*** BraveCain is now known as Cain
<`Reeve> I know that I'm growing my goatee so I'll be cool and girls will like me, 
  just like those Backstreet Boys
<T_Phoenix> Toss it off a bridge as you drive by.
<Kaworu> They all look the same to me
<`Reeve> I'm also thinking of changing my name to just two letters
<T_Phoenix> That's what I did to a report card once....
<Turner> !weather 12345
<WeatherMan> 10Conditions at Schenectady, NY (12345)
<WeatherMan> 10Current Conditions: Cloudy
<WeatherMan> 10Temperature: 73F - Heat Index: 74F - Wind: - - Dewpoint: 68F - Rel. 
  Humidity: 84% - Visibility: 10 miles - Barometer: 30.13 inches and falling - 
  Sunrise: 6:30 am - Sunset: 7:13 pm
<WeatherMan> 10End of report.
<`Reeve> Like AJ, JT, RB, QT, or LD
<Spunior> O_o
<Turner> cool
<`Reeve> From now on, call me YB McCutie
<GeorgeBushJr> How about BJ?
<T_Phoenix> SS?
*** `Reeve is now known as YB_McCutie
*** T_Phoenix is now known as SS
*** GeorgeBushJr is now known as BJ
<YB_McCutie> There we go. Now I need to find 4 more similarly outrageous 
  plastic-like hearthrobs with a moderate but not quite up-to-par singing talent 
  and a choreographer
<SS> Now we can start our own boy band.
<YB_McCutie> Then it's nothing but babes and money... drugs too, but mainly babes 
  and money
* BJ grabs his crotch
<BJ> Heehee!
<BJ> Yow!
<Spunior> Okay, for our NS users here it is, the frame set of the month!  : 
  www.rpgalaxy.com  ;)
<Professor> o_O
<YB_McCutie> You thrust your pelvis. HUH! You thrust your pelvis. HUH!
<Professor> Dear holy weirdness.
<Kaworu> That's just scary
* BJ shoots up YB with some heroin.
<SS> Gotta stick your money in a Swiss bank account or something, because you won't 
  be making any in 5 years...
<BJ> There ya go.
*** Opiumorph has joined #fret
*** Spunior sets mode: +o Opiumorph
<Opiumorph> hi all
<YB_McCutie> Ahhh, sweet sweet heroin
<YB_McCutie> Hi Opiumorph
<Opiumorph> haha
<YB_McCutie> Change your name to two letters and you can be in our boy band
<YB_McCutie> *starts to think up lyrics to a sappy song*
<Kaworu> No, Opi
<Kaworu> Don't succumb to the evil
<BJ> Girl, I love you so much.
<BJ> You're soft to the touch.
* SS uses his evil mind control
<SS> !
<SS> I wanna
<SS> I wanna 
<BJ> Please let me use your toothbrush.
<BJ> Babe.
<SS> *ad nauseum*
<YB_McCutie> uuuuuuuuuuuuuse your toothbrush
<Kaworu> ...
<Kaworu> This is getting really stomach churning
*** Opiumorph is now known as FU
<FU> lol
<FU> FU all
<Spunior> ha ha
<Kaworu> Hehe
* BJ sees the potential for a #fret log
<SS> Oooooooh!
<BJ> Ooooooo yeah, babe.
<SS> Oooooooh!
<Kaworu> ><
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
*** YB_McCutie is now known as Britney_Spears
<Britney_Spears> Oops, I did it again. I sold out my bod, got lost in the fame. Oh 
  baby, baby. 
<BJ> Kappa's gonna post this log...........then I'm gonna pet my dog!
<Kaworu> (I guess this is more of a "guy thing")
*** Britney_Spears is now known as YB_McCutie
<Geothermal> hey, that ryhmes
*** FU is now known as Fu_all
*** Fu_all is now known as FU_all
<Lagomorph> Can I be in your boy band?
<BJ> NO
<BJ> YOU WOMAN
<BJ> GET OUT
<YB_McCutie> Can you shave your head?
<Lagomorph> SEXIST PIG
<Kaworu> Heh
<YB_McCutie> And hide your boobs?
<Kaworu> :D
<YB_McCutie> And grow a... okay, I'll stop there
<Kaworu> Yes, please do stop
<Beej> or just show your boobs.
<Lagomorph> They won't let me be in a boy band just cause I'm a girl :(
<Beej> ;P
<Kaworu> Well, we'll start up our own band then
<YB_McCutie> We could be revolutionaries who have 3 boys and a girl
<FU_all> oh babe u make me wish I was with u whenever Im uhhh...NOT with u :P
<Lagomorph> I'd bring in the teenybopper lesbian market
<BJ> lol
<Shane-D> Well, do you look like a guy?
<Lagomorph> DUDE
<Duke> They won't let me in a boyband cuz I tried to kill them =(
<Lagomorph> yeah, the FRET girls!
* SS stands around looking vapid and dumb.
<YB_McCutie> But that would deny us the cookie cutter boy band mystik that we're 
  trying for
<Shane-D> Maybe you could join if you look like a guy.
<Kaworu> Whoo!
* BJ combs his hair.
<BJ> Oooo girl.
<YB_McCutie> Yeah, we haven't come up with a name for our band yet... or 
  personalities
<YB_McCutie> Okay, BJ, you're the bad boy
<SS> You could have dumb names like Sporty Fret
<BJ> Wahoo!
* Professor is REALLY, REALLY afraid.
<SS> Or something like that.
<YB_McCutie> SS, you're the "older brother"
<YB_McCutie> I'll be the "spiritual leader"
* BJ jumps onto his Harley
*** Lagomorph is now known as SuperSaiyanSpice
<YB_McCutie> Now we need "the cute one"...
<Professor> Ahem.
<BJ> I'm bad!
<BJ> Heehee!
* FU_all poses for a photo op
* YB_McCutie looks at Professor
* Professor makes a declaration:
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<Professor> All great fretters, who know what is holy and good, unite!
<SuperSaiyanSpice> okay maybe not
*** SuperSaiyanSpice is now known as BunnyFret
<Professor> Unite with me against this force of evil, this facilitator of wrong!
<YB_McCutie> *thinks of sappy lyrics* 
<Professor> ...this abomination of pop "music"...
<BJ> Tom, you just wanna be with me.
<BunnyFret> ...I thought that said "facilitator of thong"
<Professor> ...this BOY BAND!
* BJ freaks you
<Professor> Let's crush them!
<YB_McCutie> All you girls can't you see, can't you see, how our songs are blurring 
  your reality. 
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o T_Phoenix
<BJ> Ooooooo girl.
<Kaworu> o_O
<BunnyFret> Who wants to be in the FRET girls?!
<BJ> You know you want to do me.
<Kaworu> FRET GIRLS
<BunnyFret> Join meeee!
<T_Phoenix> HEY!
<Kaworu> Me too
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<BJ> In the morning, against a tree.
<SS> Oooooooh!
<SS> Oooooooh!
<BunnyFret> ...how about OtakuFret? ;)
<BJ> Come over here, and come see me.
*** T_Phoenix has quit IRC (Leaving)
<FU_all> yes yes yes here were schmos NSTINK has got to go!
<BJ> And we can make mad crazy whoopee.
* BunnyFret laughs
<YB_McCutie> Every time you think you have a grip, baby you ain't right, and that 
  makes us larger than... you.
<BJ> Heehee!
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
* BJ harmonizes
*** Reno- has joined #fret
*** Spunior sets mode: +o Reno-
<BJ> Ohhhhhh Reno babe
<YB_McCutie> I'll be the one <echo> I'll be the one
* SS is the guy who never says anything but stuff like "oooh!" and "yeah yeah"
<BJ> You know it's not right
<Reno-> uh
<BunnyFret> Lucia should join the Fret Girls
<BJ> For you and me to fight, girl.
* FU_all snaps his fingers to the beat like all boybands do
<BunnyFret> She can be Bot Fret
<Professor> Oh, please.
<Reno-> o_O
<YB_McCutie> Who will make it seem like there is a such thing as "the perfect 
  boyfriend"
<Professor> PLEASE
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<Professor> Stand up against the darkness!
<FU_all> YO YO!!
<Professor> Ally with the one last bastion of light!
*** Cain is now known as Cain|Din
<SS> Oooooooh!
<Professor> FRETTERS, I IMPLORE THEE!
*** Professor was kicked by BJ (I must apply a kick, and light a candle wick. Get 
the hell out now, Girl.!)
<YB_McCutie> Baby... I miss you... I want to take a bathe in your eyes... a big 
  naked sweaty bath...
*** Professor has joined #fret
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Professor
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
* BunnyFret steals the last bastion of light's batteries
* FU_all goes and does a photo shoot for Tiger Beats
<Kaworu> This is cary
<Kaworu> Er, scary
* Austin|Away is now AWAY: BBT - [Pager off] - [Msgs Logged] - 12,1AWAY
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IT'S MINE, I TELL YOU!)
*** BJ sets mode: -o Professor
<BunnyFret> Cary? What a hunky name! ^____^
<Professor> Well, now you've gone and pissed the bastion of good off.
<YB_McCutie> Ooooooh yeah. Sweaty bath, sweaty bath, sweaty naked naked bath
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
* BunnyFret laughs
<BJ> Oooooooooooooooo
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<YB_McCutie> That'll be our first hit. "Naked Sweaty Bathtime."
<Kaworu> o.o
<FU_all> lol 
* BJ harmonizes
* SS stands around looking stupid
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<FU_all> whats our bands name?
* BunnyFret sees that her band isn't working out, so uh... hmmm
<BJ> I'm so sweaty.... girl. Come undress now, and get into the tub with me.
<SS> The Fretstreet Boys?
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Professor
-ChanServ:#fret- OP command used for Professor by Professor
<YB_McCutie> YES! The Fretstreet Boys!
<Professor> Blarg to that.
* Kaworu joins Lago's band
* YB_McCutie changes the subject line
<Kaworu> Now I need a name
<BJ> Ooooooooooooooooooooo yeah girl.
*** YB_McCutie changes topic to 'Welcome to #2000! NO! YE-- NO!! - Void where 
prohibited by law(www.thegia.com/fret) || Everyone download the Fretstreet Boys' 
first big chart-topper, "Naked Sweaty Bathtime"'
<BJ> Rub your oils on me.
<BJ> And if you have to pee.
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<BJ> Just do it all over me.
<Kaworu> ..........
* BunnyFret laughs
<Kaworu> ^^
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<Professor> Will no one stand up?
<Professor> WILL NO ONE FIGHT?
*** Kaworu is now known as SilverFret
<BunnyFret> Yay!
<BJ> C'mon now...... sing it.
<BunnyFret> We have at least two!
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
* SilverFret prances around in tight leather pants and a halter top
<SilverFret> Eek
<FU_all> yo girl, Im bustin this beat for u and u only
* SS dates members of the Fret Girls to start gossip
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
* BunnyFret dresses in a leotard with a bunny tail
<BJ> ooooooooooooo
* FU_all points to a random girl in the crowd
<SilverFret> Let's get Kappa to join our band
<Professor> Fine.
<BunnyFret> and pink sequins
*** Bill has joined #fret
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Bill
<BunnyFret> yeah! ImpFret!
* YB_McCutie goes out with SilverFret, then breaks up, then goes out with her 
  again, then breaks up, then is all over the covers of tabloids for a few months, 
  then gets back together, then...
<Professor> If I am the only one here who fill fight this treason...
* BJ harmonizes
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<Professor> ...then I will fight it alone.
* YB_McCutie makes a song devoted to SilverFret
* SilverFret makes an album identical to her last one
<SilverFret> No one will ever know!
* Professor unsheathes his whuppin' stick.
<BJ> Oh girl....... comb your hair, girl. You look like a goddamned 
  squirrel......... Girl.......
<YB_McCutie> It's a romantic ballade, known as "SuperSkank"
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<SilverFret> Sexy :D
<Professor> Fall, dark soldiers of pop culture!
<YB_McCutie> She's a superskank, superskank. She's a maladjusted superskank
* BunnyFret is seen in public with another female, spawning "lesbian!" rumors
* FU_all makes a song about getting back/losing a girlfriend
*** BDSChaos has joined #fret
<BJ> Wah!
* BunnyFret was just out with her sister
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
* BJ harmonizes and shatters your stick.
<YB_McCutie> BDS... I want you... baby, come on... you know I miss you... *blows a 
  kiss*
<BJ> Eat me, hater of Pop.
* BunnyFret shakes her fluffy tail thing onstage
*** Spunior sets mode: +o BDSChaos
* BJ lets a high pitched tone, as it rips off Tom's clothing.
* FU_all makes a grab at that tail
<BJ> Mwa.
<BJ> Fretstreet Boys!
<BJ> Unite!
<BJ> Oooooooooooo
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<SilverFret> Fret Girls!
<YB_McCutie> Baby... I want you... I mean, I know you're a lesbian... but give me a 
  chance... once you've had penis, you'll never go back... come on baby... I want 
  you...
* BunnyFret simply laughs and shakes him off, cause she has GIRL POWER
<BJ> Oooooooooooooooooooo
<YB_McCutie> ... And I know you want that girl in your Algebra class...
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<SilverFret> Ooh! Girl power!
* SilverFret flashes a peace sign
<BunnyFret> Boys suck! Girls rule!
<SilverFret> Yow!
* BunnyFret now goes out and dates everyone
<YB_McCutie> ... maybe the three of us... you know... I mean, come on... you KNOW 
  what I'm sayin...
<SS> Now you gotta have goofy accents.
* FU_all flashes a passing car
<SS> Now you gotta have goofy accents.
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<SilverFret> Okaaay!
<BunnyFret> hey, you're right
<YB_McCutie> I'll kick your arse so hard you'll kiss the moons!
* Geothermal shouts: all hail Kunio, and his glorius t-shirt line
<SS> Oui!
<YB_McCutie> Goofy enough?
<BJ> Baby.... you've got this beautiful ass, but I can't stop smoking the 
  grass...yeah.  I see things that I only dreamed about, like Bill Clinton in 
  sauerkraut.......
*** Spunior has left #fret
<SS> Iz veree goofee, oui?
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<SilverFret> Okay, y'all!
* BJ harmonizes
*** Bill is now known as Bill|Gone
<Duke> there're only two fret girls?
<BunnyFret> Oi! I ain't got a flippin' clue what my accent should sound like, mate!
<YB_McCutie> Baby... I could eat a steak off your ass for three hours straight... 
  no more... no less...
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<BJ> Tom...... you can't beat us you see.  You are inferior to me........ yeah.
<YB_McCutie> Steak off your ass! Steak off your ass! I wanna wanna wanna eat a 
  steak off your ass
<FU_all> HOY!! DIS AINT ROIGHT!! (british punk accent)
<BunnyFret> no no, I got it
<Duke> ......
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
*** BDSChaos has left #fret
* Duke idly sings Duvet to maintain his sanity
<BunnyFret> unt i veel talk like zees all zee time... for I am sveedish accent! all 
  hail zee fret girlz!
* FU_all snaps along to he beat (like a boyband memeber can actually keep a beat)
<BunnyFret> help vith vhat?
<YB_McCutie> One of those steaks that are half-cooked, baby... you know, a little 
  red inside... red like your ass, baby... I know the sunburn hurts, but it's kind 
  of a turn on, baby...
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<Duke> She haz un accente francaise, Lag :P
*** Kuja is now known as Clarice_Starling
* SS does some bad choreographed dancing.
<BunnyFret> vat are you tolking about, Dook?
<BJ> Girl.. you look like you got your face smashed in by a coat hanger. But, hey, 
  that's okay..... I want you in my bed today.
* SS jumps around onstage like he's jacking off
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<YB_McCutie> That sounds like a cheer, BJ
* SilverFret has to go ;_;
<BJ> I'm sorry YB... forgive me>
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<SilverFret> But...uh...
* BJ shoots up YB with more heroin
<SilverFret> Peace, and...Girl Power!
<BunnyFret> huzzah!
* SilverFret flashes #fret
<SilverFret> :D
<YB_McCutie> ... BJ... I can forgive you... for that sounding like a cheer... and 
  for sleeping with that skank...
<SS> .....
<BunnyFret> yoo hahf foon now!
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
*** SilverFret has quit IRC (o/~ Girl Power! o/~)
<BJ> Oooooooooooooooooo
*** Professor has left #fret (IT IS OVER! WE ARE ALL DOOMED! FIGHT ONLY FOR YOUR 
SOULS, NOT FOR...)
<YB_McCutie> ... she was pretty skanky... and I know you said you tripped or 
  something... but who the hell trips when they're naked...?
*** Duke has quit IRC (Leaving)
*** Vincent_Grayson has joined #fret
<SS> And you girls gotta all dye your hair different colors, so people can tell you 
  apart.
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Duke
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<BJ> YB... I hope you like the heroin I shot you up with....that's some really good 
  shit, trust me.
<BJ> It'll make any ugly chick look like a sexy mofo.... like Roseanne to Cindy 
  Margolis.......
<BunnyFret> vhat are yoo talkeeng about? Vhen yoo are treepeeng, yoo zomtimes geet 
  nekkeed!
<BunnyFret> eet eez joost a matter ov course!
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
*** Clarice_Starling is now known as Topo
<BJ> Alas...... I've got to depart tonight.  Please forgive me now, band members.
* YB_McCutie goes out with BunnyFret, then gets caught in a torrid sex scandel with 
  her best friend, then with her, then breaks up, then gets back together, then 
  dots the tabloids, then breaks up, then gets back together, then...
* SS starts a solo career!
* BJ jerks into a can, and sells it on Ebay for 5000 dollars.
* BunnyFret writes a song about her heartbreak
<YB_McCutie> Fine, BJ. Leave us just like you left that skank!
* SS makes song composed of nothing but "Yeah yeah yeah!"
<BJ> ...I've got some more heroin, YB!
* SS sells a million records!
*** YB_McCutie changes topic to 'Welcome to #2000! NO! YE-- NO!! - Void where 
prohibited by law(www.thegia.com/fret) || Everyone download the Fretstreet Boys' 
two biggest chart-toppers, "Naked Sweaty Bathtime," and "SuperSkank"'
* BJ hooks YB up to a heroin IV.
* FU_all writes a song about losing a girlfriend
* YB_McCutie goes with BJ
<BJ> Oh yeah, baby.
* SS goes on Letterman and gets into a fight
<Duke> uhm
<BunnyFret> Yoo never lahved me... yoo used me... do yoo declare zis eesn't troo? 
  For yoo used me, Joost like I used yoo....
* BJ insults other boybands
<Duke> and you don't seem to understand
<Duke> ^^
<BJ> I depart now. Ciao.
* BunnyFret writes a song entitled "YOU SUCK"
* SS joins the band again for a "reunion tour"
*** Vincent_Grayson has quit IRC (Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos)
*** BJ has quit IRC (Fretstreet's back, allright!)
*** Professor has joined #fret
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Professor
<YB_McCutie> Baby... when we tried to break up... you got all teary and shit... and 
  for a second, I was thinking... maybe I shouldn't break up with her... and then I 
  decided to just slam the door in your face... but I didn't mean to do it 
  literally...
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<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
* BunnyFret laughs
<YB_McCutie> ... So I'm sorry that i slammed that door in your face... and broke 
  your nose like that... and make you cry even more...
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
*** Bill|Gone is now known as Bill
<YB_McCutie> ... and I hope... that you'll get back your old nose... I'll pay the 
  plastic surgeon, I promise... I know I said that back when you wanted implants... 
  but this time I really will
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<YB_McCutie> ... and I hope the left implant doesn't... you know, baby... like, 
  explode like the other one did
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah!
<Duke> AAAAAAAAAAAlbequerque!
<YB_McCutie> ... but I tried to warn you baby... implants aren't done right with a 
  straw and a balloon...
<Duke> A......L......B.....E................querqueeeeee!!!
<SS> Yeah yeah yeah! (Is it time to dance yet?)
* SS is so high on drugs he forgot the routine
<Reno-> http://psxmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/brit02.jpg <-- hey look! dumb and 
  dumber!
* YB_McCutie looks
* Kusuka wirft Stuhl
<Duke> What's this now about Britney Spears being almost nekkid?
<BunnyFret> ...who eez zat?
<Duke> at some award?
<YB_McCutie> She was, Duke
<Duke> oh
<YB_McCutie> Err, not naked
<Duke> anyone have a pic
<Duke> ?
*** YB_McCutie is now known as `Reeve
<`Reeve> It was on the FOX news channel, when they were talking about if she went 
  too far
<Duke> I wanna see how "almost naked" is to them ^^
<BunnyFret> seriously, who is that? They look exactly alike...
<`Reeve> She took off her shirt, so for the top she only had a bra on
*** SS is now known as T_Phoenix
<`Reeve> And her pants were kinda see-through, and you could see a thong
* BunnyFret disbands the girl band... since there's only one girl
<Duke> izzat all?
*** BunnyFret is now known as Lagomorph
<T_Phoenix> You're more like Brittany Spears. :P
<`Reeve> The Fretstreet Boys are still around... they'll make a return one day
<Lagomorph> actually I heard her pants were skin tone
<Duke> heh
<Lagomorph> and the thong was painted on
<`Reeve> ... then how come I could see the thong through them?
<Duke> CHURROS!
<`Reeve> Ahh
<Duke> *snick*
<ZS> Churros?
<T_Phoenix> Of course, we'd call ourselves "TFB" or somthing like that.
<ZS> OMG
<Lagomorph> seriously, who is that in that picture?
*** FU_all is now known as Opiumorph
<`Reeve> "Once again, I must sugar my own churro"
<`Reeve> If it's the pic I think you're talking about, it's Britney Spears and 
  Christina Aguilera
*** Topo is now known as AlmightyBossDevil
<ZS> Churros :D~~~
<Lagomorph> oh
<Lagomorph> ...how can you tell them apart?
<Duke> I think Ultime-- uh, Jennifer Lopez was a little more racy
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