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The Gaming Intelligence Agency
 
DATA
Name: Professor
D.O.B.: 5.3.84
Gender: Male
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 225 lbs.
Specialty: Being angry and dispensing metric tons of infortmation about relevant things at irrelevant times.
Contact: lillistj@adelphia.net
Professor
Trust in the dragon. He's a friend of mine. Actually, he's a wyvern. Did you know that most dragons in RPGs are really wyverns? Vagrant Story knows the difference. Smoky fellow.

I am he, the Vox Dei. I am the Metatron, Lesser YHWH, the tongue of Jehova.

I am the Alpha, the Omega, the Beta, the Delta, the Epsilon, the Theta, and the Omikron. I am not, however, the Kappa. Kappa is the Kappa.

I am the Uchuu no Kami, and my thoughts and beliefs are the Kami no Yurikago.

The capital of Vermont is Montpelier.

See? Irrelevant!

Yaoi is incredibly frightening.

Oh, thought of another one. I am the chosen son of the Greater Source, Calmet an Dakmakkar, il Deus Lucei.

Yes, right.

Incidentally, I'm also Tom Lillis, Managing Editor of the newly resurrected Total RPG Magazine. http://www.totalrpg.net, you know.

That'll be it, then.