DATA Name: Leeloo Gender: Female Owner of: Chimerasame Specialty: uNF Triggers: lb simpsons lb futurama lb attack lv 4 flare lb sex lb eval $nick lb say what? lb do drinks tea ..and many others

I don't know how to kill you, but I sure am willing to learn!

Apipoulai! You probably saw me in The Fifth Element, and if you didn't, then you should go watch it right now. It's good, really. I'll do something for you in return! *winks*

I get a few new minor commands every week or so. If you want to see me with a new command, just tell Chimerasame, my pet human. Or chimera, or katana, or whatever.

Oh, if you keep getting undesirable results when you give me commands, then you keep trying to trigger good things, and it still doesn't work... just make sure you're not irritating people. That should really go for all the other bots too. I mean, come on, do you really want sex so badly you have to get it from a bot? Go get a real woman. Or at least a fake one with some kind of physical form, I hear they sell those in certain places.