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The Supertastic Adventures of F.R.E.T.!
Staring Fritz "Chu-Chu" Fraundorf (With his sidekick, Hawkeye)!
Chapter 1: Introductions
Note: Any resemblance to any being on this earth, being fictitious or not, is purely coincidental, except where otherwise noted.
After several minutes, the high-speed jet, Thunder Phoenix, lands not far from the ominous R.E.L.A.X. factory. The agents decide to proceed on foot, as Thunder Phoenix waits inside the jet.
* Fritz speaks into his transmitter Kappa, we've begun to advance to the factory.
<Hawkeye> No signs of enemy activity yet.
<Kappa> Very well. Proceed inside, and be careful. Kappa out.
The two walked until the factory door.
<Hawkeye> Hmm...we either knock on the door, or kick it down.
<Fritz> Or, option three...*pulls out his gun*
* Fritz shoots the handle off
<Fritz> ...push it down.
<Hawkeye> : ...
<Fritz> : Well, I figure Sotek gave us all these guns, we might as well USE them...
Cautiously making their way to the light switch, the agents are astonished to see two figures tied and gagged to a chair in the center of the room.
<Hawkeye> Are those the agents...?
<Tied Man> Mmpph mmph!
...Did I mention they were gagged?
<Tied Woman> MMMPPHH!
<Fritz> "Mmph?" They must be talking in some sort of secret code.
<Hawkeye> Uh, Fritz, I think it's because their mouths have handkerchiefs in their mouths..
* Fritz looks Right, that might be it, too
* Hawkeye un-gags and unties the two people
<Man> RUN!
<Fritz> Well, that's an interesting way to thank us!
<Woman> I don't think you understand! We've got to get out of here!
<Man> There are explosives here set to detonate this factory and anything within a three-mile radius!
<Hawkeye> Wait, why would Welted do that?
<Man> He didn't; look, we have time to explain this later. Right now we've got to get out!
<Fritz> Alright, our ship is waiting, we'll talk in there.
The four of them begin to run out the door. However, Hawkeye stops and turns around. He takes out the camera Sotek gave him..
<Fritz> Hawkeye, what are you doing?!
* Hawkeye takes a picture of the factory Proof that the factory was intact when we left here! Kappa'll think WE blew it up!
<Woman> Well, maybe if you two werent so incompetent...
<Fritz> HEY! Would have preferred to stay tied up?
<Man> We'd prefer to GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
The agents quickly disperse from the building, moments before it explodes. Truly. this job is a gift from God! Aboard the Thunder Phoenix, the two agents introduce themselves..
<Man> My name is Iori, the most handsome, most powerful martial arts fighter #fret has ever seen.
<Woman> I am known as "The Chameleon". I have to ability to disguise myself into anything I wish.
<Fritz>...Riiiiiiiight.
The rest of the #fret agents introduce themselves. I don't need to waste your valuable time describing characters you already know. However, I have wasted it by describing why I will not describe the characters. Sucks for you.
Back at the F.R.E.T. HQ...
<Kappa> So, have you two ANY information for us to show for your complete ignorance and failure?
<Iori> Well, I wouldn't say COMPLETE failure..
<Kappa>I was talking to Fritz and Hawkeye.
<Iori>...Oh.
<Fritz> What the hell did we do?!
<Kappa> Hello, McFly ( Universal...yes, I actually have to say that)?! You blew up the R.E.LA.X. factory! Now they're on to us!
* Hawkeye hands Kappa the picture he took Aha! See?! I KNEW you wouldn't believe us! That's why I took a picture of the factory BEFORE it blew! They had it rigged to go off anyway!
* Kappa looks at the picture ...Why is this a picture of your thumb?
* Hawkeye looks at the picture as well DAMN IT!
<Kappa> So the factory was already rigged to go off? Hmm...that means they must think our agents dead....
<Chameleon> If it helps, we DO have some information..
<Kappa> Oh?
* Iori nods
<Fritz> You mentioned earlier that Welted didn't have the factory rigged...?
<Chameleon> That's right. His second hand man, Opiumorph, has a most diabolical plan in store for him...
<Hawkeye> Did...you say Opiumorph?
<Iori> Yes; he told us his entire plan, sure that we would die within hours. Is something the matter?
<Hawkeye> No, nothing...
Little do our agents know the true, deep dark secret between the past of Hawkeye and Opiumorph which will be revealed slowly in several discrete increments which no one will realize except you and I because I am TELLING you right now. That is all.
<Chameleon> Anyway, Opiumorph has this "brilliant plan" he calls "Operation G". He's going to sabotage various institutions of R.E.L.A.X. and blame us for the incidences. The moment Welted strikes at us, he plans to assassinate him, and assume the position of R.E.L.A.X. leader.
<Kappa> But...why?
<Fritz> Yeah, why doesn't he just kill him now?
<Iori> Because that would be too easy! Duh! The climax needs to be drawn out through several stories, not just a few passages.
<Kappa> Did he tell you anything else? His next target?
<Chameleon> He did mention something about "nuclear will power the end", but I really wasn't listening to his crap by that time.
<Kappa> Hmm....his next target must be a power plant of R.E.L.A.X.'s...but which? And when?
Will the F.R.E.T. agents find out which nuclear power plant Opiumorph will blow up next? Will Welted find out Opiumorph's treachery? Will Hawkeye and Opiumorph clash together? Will the questioning, suspicions, and foreshadowing end? The answer to the last one is: yes. Find out what happens to everyone's favorite F.R.E.T. agents in the next exciting chapter of the ongoing #fret fanfic! Same #fret time, same #fret webpage!
Special thanks to:
Sotek (the REAL Sotek), who for some damn reason CONTINUES to support me! (Personally, I think he's using this fanfic for MST fodder somewhere...I'm on to you, Sotek!)
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