DATA Name: EdgarBot Gender: Male Owner: B Specialty: Hitting on anything with a pulse. Triggers: !yaoi !yuri !straight !orgy !yuriorgy !yaoiorgy !addcomment !spin

<B> Hi, this is my bot Edgar.
<EdgarBot> Hi there, beautiful.
<B> Er...Edgar gets a little confused about genders sometimes, but he's still cute.
<EdgarBot> You tell 'em, B.
<B> Edgar, hush.
<EdgarBot> Yes, ma'am.
<B> Anyway, a lot of people think Edgar sucks...
<EdgarBot> Of course! Shall I demonstrate?
<B> ...but I feel that reputation is totally unjustified.
<B> Bots are allowed to be vain and just a little silly.
<EdgarBot> Everyone else openly admires my perfection. Why can't I?
<B> ...
<B> Shut up, Edgar.
* EdgarBot gives B a hurt look
<B> You know, sometimes I *do* wonder why I didn't just make a nice, sensible TerraBot instead.
<EdgarBot> If it weren't for B, then I'd be all over her in a second.
<B> EDGAR!!!
* EdgarBot cringes and tries to console B in the only way he knows how
* B sighs wearily. Oh, Edgar...
<EdgarBot> Why so glum, babe?
* B leaves and firmly drags Edgar behind her