DATA Name: Perrin/Joel D.O.B.: 1983.02.23 Gender: Male Height: 5'10" Weight: 136 lbs. Specialty: Sex with bots Contact: hatter@nt.net

o/~ Shut your f**king face Uncle F**ka! o/~

(Temporary bio written by Flagg in Wesley Willis song format)

*start music*

Perrin is a person in #fret.
He knows how to rock.
He drinks lots of iced tea late at night.
He lives in Canada.

PEEEEEEERINN!!
PEEERIIIIIN~!!
PEEEEEERINN..!
PERRRIIN!!

Perrin is a damn robosexual.
He's laid every bot that's stepped into #fret.
Robots don't have genitalia.
But Perrin finds a way.

PERRIN!
PERRIN!!!
PEEEEEEEERRI~NN!!
PEERIIIIIIIN~~!!

Perrin is one o' dem Canadians.
They say strange words like "aboot" and "eh" over there.
They put u's in all their words.
Perrin will knock me to the ground for writing this bio.

PERR~~IIN~~!!
PERRIN!!!!!
PEE~E~E~E~RRRINN!!!
PEERRRINNN~!!

Rock over London!
Rock on Chicago!
Microsoft- Where do you want to go today?

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