SPICE CHANNEL 5 -  a SEQEUAL to FITHOS LUSEC WECOS VINOSEX
a #fret lemon by CHU-CHU ^_^


featureing theRETURN of
every1 from the first story

other stories i like:
Mario YAOI!:  http://www.net-link.net/~ellcrys/assoc/marioyaoi.txt
MOMMA'S LET YUOR BOYS GROW UP TO BE JEFF BEZOS!!!:
  http://somethingawful.efront.com/jeffk/jeffbezzos/

i got a lot of feedback aftar writing my first lemon!  for example,
some people wrote me with suggescheuns like:

<Joe> It'll attract more readers if you include a donkey.

so I hope I have taken all your feedback into account when I wrote
my sequal!  here it is ^__^



CHAPTER 1: OH NO MORE LEMONS (LOL LEMMINGS LEMONS GET IT?!!?)

iori ran home nad joined #fret he was very scared.  "HELP" he typed.
"wesley willis is After me.  he is STALKING me and is going 2 rape me
again!"

"what goes around comes around" laughed spunior

"more like cums around!" fritz said in pink text but no one laughed.
In fact, Mandoric was so pissed that he kicked Fritz through the wall
with his bear hands.  (when fritz shot himself in the first story he
did not acshually die but he was revived by ancient dolphin shamens from
PLANET NAMEK)

"no u guys I AM SERIOUS" Iori said.

"Iori why don't u come to saksetchawean and we can have hot esex all
day," said crimsonmonkey

"ok" said iori and he did that.

Then Iori and CM got married and had hot sex all day and lived happily
ever after.


CHAPTER 2: TERROR IN THE THEATER

Meanwhile ONsen and Yuffie had decided to get back 2gether after they
were separated BUT NOT YET DIVOVRECED.  they decided to go to
a movie.

When they were they saw Caph and Loerlai but they were making out
so onsen and Yuffie decided not to bother them.  Onsen and Yuffie sat
down and started watching the movie.

Oh no!  It was a webcam movie footaeg of RydiaMist and Terra-1st
havng sex.

"hey GUYs we don't want to see this!" Onsen and Caph exclaimed.

"Too bad you HAVE TO WATCH IT!" RydiaMist laughed as he poured
oraeng juice all over terra and liked it off while sexx0ring her

"oh WELL I suppose it is better than watching terra masterbate
with her BEANY BABIES" said Caph.

"Gawd this SUCKS!" Yuffie whined as she picked Onsen's pcoket.
this was almost as intolirable as you = faggot jokes.

"well sorry yuffie but i am leaving YoU anyway for these HOT
TRANSFORMERS," Onsen said as he ran of the theatre.  he eloped with
a truck and they moved to sasketchawen and had hot sex all day and
lived happilye evar after.


CHAPTER 3: BASLT FROM THE PAST!!!

*** Cain is now known as Cain|Masturbusy


CHAPTER 4: GRATCHEUS SELF-INSERTION  (AKA. BI-OI)

well as you may know by now Fritz is 5 assholes in one!
when selphie found out about this, she was very excited.

so she got together five dildoes (she had to buy a fifth
one at leeloo's sex shop), but she had a hard time putting
on five dildos.  so she recruited CHu-Chu (THAT'S ME)
and chu-chu used 2 of the dildos.

(selphie had more dildoes than chu-chu becuase she was
taller and biggar)

then chu-chu and selphie anally raped x5 fritz with their
FILVE DILDOS ^-^

"OHHH YES!" fritz said.

after chu-chu and selphie had tiared out fritz, they had
sex with themselves too.  "OOOH selphie i didn't you were
bye," said chu-chu

fritz and chu-chu and selphie eloped and moved to saksethcean
and got married and had hot sex all day and lived happily
ever after


CHAPTER 5: DONKEY SEMEN (BE CAREFUL WHAT YUO WISH 4)

A donkey joined #fret.  "seen joe" said the donkey

"Hey," said Joe.  "I hope SilverEclipse has not been turned into a donkye
or anytheting."

"No" said the donkey.  "I am a real donkley not silvereclipse.  but I
have A CURHSE ON YUO!"

"oh no a donkey has a crush on me!" exclaimed joe.  "but, i am an
open-minded person [canadiane -ed.] so that is okay with me."

joe had sex with the donkey.  then they moved to saskatechwean, married,
had hot sex all day, and lived happily ever after


CHAPTER 6: BEWERE OF MODERN TIECHONLOGY

akiko yoshida joined fret again for the second time in the week!

"YAY akiko yoshida is back!" said hobbes the very big vagarant story fan

akiko yoshida started dccing kris some hot john hardin lovin' -- until
DISASTIR STRUCK!

*** DCC Get failed!

"OH NO he has PINGED OUT" said kris.  "and only I got hardin head
and torso."

kris put hardin's upper half in a Wheal Chair.  then hardin gave him
head cause he couldn't do very much else

To be continued!


CHAPTER 7: TITANIA X ALGUS

This chapter has BEEN SANTITIZED for your PROTECTION


CHAPTER 8: REN X RIN TEE-HEE

And now the chaptar you have all been waiting for (maybe)
it si THE REN AND RIN YURI CHAPTAR

lauren "aka ren" had a crush on her firend erin "aka rin"
who was not a donkey.  so she decieded to seduce her and
tell #fret about it.

"I AM SEDUCCING ERIN!" she said to fret.  "OK NOW WE ARE
TAKINC OFF ORU CLOES!"

"DIE!" sai dspunior "aka julian"

"OKAY NOW ARE BOTH NAEKED" narrated ren. "NOW WE ARE GROPEING
EACH OTHER.  WHOOPS I HAVE TO PEE.  OKAY I PEED NOW WE
ARE 69ING!!!!"

spunior's head explODED!  just Like that!

ren and rin zarked "aka fucked" and made fritz draw a picutre of
it.  then they decided to mvoe to sasktechewan and get
married and have hot sex "aka zarking" all day and live happily
ever after.

in other yuri-related news, silverclipse and fadded also
moved to saksetchewan and got married and had hot sex all
day and lived happily after after


CHAPTER 9: DRAK WANTED TO BE NI THIS LEMON

Drak was tired of getting less attention than his bot so hed
decided to disguise hismelf as a bot.  he joined #fret as
Darkara and !attacked people for aw hile.

"haha this is great I am going to be on the top of stats for
sure" thought Drak

well, that wasn't all he was going to be on top of because
then Cid started trying to make out with Drakara

"UH-OH" thought Drak as Cid sex0rred him.  "What AM I gonan
do?"  he decided to just be honest so he shouted "NO YOU IDIOT
I AM DRAK NOT DARAKA (EVEN THOUGH MY NICK IS DRAKARA)"

cid was pissed off so he took a dump on drak

"oooooh" said drak "well actually i am sorta into that kind
of stuff"

"YAY!" said Cid as he farted

but cid and Drak were really embarassed about what had happened
in #FRET so they eloped to sekastchewan.  then they got marreid
and had hot sex all daye and lived happily ever after while
listening to cid's metalica CDs.


CHAPTER 10: BEWERE OF MODERN TIECHONLOGY II - ELECRIC BOOGALOO

Cotninued from Chapter 6...

kris went on a quest for Hardin's bottom half.  He figuerd Akiko
yoshida must still have it so he booked a flight to Japan!

On the plane was robbert silvers.  "O HATTE MYLSEF" said robbert

"y?" said kris

"BECAUSE i am on this plane and i am MISSING TODA'S EPIAASODE
of DRAGON BALL Z" said rober silver.  "IT SI FAVIRTE EPIASODE
TOO"

fortunately kris had brought a potrable TV so robbert silvars
could watch DRARGON BAAL Z.  rob humped the portable TV as
he imagenged himself having sex with picollo who was very
bishouen.

once kris got to japan he found hardin's bottam half at the
bottom of a well.  funny hwo the bottom was att the bottom.

"oh thank goodness you found my bottom hallf," said hardin.  "now
i can show yuo why they call me 'hardin'."

hardin and kris started having sex.  and, boy, was hardin ever
hard!

then sidney showed up and they had a 33-some.

AND CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPIND NEXT?

kris and hardin and cidyney eloped and moved to saketcheswan and
ghot married and had hot sexa ll day and lived happely after after

but then sydney dumped kris and hardin and married mullenkamp
and they moved to saksetchewan and ghot marreid and hot sex all
day and lived happily after all too!


CHAPTER 11: SAVE FARIS LOLOLOLOLOL

well there were 2 yaoi chapters so here is another yuri chapter.
this is an EQUAL OPPRoRUTNITY fanfic so don't pull any of this
title nine stuff on me k???

faris had been turned into a houseplant and she needed to
tell #fret about this every five minutes "o,o" she said.
soemone asked her what was wrong but she couldne't say because
she was just a houseplant (even though she was the ULTIMATE
houseplantet)

finally soujiro figured out through MENTILL TELEPATHIE that
Faris had eben turned into a houseplant and could only be
cured by XXX HOT UNCENSORED ANAL YURI ACTION

so soujiro and faris the houseplant got together and there
was exciting TACTICAL TENTACEL-SEX ACTION.  poof!  just
like that, faris turned back into normal

"oH WHEW" I am saved said faris.  she moved to skatchewan and
got married to ichoujiojou ken and had hot sex all day and lived
ahppiely ever after

soujiro idlyed for 5 hours in #fret then she also moved to
saskeewtchewan and married priss and had hto sex all day and
lived happiyle ever after too


CHAPTER 11: LOL I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE LOL

t-phoenix braught aerith some fancy expensive flowers.  "i bought
you some flowers!" he said.

"didn't I just seell you those flowers 30 minutes ago!"

"oops!" said t-p.  "I SUCK!  This is why no one lieks me and there
is a VAST GLOBBAL consparacy with men in balck helicotpers against
me."

"oh t-phoenix dear i love you anyway," said aerith and kissed him.

suddenly kaworu showed up.  "NO!" she said.  "Aerith, you can't
steal my slave!"  Kaworu kiddanped t-phoenix (WITH A STICK!) and
took him back to her dungeon of pleasure 'n paine

kaworu chained TP to the wall and whipped him for being bADe.
pipps was also their because kaworu ownedd pipps aswell.

"piipps is bad" kaworu said as she made him do 20 push-ups (because
he was bad)

aerith burst into the dungeon of pleasure 'n paine with two uzis.
"I've came to save you Stepehne!" she said as she unchained
TP.  TP and Aerith then moved to sakertchewan and got married
and had hot sex all day and lived happily ever after.

meanwhile kaworu was very unhappy so she made pipps give her
a massaeg and then sex0rred him.  fortunately pipps used his
macking skills to make kaworu fall in love with him.  then
piips and kaworu moved to skasterchewan and well you can prboably
fill in the blank by now.


CHAPTER 11: CUTTING-EDGE HUMOR

YUO = FAGOT  lol!
YUO = FAGOT
YUO = FAGOT
YUO = FAGOT
YUO = FAGOT  lol!
YUO = FAGOT  
YUO = FAGOT
YUO = FAGOT  rotflol
YUO = FAGOT
YUO = FAGOT
lmao


CHAPTER 11: I AM BRASIL (OR AT LEAST URUGUAY)

while it was nighttime liz snuck into shevat.  her plan was to
rape id.  "wait, is that okay?" wondered liz, who was started
to have morale doubts.  She checked the nearest religes text
which was the Chu-chu tribe's Mambonomicon.

"THOU SHALT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S ASS," said the Mambonomicon.
"ESPECEALLY IF HE IS REALLY HOT AND BISHOUNEN"

"oh good," said liz and proceeded to the room where Id (who
was really Fei-sama) was asleeping.  liz was about to anally
rape id with her DILDO ^-^ when Id woke up.

"h0h0h0" said Id.  "You Can't fool me because I have multiple
personalityies"

"ha HA! said liz.  "Well I have more MULTIPER personalities than
you!"

liz was ChronoFangirl AND Rizu AND ForeverZero AND `Schala AND
Tense AND Kokyusbguibo

Id was very impressed that Liz had so many multiple personalitiyes
that he allowed Liz to punish him with dildo

so liz ditched mike cause who the fuck wants to move to califorania
anyway and eloped with id and they moved to sakserccthewan and
got married and had hot (anal) sex all day and lived happely after
eaver

OH and Liz is also Ryoko Sorry I forgot one


CHAPTER 11: JPARSIH IS 2ISH LOSER

meanwhile on the psxboard druf and fury were ahvign hot sex
(also alsater was having good times in bed with marle)

"hey WASSAP up my homeys" said j. "tasootyfrpg" parsih.  "can
i ojoin in too"

"NO go away" said druff as fury fiellated him.

"WELL FUCK YOU THEN" said toastffrg.  he went aall alone back
to his apartermt cause no liked him because he had A HUGE EGO
and QWOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT MEGEGMAN  oh no reeve is looking
over my shoulder as i type this he says "megaman fans are
cool you stupid pink rat" :(((

anyway toastfyrg dreww himself into his comic strip and had
hot sex with that purple-haried chick it hink her name is
rorita

"WAIT this isnt'fun i would rather be playing MEGAMEN LEGENDS"
said tastryfrog.  he stopped having hot sex with rorita and
platyed MEGAMANE LEGENDS For the 800th time

"Oh no" said rorita and shot herself

it was just like WENdy the comic except that then tasotyfrog
got arrested for having sex with miner.  SUCKS TO BE HIM!


CHAPTER HRAIR: ESCAPE FRMO SKAETSCHEWAN

by this time there were many #fretters living in skasterchewan
having hot sex ll ady long and living happily after ever

"WHOA wiat a second" said cid.  "I am hnot living happily ever
after.  in fact it is down right shitty year"  he then farted

"YEah who wants to live in Saksetchewan?" said B who had eloped
with flip whom she was making wear an edgar costume 24/7.  "we
must have been BRAINWEASHED"

Hobbes stopped humpign his copy of vagrant Story and looked up.  "Huh?"

"We areall trapped in Saksetchewan you BLOODY IODTIO" said iori

the #fretters hatched a greate grinchy escaip plan.  they dug
a tunnel all the way to minot north dakaota

suddenly a fat woman appeared.  it was YUOR MOM.  YES YOU THE
READER THIS SI AN INTARACTIVE FANFIC@.  "OH no it is your mom
she was responsible for everything!!" explained fritz

"YES I am Tired of the jokes you keep making about me!!" said
YOUR MOM.

"WE SUCK" thoughr rboert silvers who had elopped to saketerchewan
with sefirorth.

"WELL YUO = FAGOT" shouted Caph who was now married to Lorleai.  he
Dealt YOUR MOM a mighty blow (No I don't mean it that way!!)

everyone escaped from yuor mom and vowed NEVER to go back to
sasktechewan again.  then they all got Diovcered from each other
(except fro Joe and the Goat)

THE END


P.S. ha ha this is funnay joke but i forgot to include but anyway
REEVE DUMPS PIG'S BLOOD ON CARRIE lmao