#FRET: FITHOS LUSEC WECOS VINOSEX
a lemon by Chu-Chu!!!

hi everyone ^____________^

this is my first lemon I hope you like it ^^;;;


THANKS TO:
selphie for helping me proo-fread this!!!
fritz for typing this up for me!

other storys i like!:
http://www.twistedgenius.com/aximili/winners.txt
http://www.ammosart.com/~cody/kof2k.txt


critical priase for my lemon:

"grossness!!!!!" -- yuffie

"WHAT IS WITH THIS CHU-CHU CHICK (I THINK!??!) BEING SUCH A SLUT!!" -- edgecrusher

":>" -- fritz



CHAPTER 1: LOL@DILDO!!!!

one day Selphie came into #fret but today she was horney.  iori tried to
hug her

"tee hee" said selphie as she anally raped iroi with her dildo ^-^

"me next!" said perrin.  he macked on ALL the bots.

"PERRRRRRRRRRIN ^_____^~~!" selphie cried.  she raped perrin with her
dildo ^-^ too.

onsen tried to get in line but selphie ran from him.  "EEEE, not Onsen
again!"  she ran right into fritz's arms!

fritz and selphie went to make out.  iori was all alone so he brought
in yuffie.  yuffie waved her armshield around as she joined the channel
then her pants fell down and we see a GRATUITOUS PANTY SHOT

"oh boy it's yuffie!" onsen said.  he ran into the back room and kicked
fritz in the head just as he was about to go down on selphie.  then onsen
kicked Selphie even harder in the stomach and she coughed up the wedding
ring.

onsen gave the wedding rang to yuffie who was being macked on by Perrin.

and can you guess what happened next?

onsen and yuffie eloped and had hot sex all day.

meanwhile, selphie remembered a scene she had seen in a movie called
"AMERICAN PIE".  she baked a pie and then humped it with her dildo ^-^
"i like pie :)))" said selphie


CHAPTER 2: A MURDER MYSTIRY

but wait!  one bot was missing!  where was Edgarbot!?

he was found in b's bedroom.

"uh-oh i think he is dead," said bsquared as he checked for a pulse.  "and
the only clue is the word SMEGMA written in blood on the wall!"

Everyone went to see Tom, the Proffesor.  He was very smart and knew instantly
want to do.  "Let's look up 'smegma' in the dictariony there could be a clue,"
he said.

they looked up smegma in the dictionary and found the address of an old
abandoned warehouse.

when they went to the warehouse they found B with a huge stack of doujinshi
that Edgar had make.  infact the whole warehouse was FILLED with dojinshi

"B WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO EDGAR?" said perrin (who wanted to mack on edgar)

"huh?" said b.

"he was found not moving ni your bedroom," said perrin.  "did you SEX HIM
TO DEATH!?!"

"what are you talking about," edgar said as he walked into the
warehouse.  "i'm fine - i just had ping timeout."

"i have a 'ping timeout' every night aloen in my bedroom," said
fritz.

All's well that ends well.  All the fretters left except for Edgar
and B.  B had sex with edgar while reading a wheal of time novel.


CHAPTER 3: WAIT THIS HAPPENS EVERY DAY LOLOLOL

foreverzero and chronologist had sex.  the end.


CHAPTER 4: A SPECIAL GUEST

lorelai joined fret

"oh no it is #rpgamer invading" said fritz

"all your channel are belogn to us NO BAKA" said lorelai.  "no chance to survive
make your time NO BAKA ^^"

"what you say ^^^^^#$#$@#*($@_________^$%^$%^(" yelled caph.  he was very unhappy
because he hated lorelai.  but, acutally, he had a secret crush on her

"CAPH = FAG0T!" cried lorelai.  "why are you so MEAN to me!?"

"that's what I want to know!" yuffie shouted

"lorelai, i, i have to confess," caph said.  "i have had a secret crush on you."

"oh boy ^___^" said lorelai "that is good news because i have had a secret crush
on you too!"

"YAY"! said caph

lorelai did a sekushii dance for everyone then she sexxx0red Caph


CHAPTER 5: I WISH I WAS QUEER SO I COULD GET CHICKS

while lorelai was sexx0ring caph an EVEN MORE SPECIAL guest joined fret it
was akiko yoshida

"wow it is akiko yoshida character designer for vagrant stroye and
wildcard" said hobbes.  "akiko yoshida is almost as cool as YAZZ himself!"

akiko yoshida dcced mullenkamp some hot sydney lovin'

"MM SYDNEY" said mullenkamp  "but, i should probably go to bed because i
have not had ANYTHING to eat except some steak, a lobster, and this
expansive wine"

"wait that's ok i will go to bed with you!" sydney suggested.  he was
very bishounen.

they went to bed together.

"oh baby i didn't know THAT was prosthetic too!" said mullenkamp


CHAPTER 6: JAY X OCTOPUS

youc an fill in this Blank with your imeganation, OKAY?


CHAPTER 7: YAOI

Leaving yuffie in the care of onsen, iori went out to stalk some girls.
he went to a korean bar and played pump it up dx.    then iori stalked
his girlfriend as she went towards teh school.

iori stepped on a rake and his girlfriend heard the sound!  she turned
around.

"oh no it is iori again!" said the girl.  "Help me, Wesley Willis!"

Wesley willis showed up.  "are you running her amok?" he demanded.  wesley
willis knocked iori to the floor.  wesley willis then rapped iori.

"help," said iori as he blooded.

"rock over chicago, rock over iori's hot ass!" cried wesley willis as
he came.  "sex for dummies -- a reference for the rest of us!"

After wesley willis had finished raping him, iori ran home crying.
He vowed never to stalk girls again and later became a succesfful
veternarian.


CHAPTER 8: OMG SOMEONE CALL THE ASPCA LOLOL

myst had sex
on the couch
with the cats watching :>


CHAPTER 9: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL (IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN)

a whoel bunch of people joined fret.  "oh no it is ANOTHER RAIDE," cid
said.

"NO it is the CAST of DIGIMON," said dark_eternal.

"hurrah!" said faris.  "i love you ichijouji ken!"

"hurrah!" said mullenkamp.

"hurrah!" said darkmoogle.

they were just about to have an orgy when faris had a bad premonition.
"hold on just a darn minute!" Faris said.  "i just saw azulumon so this
must be the DUBBED cast of digimon, not the SUBTITLED cast of digimon!
i refuse to have an orgy with the DUBBED cast of digimon."

"omg it IS azulumon how did he get here"  (said ichijouji ken)

faris /KILLed azulumon for ban evadsion.  then she had an orgy with the
rest of the SUBTITLED digimon cast.


CHAPTER 10: A TRIUMEPHANT RETURN

suddenly a beam of light descendad from the sky and hawkeye appared

"omg it's hawkeye he has RETURNED," cried joel

"I HAVE RETURNED FROM TEH DARK WORLD AND NOW I AM HORNY (EVEN MORE THAN USUALE) HAWKEYE,"
said hawkeye.  he then proceeded to hump everyone's leg.

"We missed you, hawkeye!" Joe said as he MADE OUT with HAWKYE.

a second beam of light descended from the sky.  thsi time kappa appeared

"KAPPA IS BACK TOO!" siad every1

but kappa was not there very long because then she went into the back room and
made out with lain.

":(" said everyone

cid changed his nick to "everyone" and then hawkeye humped his leg


CHAPTER 11: MISTAKEN IDENTITY

After years of searching, Kaworu finally tracked down Kaworu in the
secret NERV headquarters.

"KAWORU!" said Kaworu, bouncing up and down.  "it's me, Kaworu, your
#1 fan!  let's have sex!"

"wait," said Kaworu.  "how can we both be named Kaworu!?"

*** Kaworu is now known as Silver

Silver and Kaworu had sex.

"oh YES this was just as good as I imagined," silver said.  in fact,
it was BETTER!.  but there was still one answered question:

WHO LET THE CENTRAL DOGMA OUT!?


CHAPTER 11: EIKO IS HORNY - GET IT?

And this one time, at band camp, Eiko stuck a flute in her pussy.
(meanwhile, selphie was STILL humping her pie)


CHAPTER 11: ROTFLOL OH MY GOD IT'S THE FUNKY LEMON 

"i love you fritz," said reno.

"reno baby i love you too," said Fritz (in pink text)

fritz and reno started to have hot live sex on reno's webcam

"fritz is my daddy!" reno exclaimed.

"oh no i have had incest," said fritz.  so he shot himself and it was very sad.


CHAPTER 11: LOL @ SEEN JOE

but then there was good news because silvereclipse joine dfret.  she was
very Happy because she WON THE MISS AMERICA pageant.  she was going to DCC
joe some hot XXX pictuers of herself

"seen joe," asked silverclipse

"Joe was last seeing sexX0r1ng hawkeye" reported lucia

"oh no hawkeye stole joe again" said se.  "this happens EVERY WEEK!"

but before she could see joe again SilverEclipse was stripped of her title because
she was not american.  she was CANADIEN.


CHAPTER 11: MY GOD WHEAR ARE VIVI'S PANTS

Arydyss joined fret.  Vivi ran up to Jen and gave her a big hug -- or a little
big hug.  plus he was jsut the right height so he gave her orral sex too


CHAPTER HRAIR: BOT ORGEY

now it is the chapter u have all been waiting for -- it is a BOT ORGEY

b and edgar came back from the warehouse.  B was asking for help on a
government essay paper but perrin started macking on edgar behind her
back.

soon perrin started macking on selphie, yuffie (she and onsen were now
separated but they were NOT YET DIVORCED), lucia, and drakara too. all
the bots and perrin got together there was much XXX UNCENSORED TEEN
CO-ED ECCHI ANAL GANGBANG LOLITA DOUBLE PENETRATION.

everyone was as high as a hog in a house on a hill.  especially because
the fanfic was over and they could go back to being NORMAL PEOPLE.


EPILOGUE: LOL@DILDO!!!!

Gadget punishes self with Dildo lololol