"The Supertastic Adventures of F.R.E.T.!
Staring Fritz "Chu-Chu" Fraundorf" (With his sidekick, Hawkeye)!

Chapter 3: Conclusions

Note: Any resemblance to any being on this earth, being fictitious or not, is purely coincidental, except where otherwise noted.

<Iori> What is it, Fritz? You look troubled! This is it! There's no turning back now!

The two agents Hawkeye and Fritz, along with thier companion Iori, managed to sneak into Welted's large fortified base...

How did they get there?

...

Shut up. They just did.

<Hawkeye> Oi! C'mon Fritz, Iori! Just you wait, Welted! Today's gonna be the day reckoning!!! Say your prayers!

* Iori rolls his eyes

<Hawkeye> ...Not that it'll do you any good!!!

* Hawkeye starts laughing

<Iori> Fritz!

* Fritz nods

The elevator behind our fearless F.R.E.T. agents closes. They are left with the choice of going left or right. They choose right. WILL THIS BE THE END OF OUR DEAR FRIENDS?!

* Iori points What's that crystal like thing?

...No. Because I haven't decided it yet.

* Hawkeye looks Some kind of switch? Bugger! So close yet so far...

<Fritz> ...

The heros decide to wander around the castle some more. They're wandering, they're wandering...Then they ride another elevator. Or something. Some type of lift.

Just trust me, I was there.

<Hawkeye> Oi! What the bloody hell just happened? What are we doing out here?

* Hawkeye looks over the edge Wooooow! Bugger...!!! We're so high up! Is this thing floating!?

<Iori> Did it feel like your body just passed through the floor right now?

* Fritz pauses

<Hawkeye> This is some fort...eh, Fritz? You alright, mate?

<Fritz> ...

<Hawkeye> You've been acting all weird. Who knows what's up ahead, so stay on your toes, eh!?

* Fritz nods

The group approaches a large door. As Fritz is about to open it, he can hear his own heart pound. Then, it appears as though the door swallows him whole!

<Fritz> W...what's going on?!

* Fritz looks down at the floor

<Fritz> ...Oh no...Hawkeye!

Below him, Hawekeye is laying in a pool of his own blood.

<Fritz> Who...who did this?

* Fritz looks at his hand

...He is holding a bloody dagger.

* Fritz kneels down Oh no...no!! Justice....JUSTICE!!!

When suddenly!

<Kappa> No! Fritz! You musn't!

<Chameleon> Fritz! Stop it!

<Fritz> Make it stop, make it stop!

Fritz continually slashes Hawkeye against his own will.

<Sotek> Please, stop, Fritz!

<SotekBot> halt kill the Fritz do please!

* Thunder_Pheonix sobs audibly Love...*sniff*...Peace!

* Fritz sobs What have I done...why...father...why are you making me do this!?!

<Kappa> Fritz! The 4th EVA pilot is...

*dramatic pause*

<Fritz> NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Fin. For now.

Now, it's time for "The Author Speaks."

The only reason I began this #fret fanfic: because the #fret site did not have one. Well, there were other reasons, too, complications of the heart and whatnot, but that's not important. Now, I have achieved my goal. This fanfic has an exposition, a climax, and a resolution. Therefore it is a complete story, albeit for the fact that I ripped off as much off of published works (books, tv, anime, video games, and what have you) as would fit into the context. Sadly, the only words of praise I recieved were from Duneman and Sotek, the latter being MIA. Poor bastard.

I'm not saying this will be the last #fret fanfic I write. I'm just saying this is probably the end of this one.

Love and peace everyone.

-Sabacc P.S. Find the obscure FFV referance and win a prize! Also, the actions taken by Fritz in this fanfic should not represent what I think of Fritz overall; I love the lug, and comparing him to Shinji only increases his kick-ass-ness!