*** Detrafilia changes topic to 'GIA scoops world; RPGamer turns into pr0n site to retaliate (Mark won't be posting porn music.) | 37 Final Fantasy IX sites pop up within 5 minutes of GIA Scoop noting FF9 sucks. RPGamer gets the last laugh: "THREE, count them, THREE Final Fantasies! Ha ha ha!"  "www.whatshotnow.co'
<Roric> Why do people hate FFIX already?
* Ellcrys-BiteMe laughs
<Rob> Because it's leet to hate.
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> because it "has bad graphics"
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> according to the people at squaregamer.com
<Rob> 17 suxx0rz d00d
<Detrafilia> But be sure to check for the lemons at fan fiction!
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> Hehehe
<Rob> I hope it's better than FFVIII.
<Roric> And they determine this from 5 pictures from screens made by a camera.
<Roric> Oooooookay
* Rob ch3xx0rz 4 l337 l3m0nz
* Ellcrys-BiteMe wonders how it would be possible to have pornographic music
<Detrafilia> Rob: lol
<Detrafilia> Ellcrys-BiteMe: Remixes ;)
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> no no, they said the graphics suck before the pictures were available
<Rob> Get some porn music.
<Rob> Chika-chika-bow-wow!
<Detrafilia> Sexsession of Witches, "FITHOS! Oh my god LUSEC! unnnnnnnf wecos!!! Viiiiiinnnooooosseeeeecccc!"
* Roric is reminded of 70'sporn.xt
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> because they heard the characters were SD
<Roric> or whatever the tracking extention is
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> SD designs = bad graphics :P
<Detrafilia> .it
<Detrafilia> i have that one ;p
<Rob> I thought Realism = bad graffix
* Rob is confused
<Detrafilia> The next sstrax competition is PMC(Porn Music Competition) ;D
* Ellcrys-BiteMe cracks up at "Sexcession of Witches"
<Rob> Every Final Fantasy has to suck worse than it's predecessors
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> hahah
* Rob sends some porn music
* Ellcrys-BiteMe sends the theme song from Mitchell
<Detrafilia> ha
* Rob will win
<Roric> Sexcession of Whores' Love, maybe
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> My my my my Mitchell..
<Rob> My my my Sharona!
<Roric> Windows 95 Uptime: 3days 11hrs 44mins 3secs 563msecs
* Ellcrys-BiteMe thinks of Weird Al
<Roric> Before I forget
<Rob> Dancing mad becomes !@#$ing Mad
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> hahaha
<Roric> Eyes on Me becomes Breasts on Me
<Detrafilia> *rolls eyes*
<Roric> Darling, oh there you are!
<Detrafilia> I wont be posting any of that ;D
<Detrafilia> Well...
<Rob> Anxious Heart becomes Anxious Hormones
<Detrafilia> maybe I should post something on music box ;D
<Rob> With that look on your face!
<Detrafilia> "Unlike Lore's column, I won't be posting porn music."
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> Only a Plank Between One and Perdition becomes Only a Blanket Between Fun and Penetration
<Faris> heh
<Detrafilia> ROTFL!
<Rob> ROTFLOL!
<Roric> LOL
<Rob> One Winged Angel becomes One Sexy Angel
<Rob> ...
<Roric> Force your way... well, that stays the same
<Detrafilia> LOL
<Rob> Still More Fighting becomes Still More !@#$ing
* Ellcrys-BiteMe snickers
<Detrafilia> ...all kondoms denied!
* Ellcrys-BiteMe ponders... "The Sextreme"
<Detrafilia> lol
<Roric> LOL
<Detrafilia> LOL thats it!
<Detrafilia> There is my PMC entry
<Detrafilia> The Sextreme.. and have 'ultimecia' saying ...all kondoms denied! ;D
<Roric> The Winner... that stays the same too
<Detrafilia> ha
<Flagg> The Boat Song becomes...
<Rob> Maybe I'm a Lion becomes Maybe I'm a Lesbian
<Detrafilia> lol
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> hahahahah
<Roric> LOL
<Detrafilia> i cant stop laughing
* Ellcrys-BiteMe ponders... "The Other Side of Her Mountains"
<Roric> Shuffle or Boogie becomes Smacking some Booty
<Rob> Hee hee!
<Flagg> lol
<Rob> Julia becomes Orgia
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> O_o
<Roric> The Man with the Machine gun -> The Man with the loaded gun
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> heheh...
* Faris ponders adding 'Maybe I'm a Lesbian' to her /whois
<Detrafilia> The man with the golden gun ;)
* Faris thinks it'd be a better idea to leave it alone
<Rob> The man with the vibrating gun
<Rob> l3zb14nz r l337!!!!!11111111
<Roric> the man with the loaded vibrator
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> "The Big Whale" can be left alone
<Roric> LO
<Roric> l
* Detrafilia winces
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> As can "Another Moon" and "Inside the Giant"
* Ellcrys-BiteMe just got the worst idea yet -_-
<Faris> oh?
<Detrafilia> which? ;D
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> The Dragon Spreads its Legs :P
<Detrafilia> oh lord
<Roric> And silence fills the room
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> actually, the older FFs have a lot of potentially bad ones :P
* Detrafilia groans and laughs
<Faris> hahaha
* Faris nudges Detra
<Rob> Flowers Blooming in a Church becomes Lovers !@#$ing in a Church
<Detrafilia> The Legendary Breast ~ Maybe I'm a Lesbian ~ The Sextreme
<Rob> The Big Bridge stays the same
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> hahahaha
<Faris> . o O (remember the sakaguchi discussion?)
<Flagg> Fiddle de Chocobo = Fondle de Chocobo
<Roric> Battle With Gilgamesh - Humping with Gilgamesh
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> LOL
<Roric> ROFL
<Rob> Battle with Gilgamesh IS The Big Bridge.
<Detrafilia> Under her control can stay the same
<Roric> So can the Tower of Zot
<Detrafilia> eh
<Rob> Infiltrating Shinra Tower becomes Penetrating Shinra Tower
<Detrafilia> Somewhere in the bedroom......
<Flagg> The Flow of Life = The Flow of...
<Flagg> nahh...
<Roric> Long Way to Go... Form your own opinions
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> Under Martial Law = Under Marshall Law
<Detrafilia> Forbidden Land can stay the same too
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> Slam-Bam-Thank You Ma'am Shuffle
<Roric> Mount Ordeals
<Rob> Birth of a God becomes OH MY GOD!
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> hahahahahhahah
<Detrafilia> LOL
<Detrafilia> As I feel, You Feel. <-The Ultimate ;D
* Ellcrys-BiteMe cackles
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> hmmm
<Rob> Balamb Garden becomes Lambskin Condom
<Detrafilia> "I'm a pole dancer!"
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> Johnny C. Bed
<Roric> Johnny 2. Bed
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> Devil's Lap
<Flagg> Flowers blooming in the church = Deflowering in Bloom?
* Ellcrys-BiteMe giggles
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> "The Day After"
<Rob> I already did that one, Flagg.
<Detrafilia> The Evil Bondage-Master SexDeath
<Roric> The Magic house / The Coluseum
<Roric> Er
<Rob> The Legendary Beast becomes The Legendary Breast
<Roric> The Whore house, rather
<Detrafilia> Rob: said that one
<Rob> Ah.
<BrianS> off to bed, night everyone
<Detrafilia> Zhai`helleva BrianS!
<Detrafilia> uNF de Chocobo
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> heehee
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> SexDeath
* BrianS has returned.
<Roric> FANFARE!
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<Detrafilia> The Day Will Come.... too easy...
* Ellcrys-BiteMe nods ;)
<Roric> Kids Run Through The City Corner - Kids Withdraw from the City Whore
<Flagg> In FF6 ??? becomes !!!
<Detrafilia> lol
<Detrafilia> rotfl
<Detrafilia> We're giving a whole new meaning to "Final Fantasy"
<Roric> Which is then followed by the tune "The Returners"
<Detrafilia> hey, if FF movie was a porno, GIA's descrips of their coverage on it are still accurate "Facial Shot"
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> heheheh
<Detrafilia> 3 billion dollars have been put into this budget to make the ultimate porno.... Final Fantasy.....
<Roric> FFS - Final Fantasy Sex
<Detrafilia> Hell, FF5 is set up to be a lesbian doujinshi ;D
<Faris> wait until I get the scans, aisoku :P
<Roric> J-E-N-O-V-A becomes J-E-R-K-I-N-G
<Detrafilia> with Butz and his transvestite friend Faris, a dominated princess, and another princess.... against the pansy Gilgamesh and ExDeath..
<Faris> you know Lenna has an aneesama thing goin g;p
* Ellcrys-BiteMe won't even get into what could be done with "Holding My Thoughts In My Heart"
<Faris> aneesama=oneesama
<Detrafilia> Heh, FF5: The game where 75% of your party is a princess, and the rest is just butz.
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> heehee
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> I noticed that, towards the end
<Tweak> lol
<Roric> Who is a piece of his body all towards himself.
* Faris remembers an anime called Oniisama E
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> "Whoa... I only have one male in my party..."
* Faris winces
<Roric> Remember.  His name is "BUTZ"
<Detrafilia> Roric: lol
<Detrafilia> Too bad he's gay, and faris already slept with the other two
<Rob> Hit that Butz, dawg.
<Roric> The Great Northern Cave
* Faris coughs
<Faris> Aisoku, we weren't going to go into that
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> hmm
<Detrafilia> sorry >_< ;D
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> "Interrupted by Fireworks" :P
* Detrafilia goes back to the drawing of seifer and butz ;)
<Faris> lol
<Roric> You can hear the cry of the planet - you can hear the cry of the S&M Pain
*** Faris is now known as Shinryuu
<Detrafilia> too bad omega is regged ;p
<Shinryuu> yeah
<Detrafilia> Or I could be the one without a heart, and you can be the dark follower ;D
<Shinryuu> try OmegaWeapon or something
<Roric> Alpha and Omega, first and last
<Roric> What a pick-up line that is
*** Detrafilia is now known as OmegaWeapon
<OmegaWeapon> LOL
* Shinryuu pokepokes Detra
<Roric> Fei:  "Hey baby, I'm Alpha and I'm Omega.  I'm first and last, if ya get my drift"
<OmegaWeapon> Hey baby, I'll be the one without a heart... and you can be my dark follower.. ;)
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<Ellcrys-BiteMe> ....okay....
<Shinryuu> We'll have to get you over here so I can show you Oniisama E 
<Shinryuu> it's twisted.  You'll love it, Detra
<Shinryuu> Rei has a *cough* thing for her older sister
<Roric> I think we've depicted what the title "Final Fantasy" means
<Roric> WTG you guys
<Shinryuu> and everyone's out to kill each otehr =D
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<Ellcrys-BiteMe> WTG?
<Roric> way to go
<Tweak>  way to go
<Shinryuu> heh
<Ellcrys-BiteMe> oh
<OmegaWeapon> yeah ^^
<OmegaWeapon> awesome
*** OmegaWeapon is now known as Detrafilia