other kids and ... and kill them.
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<Sotek> and the Italian?
<IronYoshi> Japan starts the whole thing my sneaking up on the American kid and clocking him a good one
<IronYoshi> m = b
* Steve happens to be Italian and wonders if he should leave too
<shiftless> The Russian kid sits in his own corner, quietly building up weaponry. When he is threatened, he fights valiantly but inevitably loses, so he retreats into the lunchroom freezer and turns it on full blast.
<Nanaki> The Italian kid is the German kid's toadie.
<IronYoshi> lmao @ Nanaki
* Teresa idly wonders whats goin on
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<Sotek> No, steve. We're not bashing. ;p
<BigBadW4lf> hehe.
<wimblydonner> you'd better, Steve!  God forbid you could have sense of humor! =P
<Rikdzin> Until the German kid starts losing, anhow =P
<Rikdzin> anyhow
<IronYoshi> The Russian kid finds a hard-to-reach place and makes the German kid all tired trying to reach him
<shiftless> Somehow this German kid reminds me of Fabio.
<Steve> I'll just idle until this is all over and done with
<shiftless> Yeah, the Russian kid reminds me of Ozzie from Chrono Trigger
<IronYoshi> this is awesome how the low tolerance people are leaving. ;]
<shiftless> Heh
<BigBadW4lf> Clara: grade-school World War.
<Xeria> ohhh
<IronYoshi> Clara - it is WWII as a grade school playground fight
<BigBadW4lf> heh
<shiftless> Correct
<IronYoshi> the kid from the Vatican City goes around blessing the jungle gym
<wimblydonner> LOL
<BigBadW4lf> What about the Cuban Missile Crisis? That could turn into...
* Steve assumes it's a bunch of racist stuff, since people are actually leaving
<Sotek> It's not, Steve.
<wimblydonner> it sure is!
<Sotek> Joe left because he was percieving an ego trip.
<wimblydonner> better get out of here before you hear something that might offend someone, somewhere on the planet!
<Xeria> what brought this on
<IronYoshi> it isn't racist at all, you stupid honky
<BigBadW4lf> not racist, but nationalist...or something.
<wimblydonner> making fun of people is bad, mmmkay?
<shiftless> Let's talk about the Japanese kid. He's secretly friends with the German kid, but while the other kids are fighting, he is on the swing by himself. Out of the blue, he jumps off the swing in mid-swing, flies through the air, hitting the American kid in the back, sending him sprawling.
<shiftless> The American kid promptly jumps up and whoops the Japanese kid's ass.
<Sotek> Lago left because she's hypersensative.
<IronYoshi> lol
<Sotek> um.
<Xeria> rofl that just cracked me up for no reason at all
<IronYoshi> don't forget the huge-yet-feeble Chinese kid
<Rikdzin> shiftless: actually, it's more like the American kid is about to be knocked out, but gets a second wind and -then- whoops ass
<shiftless> Yes the Chinese kid has his own small-time bully operation going around behind the jungle gym
<IronYoshi> who gets his ass unexplicably whipped by the Japanese kid
<shiftless> Rikdzin: Righto
<BigBadW4lf> The American kid gives the Japanese kid a wedgie...remeniscent of America's Hiroshima bombing. :p
<Steve> Nationalism...  Jeebus, let's don't open up that can of worms again.
<IronYoshi> Rik - only one of the American kid's arms is badly hurt. ;]
<Xeria> that's one helluva wedgie
<Nanaki> It's more like the Japanese kid throws a rock at the American kid, then the American kid punches all his teeth out and breaks his legs.
<IronYoshi> Atomic Wedgie?
<IronYoshi> lol
<BigBadW4lf> ...yes.
<IronYoshi> that was a might big rock
<IronYoshi> it basically crippled the American kid's left arm
<IronYoshi> but it got better. ;]
<Sotek> It hit the elbow. ;p
<shiftless> Ok, how about this. The Japanese kid smiles at the American kid after he knocks the American down, then they proceed to get into a big fight, with the American slowly winning. Then all of a sudden the American comes out with a surprise move and cracks the Jap's skull with a sledgehammer.
<IronYoshi> that'll work
<BigBadW4lf> ...bleh.
<IronYoshi> meanwhile, the Italian kid is shockingly whooped by the skinny Ethiopian kid!
<shiftless> Hah
<Nanaki> Hmm... This analogy seems to be wearing thin.
* BigBadW4lf agrees
<Xeria> the ethiopian kid is eating the italian kid.
<Sotek> That's the best part, Nanaki! :)
<shiftless> HAH
<IronYoshi> lmao @ X
<Sotek> Hehehe. :)
<IronYoshi> that was so my favorite part of WWII
<shiftless> The Italian kid finds it difficult to attack the Ethiopian, as all his attacks miss.
<IronYoshi> Italy expecting to totally run all over Africa and getting bitch-slapped
<shiftless> Yep
<shiftless> We need to think of another analogy, since this is getting old.
<BigBadW4lf> ...is it over then?
<IronYoshi> anyway, I must crash soon - any Jim Carrey fans should go see Me Myself and Irene
<shiftless> It seems so.
<Xeria> lates ed
<shiftless> Iron: Is it good?
<wimblydonner> later Ed
<shiftless> It looks hilarious.
<IronYoshi> it is indeed good
<BigBadW4lf> bye
<IronYoshi> later all
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