Mamoru would be like... Eric Tuxedo. Heh heh heh. <___> haahaha One of those chicks, either Mercury or Venus (I couldn't tell them apart) looked like a drag queen. And that live action... ...that was just scary... * Rob cringes * Roric dances around like them <___> the fact they danced a bunch is what scared me Gah! Make it stop! <___> apparently that's a large part of being a teenager "Hey, let's act like goofy teenagers." * ___ never danced until she was 17 though... Mercury: "Okay! Tee hee!" *dances* <___> and that was RARE I'm glad they didn't get a hold of DBZ. <___> sometimes I wonder if I'm completely out of touch with how "normal" people are "Hi! I'm like sailor moon! And, in like the name of the moon and junk, I'm gonna soooo punish you!" "Like, fer sure, Sailor Moon!" Instead of Sailor Scouts, they probably would be like... Sailor Rangers or something =P * Faris-doodle never danced at all :p That's what I said a while ago. Heh Mighty Surfin' Sailor Rangers Man If they got a hold of DBZ bed now. night 'night. *** Dilutechu has quit IRC (....cant sleep....clowns will eat me.....) *** Rikdzin has quit IRC ("rotten apple is good.") Dragon! Dragonball Z! They'd probably have guns. Like phasers or something. * Goku jumps up and down and dances around That just knocked people out. <___> no no, guns are EVIL and big cars and cheesy mecha <___> remember, they had to censor Chibi-usa's Goku would be... don't mean to interrupt, but does anyone remember what specific positions Kiros and Ward had? No. * Roric sees Goku as a middle-aged balding man * ___ sees Goku as King Vitaman Nappa would be like a nice guy. <___> heehee Vegeta and Nappa would be intergalactic space clowns <___> vegeta and nappa would be like Bulk and Skull Gohan would be Steve Urkel <___> show up every episode and trip over stuff <___> while goofy music played Master Roshi would be like some wise old man or something. <___> every single time they showed up in power rangers, I started laughing because I knew that something hilariously NONfunny was coming up Master Roshi would be like, that wierd head dude in power rangers <___> hahah * ___ pictures Roshi's head in a tube Y'know, the one in a tube. <___> ...reading dirty magazines Bulma would probably help them fight. Yah. Zorgon or whatever his name is. Zarbon! <___> she'd be a long lost Saiyan No. Bulma would be the actress on Saban Moon =P <___> hahah Bulma Moon. LOL Heck, her new voice actor isn't far from "Like, ya know, fer sure, and stuff." <___> Hmm... I like Bulma. She's nifty. The Dragon would be like some paper cutout Glued to a stick No, it wouldn't be a dragon. It'd be an angel. <___> or a genie Yeah. A genie. <___> with someone doing a bad Robin Williams impression A giant hyperactive blue genie Blah =P <___> haha Bulma would be like Jasmine. Goku would be Aladdin. Krillin and Gohan would be Iago and Abu. <___> heheh Vegeta would be Raziel, or that guard. Whatever his name was. Roshi would be the Sultan. Imagine if Saban for the bid for pokémon <___> hahah Oh my god. He would have a worse name than "Ash Ketchum." <___> the pokemon would all be adults dressed in costumes <___> so Pikachu would be twice as big as Ash Ash, using the mysterious power of the pokéball in every episode, gets transported to a far away place where he can get creatures know as pokémon! Team Rocket would be like Clowns with capes and stuff. But he'd capture like real squirrels and turtles and stuff. <___> Brock would be black, and Misty would be Asian And Gary would be in a wheelchair. Brock: Yo, Officer Jenny. What be up, yo? Jenny and Joy would be lesbians =P Ha ha. Just throw all sorts of PC stuff in there. <___> no no.. that's Jenny and JESSIE I wouldn't mind that part. *** Graeystone (yeah@ad54.velocity.net) has joined #fret <___> they're lovers on the opposite sides of the law... *flutters eyelashes* how romantic! <___> Hi ;) Meowth would be like the Saban Moon Luna. hi <___> haha <___> I still say all the pokemon would be adults in costumes Ash Ketchum's name would be ... Catch Pokémon Ha ha. <___> ala the monster of the day from Power Rnagers Heh. Yeah. Monster: I'm going to eat you! Rar! Ash: Pokéball, go! Catch Pokémon: Pikachu, go get that monster! <___> Ash... er, CATCH: Oh no! PIkachu! Go! Ash: *catches a new Pokémon* *pikachu and the monster begin to wrestle* <___> Pikachu: (twice Ash's size) PIKAAAAAA! Pikachu: Okay Catch! I'll do my best! <___> hahaah <___> true LOL *** Retrieving #fret info... Catch: Pikachu! Combine with Charmander, Squirtle, and Bulbasaur to become Pokezord! The Magic Pokéball turns the Monster good. The Pokemon would be Zords. Ash, Brock, Misty, James, and Jessie would drive. Ash and Misty would be in love with each other Of course. And Brock would be the silent jealous one James and Jessie would be too. <___> no <___> Jessie would be in love with Ash <___> that's why they keep attacking him and stuff That leaves James and Brock. <___> ...oooh But they wouldn't attack him. <___> my two faves <___> Yaoi! They'd be driving the other pokemon! <___> Hmm... Catch Pokémon! The world's best trainer! * ___ ponders.. Pokémech... Poké! Pokémon! Pokemon, gotta toast them all. That's part of the theme song. Every episode would have the evil Mewtwo sending monsters to fight them. And Ash would turn them into good humans with the power of the magic Pokeball. Prof. Oak would be Zordon. Ash would go to school every day, obviously. Dexter would be that Robot guy. Ash would be a martial arts master. <___> Misty would be a cheerleader Brock would be a football star. Brock would be the football player. <___> hahahaha :) STOP THAT! =P <___> but he'd have a troubled past <___> growing up black, in the ghetto His mom would be abusive =P His dad would drink =P <___> raising all his brothers and sisters cause his mom was a junkie He'd be arrested by Officer Jenny. And his dad was a deadbeat. All 47,000 of them And all of their names are like Frock, Trock, Rock, Narock <___> But she really knows how to cook <___> so she's a lovable woman anyway <___> and Brock loves his mother And with all these new "animes" by Saban, there would be infinite crossovers ah oops <___> O_o And everytime Ash gets a badge, it powers up his Zords. <___> hahah Sailormoon, DBZ, and the power rangers all team up to fight the evil QueenFriezaTwo! Ash: Oh no! It's Queen Beryl! We need Sailor Moon to help us! <___> Beryl: Gengar! Go! LOL Ash: Good thing she's my best friend. <___> (a huge spiky black mech crawls out from behind a cardboard building Jedite: Ekans, I choose you! <___> ) Brock: Wow, Sailor Venus. You fly, girlfriend. Goku: Quick! Put in the pokéball! er Goku: Quick! Put me in the pokéball! Krillin: While everyone's gone, let's go look for treasure! Gohan: Okay! <___> Vegeta: Hey, what are those goody-two-shoes doing! I want to have some fun! *trips over Nappa* Nappa: Durrr... tell me about the bunnies, Vegeta. Sailor Moon: Really, you people should pay more attention and be careful! <___> Jessie and James: Okay, we're sorry! * Sailor Jupiter's wheelchair flies over the evil QueenFriezaTwo and drops a charmander Charmander: Char! Minako: Venusaur, I choose you! Don't forget the pokémon are 6 foot adults in costumes <___> QueenFriezaTwo: Karma-may-haha! LOL <___> (bad special effects) Goku would have to have tights and a cape. Just like Superman. <___> hahaha No. That's Tuxedo Mask But with a big "T" on it Yeah. All the DBZ characters would have different X-Men powers. Goku could fly. Catch Pokémon: It's Eric Tuxedo! Vegeta could run super fast. Piccolo could teleport. Gohan could climb walls. <___> No one could touch Bulma, so she'd be all angsty Krillin could see through stuff. <___> Hmm.. and Eric Tuxedo would be a movie star And then Saban aquires Ranma 1/2. They'd rename the DBZ characters too =P <___> hahah Goku would be like... Harry Saiyan Ranma no longer turns into a girl. <___> ahahahhaha Instead, he turns into a musclebound hulk. He'd be Ray Strongman. <___> Vegeta would be renamed Bill LOL Harry Saiyan, his wife Yvette, and his son, Nick Saiyan <___> Hhahaha Ha ha. <___> Frieza's renamed as "Sluggo" <___> and has the same voice as Rita Repulsa <___> only that causes trouble when they team up Sluggo teams up with Cell. He's have Zedd's voice. <___> Hahah The Ginyu force would be the Trample Squad Gordon, Roger, Jason, Bert, and <___> Fred! LOL Heh. <___> And they all look like normal guys <___> except they have painted faces <___> so they have orange skin and stuff "We're the trample squad! And we're gonna get you Harry Saiyan!" They don't have powers. They have like different vehicles. <___> hehe Like a airplane that doesn't leave the ground. Or a flying motorboat. Like a motorcycle. <___> And there are these special mechs that have been in the Saiyan family for years Or a go-cart. <___> that look like giant monkeys Ha ha ha. <___> and can be summoned on the night of a full moon <___> by playing a kazoo Because they charge up off of Lunar Energy, instead of Solar energy. <___> hahaha But they stop working. Yeah So they call Sailor Moon! And Sailor Moon can STOP THAT =P <___> hahahhaha Hee hee! And then Harry Saiyan, Nick Saiyan, Sailor Moon, Jupiter, Mars, Venus, Mercury, Catch, Brock, and Misty would all form... <___> uh oh THE SUPER MEGA HONKING KICK ASS GIANT VEHICLE THING! NOT THAT!!! It's like, just one huge giant ball <___> Which is just called "Gotron-X" for short But it's also a space ship! <___> with landing bays for the Sailor Rangers' sailboards <___> And giant cannons! And storage space for the pokemon And the giant monkey mechs. <___> stables <___> hahaha *** IceDelta sets mode: +o Graeystone * ___ watches Catch Pokemon ride into battle on the back of a Rattata Instead of the Moon Sceptre, Sailor Moon has the giant slide ruler of justice. <___> cause she's also smart! Exactily! <___> Because smart is good, Saban doesn't want people to have bad role models who get bad grades! And then there'd be a special episode of Sailor Mercury's drug problem Mercury is dyslexic, but she also makes good grades. With the message at the end "Winnders don't do drugs" <___> Tina Moon is the smartest, most popular and athletic girl at her high school And Harriet Mars would be jealous! She's also the valedictorian. <___> hahaha * Roric hopes someone is logging this * ___ is Erica Mercury moves around a lot, because her dad is in the army. So she doesn't have many friends. Okay. Good ^_^ ROFL <___> and there's a really sad episode where her dad almost has to move again <___> ;_; "Only a memory away..." <___> so they throw a big party and everyone dances Yay! Venus lives on the bad side of town. And the flashback episode where Sheneheh Jupiter is crippled by the evil Queen Jane <___> But then Queen Beryl (whose real identity is Brooke Beryl, a snobby rich girl in TIna's class) is mad because she wasn't invited And she has to lie about where she lives to go to the same school as everyone else. ROFL Because she doesn't want to go to the slum school. Lwanda Venus But even though she's poor, everyone likes her anyway. And they all dance to celebrate! Yay! And Sailor Moon's little sister, Mimi Moon (ChibiUsa) is always getting into trouble. LOL Mimi Moon ROFL <___> The four generals are named Tad (the bumbling incompentant one), Dilbert (the smart and geeky one), Rico (the dashing latin womanizer), and Trevor (the mysterious powerful one) <___> They also go to school with Tina Moon But they're not generals <___> and are all in love with her So they compete for her affections. And she goes out with all of them. And Brooke Beryl gets really jealous, saying that she's theirs. <___> and eventually they realize "Hey! Love isn't about controlling someone! We've been fooled!" <___> and they all turn good As does Brooke Beryl at the end of episode one.. But then you have Sailor Moon in the lost Galazy! er But then you have Sailor Moon in the lost Galaxy! <___> hahah But then Alan and Ann Alien come to Tina's school. Because by this point, they're dripping out everything left of that fad. <___> No no, they need names like "Zort" and "Cohar" LOL <___> because they're French Everyone of the Sailor Rangers insist that they're not evil, but Sailor Moon knows otherwise. Alex Uranus would be a guy. * Graeystone thinks both are evil. <___> ahahah And Michelle Neptune. And Michelle Neptune would be his girlfriend. Heh. <___> and Alex doesn't have to wear a fuku And Daisy Pluto, a wierd Disney-like character. He wears a kung fu uniform. Because he's a martial arts master. <___> Marie Saturn would be a young girl that Tina Moon tutors Much like Catch Pokémon! er Marie Saturn is Catch's half sister! And Daisy Pluto, a wierd Disney-like sounding character. <___> hahahhaha And Gohan isn't making good grades, so Tina agrees to tutor him too. And he meets Marie, Catch, and Mimi Moon. Harry is glad he has friends his own age now. <___> Hahahaha <___> And they don't know they have powers * Roric feels like a Saban executive coming up with all these stories We should get huge Christmas bonuses. <___> until one day the school is attacked by Mewtwo! You mean the Mewtwo Family! <___> right! And Catch's Pokéball starts glowing. <___> and suddenly Marie starts shivering with power <___> and spontaneously transforms! The school catches on fire. And Gohan is trapped. So he instintively climbs out. How'd he do that? Which is okay, because the Saiyan Family, The Sailor Rangers, and the Pokémons all build a new one! TOGETHER! <___> And Catch calls out his huge Squirtle to put out the fire Brooke Beryl donates some money to the new school. <___> which Vegeta and Nappa are roasting marshmallows over Those two will never learn. <___> only the water hits them and gets their marshmallows all wet <___> and they're sad, cause everyone laughs at them :( Awwww... That's sad! But then Catch scolds everyone and takes Vegeta and Nappa out to dinner. And everyone is friends again! Yay! <___> Yay! Happy! And when the time comes, they'll all unite together when needed! Because they are... SABAN'S ANIME POWERHOUSE! Like for the feature film! <___> with the mighty power of Gotron-X! Saban and Mars Bars Anime Power Hour! <___> Harriet Mars? Sponsered in part by Hostess Fruit pies. <___> Oh yeah, and action figures are made of all of them *cut to lame commercials of the characters talking about the attributes of fruit pies* <___> Including ninja versions and space versions <___> The Ninja-Action Brock is really cool * Roric would love to continue being a Saban executive, but I have to go shovel now BRB *** Roric is now known as Roric-AFK <___> As is Space Pirate Beryl <___> heehee Let's mail this log to Saban and see if we get jobs. Don't forget Brooke Beryl fights with the Sailor Rangers after the first season ^_^ Yeah. She's Sailor Earth. <___> for some reason their truce is forgotten The secret Sailor. <___> maybe because she's in love with Eric Tuxedo <___> Oh man, this is hilarious And Mewtwo is in love with her, so he wants to rub out Eric Tuxedo. <___> And it's one big wacky mess! Cell and Sluggo are in love. <___> now there's a disturbing thought <___> oy, I hear my rabbits eating my furniture, brb One last thing Saban Moon doesn't even have meatball hair =P That's how sad that is =P Satan Moon. AFK now, for real <___> hahah <___> hahah *** AndrewV (andrewv@sephiroth.Stanford.EDU) has joined #fret *** ChanServ sets mode: +o AndrewV heyV Hi. hi hi I just finished my physics problem set (hooray) OKAY oops, caps lock hey AV you're up late signs you know your system is totally fucked 1) Norton Utilities crashes on install heh. nite *** Graeystone has quit IRC (Leaving) I think I'm gonna turn on the power of the shower <___> man Did your rabbits devour your furniture? <___> that was the weirdest, longest conversation I've had in ages <___> Good to have you back, Rob =) <___> Not yet they didn't Heh. I didn't know I was gone. * Rob shrugs <___> Neither did I... until you left. :P We have to send this to Dave. <___> for break I mean Oh. <___> hehhee, he's gonna be jealous =) <___> "You guys had a demented discussion about anime without meeeee?!!??! ;_;" I'm sure Tina Moon will have many more adventures. <___> and then she'll do her hair <___> and dance Otherwise, they can't sell more action figures. And have a slumber party. * ___ designs a Tina Moon figure that shoots pizzas <___> it worked to kill off the TMNTs... Is she cool and crude, or a party d00d? <___> She's a party dude, of course. Harriet Mars is cool but rude. Instead of the skateboard, she has the surfboard. One of them is just April O Neil remade. <___> hahaha <___> yes <___> Jupiter's an investigative reporter for the school newspaper Venus volunteers at the local homeless shelter. They'd have to do a whole episode about that. <___> yeah, because they thought she was just your typical black female basketball player (because that's politically correct, just like the black ranger being a goofoff but a really good dancer) She cares about the community. Everyone thinks Mercury cheated on the exam because she made a higher score than Tina. <___> hahaha And that couldn't happen, because she's dyslexic. * ___ finds the irony of that very amusing So there's a lot of tension and all. Then it turns out the teacher just made a mistake. heh...this is singlehandedly the most twisted anime discussion I've ever seen ;) <___> and after school they go out and pick up trash from the side of the highway, to help the environment Yes. And they clean up the park. They have to fight Grimer, the pollution Pokemon! <___> Yeah, well, me and Rob together tend to get really twisted... Roric was a nice bonus too ;) <___> Hahahah <___> Only Grimer's renamed "Yucky" I'm sure Dave would have something to contribute. let's just bring in Captain Planet and the Planetteers too ;) * ___ nods Captain Tuxedo. <___> Hmmm... that's already crappy American animation though =) <___> Hey that's it, it's a spinoff <___> You know all the secondary characters in DBZ and stuff He and the five generals go off to fight crime. <___> they don't have powers and feel all depressed <___> so they're given rings! Yajirobe, Oolong and Puar help out. "On the next episode Tina Moon meets up with the Planeteers and joins them to prevent the evil Empress Smog from poluting the world~" <___> Now they can fight for the planet! <___> hahahah <___> With a special guest appearance by Smokey the Bear yep ^_~ Tina: Oh no! She's called out Yucky! you know, I can see the animation for this right now :p Catch: I've got to get in my Pikachu zord! <___> Harriet: Are you talking about her monster, or her hair? <___> *laugh track* Go go Pokérangers, you mighty morphin' pokerangers! <___> *the Sailor Rangers get on their surfboards* Catch: Pikachu zord! Misty: Starmie Zord! Brock: Onix zord, word up. <___> hahahahha James: No Smoking zord! Jessie: Arbok zord! * ___ cracks up <___> Oh It's morphin time! <___> And Jessie's got to be hispanic Yeah. James is hearing-impaired. <___> hahahah *the Saiyan family gets in their mechs* *...because luckily, it's a full moon night* <___> *the Kame House gang holds up their hands with the rings* *Captain Tuxedo and the Tuxedo team get in their special vehicles* <___> It's a full moon night every night when Sailor Moon's around, because she has the power to control the moon <___> (despite the fact that makes no sense) heh Ah, this is insane. it's Sabanverse, who cares <___> Yajirobe cuts the tail off of Mewtwo gonna jett, later all Piccolo would be like the green ranger in the first season of the power rangers. <___> and he evolves into Mew <___> who is a cute harmless kitten He is ARTEMIS!!! *** IceDelta has quit IRC (Leaving) <___> that Mimi Moon adopts and names Diana That works too. <___> Heehee <___> Nah, I know how they get Artemis <___> he's a stray black cat that hangs around outside the homeless shelter where Venus volunteers Ah! Perfect! And Meowth is in love with Diana! <___> That's what the "Venus Origin" episode is about <___> hahahah <___> which is why he learns to speak! And when she's in trouble, he evolves into Persian to save her! <___> hahaha <___> but then Brooke Beryl in a fit of jealousy kidnaps him and brainwashes him <___> and he becomes a servant for evil <___> until he's freed by He-man Yay! <___> and becomes his faithful pet Who comes through the nexus of space and tiem. *** AndrewV has quit IRC (Leaving) And Persian evolves into... BATTLECAT! <___> mwahahah! Perfect!