*** Hawkeye (nmcgarrit@host-209-214-192-145.mem.bellsouth.net) has joined 
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<Hawkeye> I am here to see Joe because he is such a sexy and amazing person
<Perrin> I too am here to see Joe. He is not here. Oh darn. We should kill 
ourselves if we can not see Joe.
<Capheine> Yes. Death will be a sweet release from this cruel lack of 
Joe-ness.
*** Joe (dupa0001@edtntnt6-port-29.dial.telus.net) has joined #fret
<Joe> Hey, folks
<Hawkeye> JOE!!!!
<Steve> It is Joe! Let the party begin!!!!111
<Lagomorph> Father my child, Joe.
<Hawkeye> No!! Mine!!
<Joe> So how's it going?
<Capheine> You are a good person, Joe. Better than even Onsen.
*** Onsen was kicked by Capheine (Capheine)
<Rob_S> I have heard that you are stronger than a Super Saiya-jin thing or 
whatever those things from DBZ that I always talk about are!
* Joe 's muscles bulge and rip his shirt off, as it so often happens.
<Joe> Oh darn, not another shirt!!
<Audience> HAHAHAHA!!!!
<ForeverZero> It is good you are here Joe, or #fret would be lame and stupid 
and pointless and suck!!
<Joe> Yes, it seems that excitement follows me everywhere I go. I am glad to 
help bring light into the lives of you all!
<Perrin> Hail Joe, our new emperor! He is strong and is very pretty.
<Lagomorph> He smells good too!
<Iori> maybe joe will show us all how to be cool like joe then we can be 
like joe
<Joe> Y'know what? You guys are my special people. You're all my special 
people.
* Hawkeye hugs Joe. Hold me.
<Rob_S> You give me that funny feeling in my tummy.
<Forever> How can one man be so good? You are like a big machine that spews 
out goodness!! A good machine!
* FireMyst (dragon@dragon.rpgamer.com) has joined #fret
<FireMyst> Joe! I have found you!! I am Mike. From RPGamer. I am important 
because I do things!
<FireMyst> I want to make sweet love to you
<FireMyst> ...with the cats watching. :>
<Capheine> Go away from, Joe. He is good person!!
<FireMyst> Help me fertilize my mother's cat :>
*** FireMyst was kicked by Hawkeye (Hawkeye)
<Joe> You are all special people to save me from that lunatic.
<Joe> I need protection because I am beautiful and smart and funny.
<Spoony> You are great and you make our lives worthwhile.
<Hawkeye> Yes. Without Joe, life would be not good.
* Chu-Chu humps Joe's leg.
<Hobbes> Hurray for Joe!!!!
<Rob_S> HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!