DATA Name: Spoony D.O.B.: Before the west was won. Gender: Male Height: 5'9" Weight: 145 pounds of SOLID MUSCLE. Specialty: Being the Mac guy who isn't Parish, full time raving lunatic. Contact: raptor@seanbaby.com

Ladies, please try to contain yourselves.

Description or Miscellaneous Information: A creature of beauty and femine grace with no equal. Wait, that's Seph.

The greatest warrior in existence, with a really bad hair cut. Wait, that's Goku.

A master spy and suave ladies man, who has saved thwarted evil terrorists man times. Wait, that's Bond. James Bond.

YOUR MOM. Wait, that's YOUR MOM.

Screw it. He's a fockin nutcase. But he's a Mac-weilding, trash talking, SFA3 playing, Smith worshiping, Scottish, GS hacka, so tread lightly.