GARDEN FESTIVAL COMMITTEE - GRANDIA SUCKS
lyrics: Yuffie Kisaragi

Well, this new game is pretty lame
The story's so tame, everything's the same
It's so hardcore for being done before
Three times or more, probably four
Those ancient races, high-tech bases?
They're so tasteless, totally faceless
This mere baby wants to journey
Pure monotony, must be loony
His brain is small, his voice appalls
I hopes he falls right off that wall
Big heads expand, messed up glands
Hey, take a stand, down with Graaaandiiia

Grandia sucks!
Grandia sucks!
How can someone get paid
To make games already made (Grandia sucks!)
Everyone's on Prozac
I want my money back (Grandia sucks!)

Now, Red XIV loves every scene
But I ain't seen anything keen
Wasn't surprised when Liete died
Sue's secret ride I vilified
It's all so cloying, downright annoying
Why's it showing where gamers are going?
They think they rule, better than you
Let's shun the new, go '92!
All this old-school nonsense ain't cool
Throw out these fools from the gene pool
Horribly bland, loved by GameFan
Hey, take a stand, down with Graaaandiiia

Grandia sucks!
Grandia sucks!
How can someone get paid
To make games already made (Grandia sucks!)
Everyone's on Prozac
I want my money back (Grandia sucks!)

Non-stop fighting ain't exciting
No luck finding that king Hiking
Herro Engrish from Babelfish
This makes me wish I was Amish
Pixellated mess straight from the NES
Beyond this test, still more fetch quests
Cross mountain pass, rescue lost lass
Each like the last, endless morass
Dripping with sap, no world map
I'll shoot the chap who made this crap
Soul Hackers canned, this reached our land?
Hey, take a stand, down with Graaaandiiia

Big heads expand, messed up glands
Horribly bland, loved by GameFan
Soul Hackers canned, this reached our land?
Hey, take a stand, down with Grandia
Grandia sucks!